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shinji wrote:
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Isn't that Hanson??? I wondered what had happened to them after their one hit wonder.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leif_Garrett

Not this.


Apologies Shinji, perhaps I didn't make myself clear enough but my last post was meant as a joke, as Seb Vettel looked like one of the Hanson brothers to me. Anyway thanks for the info.
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You have failed me for the last time, Admiral.
"Other than the car behind and the driver who might get a bit startled with the sudden explosion in front, it really isn't a major safety issue from that point of view,"
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The Virgin gets a good seeing to
As i looked at my naked body in the mirror, i thought to myself,
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The Virgin gets a good seeing to


:lol: Nice one madcat.

I guess the Virgin deserved it for not performing as it should have done 1st time out.
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He didn't react well to being beaten by a Toyota, let alone a 2nd hand Toyota that had been flogged to a Serbian scrap merchant! "Why didn't I think of that?" he pondered.
How ironic; Alonso loses because the Renault in front of him doesn't crash, or indeed feel inclined to pull over and let him pass!!!
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Bloody hell, I've got to work with the "Trulli Train" again.
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Some guys are trying to solve the Virgin lubrication problems.
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Virgin still waiting on a breakthrough
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To make things worse, Di Grassi dropped his contact lens whilst getting out the car.
"Other than the car behind and the driver who might get a bit startled with the sudden explosion in front, it really isn't a major safety issue from that point of view,"
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Ferrari tries to mix alcoholic drinks with the fuel to gain some performance.


Kimi quits F1 as refuelling ban puts an end to his 3 keg strategy.
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Mike reacts with joy at the maiden run of the new Lotus.
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Virgin: "Stop it, boys! It tickles!"
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Virgin: "Stop it, boys! It tickles!"


Mechanic on Left: Give it up boys its no use, there isn't a single bit thats better than a car designed in a wind tunnel.
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Mechanics can't keep their eyes off Virgin's tight little chassis
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It takes FOUR Mechanics to work out how to turn on the Virgin!!!
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Rolling around in the sand is one hell of a first time.
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Rolling around in the sand is one hell of a first time.


Epic.

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That barely needs a caption. It's just terrifying.
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Insert random Kane (C&C) quote here.

Am I the only one who thinks that he looks a bit like Kane, even if I've never actually played the games where he appears?
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Serious; when Kovalainen came back into the pits after damaging the only front wing and found this face staring back, he must have missed Lewis and McLaren.
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Serious; when Kovalainen came back into the pits after damaging the only front wing and found this face staring back, he must have missed Lewis and McLaren.


True. That is a face that only a mother can love.
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Glock tells his mechanics " The Virgin is a very nice place to put your helmet in, but you'll never guess where i've put it now"
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After Timo takes the Virgin out and leaves it out in the sandbank, worried mechanics check that everything is still intact...
As i looked at my naked body in the mirror, i thought to myself,
"I'm going to get thrown out of Ikea any minute.".
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The Virgin refuses to get on with it.
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Sand in the backside is never pleasant, especially for a Virgin.
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Nuppiz wrote:Image

Insert random Kane (C&C) quote here.

Am I the only one who thinks that he looks a bit like Kane, even if I've never actually played the games where he appears?


Power shifts quickly in Virgin F1...
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I sense a disturbance in the Farce...
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As i looked at my naked body in the mirror, i thought to myself,
"I'm going to get thrown out of Ikea any minute.".
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Ross Prawn wrote:Image

To make things worse, Di Grassi dropped his contact lens whilst getting out the car.


A-MA-ZING!
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Haha, that's good!
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Popi_Larrauri wrote:
Ross Prawn wrote:Image

To make things worse, Di Grassi dropped his contact lens whilst getting out the car.


A-MA-ZING!


I think Di Grassi ran over a cat who was using the toilet...
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Stefangp wrote:
Popi_Larrauri wrote:
Ross Prawn wrote:Image

To make things worse, Di Grassi dropped his contact lens whilst getting out the car.


A-MA-ZING!


I think Di Grassi ran over a cat who was using the toilet...


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SDHammer wrote:Image
Mechanic on Left:- Hey lads its Bono on the phone, he still hasn't found what he's looking for. Is it under the car?


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Moments later, Ferrari alleged that Williams' flying was in violation of the Concorde Agreement, which says only Red Bull may give you wings.
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Michael Schumacher's solution to the banning of team orders; just get Ralf to slam into the back of Rubens' car at the first corner.
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Ralf: I can see my house from heeeerrrrreeeeeeee.
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Ralf: "Houston we have a problem"
or
It was at this point Ralf realised that he infact hit the wrong Ferrari :twisted:
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After this incident Patrick Head was heard to say that he wished they'd thought of putting a sponsor's logo on the bottom of the plank.
"Other than the car behind and the driver who might get a bit startled with the sudden explosion in front, it really isn't a major safety issue from that point of view,"
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