Grand Prix Rejects

CarlosFerreira wrote:

Nuppiz wrote:Spambots usually don't wait a couple of days until they start spamming, and they usually have their profile filled with information relating to what they are advertising. So I'd say that everyone should lower their anti-spam defenses for a short while and actually believe that it might be human being posting there.

'xactly. Maybe it's someone, like Phoenix, who wants to improve his/her English.

Haaa haaa haaa, Mr.Ferreira. My English was not as bad when I began posting here. I thought everyone had forgotten the Double Negative-Gate.

Phoenix wrote:

CarlosFerreira wrote:

Nuppiz wrote:Spambots usually don't wait a couple of days until they start spamming, and they usually have their profile filled with information relating to what they are advertising. So I'd say that everyone should lower their anti-spam defenses for a short while and actually believe that it might be human being posting there.

'xactly. Maybe it's someone, like Phoenix, who wants to improve his/her English.

Haaa haaa haaa, Mr.Ferreira. My English was not as bad when I began posting here. I thought everyone had forgotten the Double Negative-Gate.

Eugh. Don't remind me.

Phoenix wrote:Haaa haaa haaa, Mr.Ferreira. My English was not as bad when I began posting here. I thought everyone had forgotten the Double Negative-Gate.

I agree with Gobs, your English has improved immensely. So much that one needs to go into the realm of the obscure double-entendre to catch you out these days.

I would like to take advantage of this situation to say a big "Thanks" to the whole forum, because I think I fall in the same case as Phoenix...this forum is really helping me with my English... and I'll listen to the podcasts to improve my listening skills

To be honest, my teacher in high school was terrible, and I had a hard time learning by myself, learning English from Pink Floyd lyrics

this is the next step

edit: If you really want to help me, quote my posts and underline when I do grammatical and lexical mistakes, then insult me comparing me to Badoer, Schiattarella or Lavaggi.
That will motivate me

LucaPacchiarini wrote:... learning english from Pink Floyd lyrics

Big respect, you're my new best friend.

Suggestion: since you're making the effort, how about signing up for some of the BBC's podcasts? Great quality, dozens of choices, interesting topics. Hey, I don't work for them or anything...

CarlosFerreira wrote:

LucaPacchiarini wrote:... learning english from Pink Floyd lyrics

Big respect, you're my new best friend.

Suggestion: since you're making the effort, how about signing up for some of the BBC's podcasts? Great quality, dozens of choices, interesting topics. Hey, I don't work for them or anything...

Hey, respect to you too; English isn't your first language yet you are completely and utterly fluent, more so than the vast majority of native speakers. Well done.

You don't want to learn English through Pink Floyd or the podcast... Nothing is more pretentious than a non-American accent when speaking English.

shinji wrote:Hey, respect to you too; English isn't your first language yet you are completely and utterly fluent, more so than the vast majority of native speakers. Well done.

Thank you, native. Ever since I came to Britain, I told myself I didn't want the Brits to understand I was an alien from my pronunciation. I can hold a conversation without blowing my cover, and all the Mancunians think I'm a Southern fairy - up to the point when I say my name or try to use a specific curse word that my friends tell me I can never get quite right. If only they cursed more often on Radio 4...

The colour scheme of HWNSNBM's race suit looks like that of Playboy Mansion Virgin Manor Grand Prix. Do you think they could use HIS used race suits?

CarlosFerreira wrote:If only they cursed more often on Radio 4...

On the subject of highly recommendable podcasts in which people curse: You may want to try The Bugle.

I guess its my turn to post much more frequently here then. Time to become the new Phoenix! Double-entendres galore!

Frentzen127 wrote:I guess its my turn to post much more frequently here then. Time to become the new Phoenix! Double-entendres galore!

You'll never hang on to my level of rejectdom.
Glad someone thinks my English has improved Now if only I could improve my pronunciation...(I can only speak, not write, in English...with my English teacher )

Phoenix wrote:

Frentzen127 wrote:I guess its my turn to post much more frequently here then. Time to become the new Phoenix! Double-entendres galore!

You'll never hang on to my level of rejectdom.
Glad someone thinks my English has improved Now if only I could improve my pronunciation...(I can only speak, not write, in English...with my English teacher )

Eh. Who needs pronunciation? It's not like we're ever going to meet up or anything. (Okay, so we might... that will probably NOT include me. There's a damn body of water in the way of me meeting pretty much any of you.)

thehemogoblin wrote:

Phoenix wrote:

Frentzen127 wrote:I guess its my turn to post much more frequently here then. Time to become the new Phoenix! Double-entendres galore!

You'll never hang on to my level of rejectdom.
Glad someone thinks my English has improved Now if only I could improve my pronunciation...(I can only speak, not write, in English...with my English teacher )

Eh. Who needs pronunciation? It's not like we're ever going to meet up or anything. (Okay, so we might... that will probably NOT include me. There's a damn body of water in the way of me meeting pretty much any of you.)

I wasn't thinking about talking with you or with any people in this forum. I was just talking about real life. Who knows when will I need to talk with English people on a regular basis...

thehemogoblin wrote:You don't want to learn English through Pink Floyd or the podcast... Nothing is more pretentious than a non-American accent when speaking English.

Nothing is more dumb than an American accent when speaking English.

</obligatory anti-Americanism>

Wow many comments. Thank all of you.

karljoesen wrote:Wow many comments. Thank all of you.

You DO exist!

Eeer...did I say to you karljoesen how sorry I am? Well, welcome to F1 Rejects

Just become a member in a jiffy. Wanna send out you boys a warm hi there!
Delighted to be here along with you!!

My favorite one yet. Jiffy=greatest word ever.

I'm taking bets as to how legitimate this jiffily created account is...

Take a good snuff of turpentine fumes and you see pink Elephants and monkey's with the head of Obama etc.
It really works !!!

Welcome aboard, mate. Nice to see you around.

I'm compiling the new member presentations in a special created thread.

MaxwellBranham wrote:Just become a member in a jiffy. Wanna send out you boys a warm hi there!
Delighted to be here along with you!!

Welcome aboard mate, but remember that if you try to sell us Cyalis, Levitra or equestrian datings the wrath of HWNSNBM will fall on you in full force.

Hey. I'm Sullivangate and I'm from California, USA.

I've been reading the site for 8 years now and following the podcast for a while as well. Figured it was time to join the forum.

Sullivangate wrote:Hey. I'm Sullivangate and I'm from California, USA.

I've been reading the site for 8 years now and following the podcast for a while as well. Figured it was time to join the forum.

Glad you did so, and just in time for the season starter. Have fun!

Sullivangate wrote:Hey. I'm Sullivangate and I'm from California, USA.

I've been reading the site for 8 years now and following the podcast for a while as well. Figured it was time to join the forum.

Long live the Pacific Time Zone, buddy.

I'm new too

K-RON wrote:I'm new too

As long as you're not Ron Dennis under a pseudonym, welcome!

CarlosFerreira wrote:

K-RON wrote:I'm new too

As long as you're not Ron Dennis under a pseudonym, welcome!

lol no, name is Kieron, thanks for the welcome.

...so this is the line-up for new applicants? Thanks.

Hi, i'm looking to apply for the position of "Co-Owner".

PWNSNBM wrote:...so this is the line-up for new applicants? Thanks.

Hi, i'm looking to apply for the position of "Co-Owner".

Sorry, this site is run by Kuwashima and not Ikuzawa.

PWNSNBM wrote:...so this is the line-up for new applicants? Thanks.

Hi, i'm looking to apply for the position of "Co-Owner".

You can't do that, as Kuwashima and eytl are the creators of the web and, hence, the unquestionable dictators under the leadership of HWNSNBM. But you can be the cheerleader!

btw, congratulations

epic thread hijacking

LucaPacchiarini wrote:btw, congratulations

epic thread hijacking

We aim to please.

Phoenix wrote:You can't do that, as Kuwashima and eytl are the creators of the web and, hence, the unquestionable dictators under the leadership of HWNSNBM. But you can be the cheerleader!

Uhh, i'm not sure wearing a mini-skirt is my thing - can i be in charge of cleaning the toilets instead?

*Must resist temptation to make toilet-related joke about how much crap is deposited into the ether courtesy of this website.*

eytl wrote:*Must resist temptation to make toilet-related joke about how much crap is deposited into the ether courtesy of this website.*

So... does this mean i get the job?

[I'm really hoping to get a 'yes' - i submitted my resume a little too late, so SpeedTV's not taking me back this year.]

Checking in...

B Leinders wrote:Checking in...

Welcome aboard!

eytl wrote:*Must resist temptation to make toilet-related joke about how much crap is deposited into the ether courtesy of this website.*

Tells new members all they need to know, doesn't it?