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"How to cheat without getting caught" by the McLaren team
"My friends in F1" by Lewis
"How to love your teammates" by Alonso
"My successful Singing Career" by Jacques Villeneuve
"F1 or the best days of my career" by Montoya
"Sympathy, Respect, and Tolerance" F1 commentators...in general
"How to overshadow your teammate" by Nick Hiedfeld with Nelson Piquet Jr.
"I don't need Daddy!" co written by Lewis, Nelson and Jenson
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Losing Gracefully - by Ferrari
Winning - by Mark Webber (sorry guys...)
F1 - how to get a return on your investment by Honda and Toyota!
"will you stop him playing tennis then?", referring to Montoya's famous shoulder injury, to which Whitmarsh replied "well, it's very difficult to play tennis on a motorbike"
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for the prospective entrants next year.

The beginners guide to setting up an F1 team. (Lola entry team 1997)
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"Beginner's guide to winning in F1" by Yuji Ide"
"F1's best drivers" by Flavio Briatore
"How to finish a race" by Heikki Kovaleinen
"Success" By Nelson Piquet Jr
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'The Idiot's Guide to running a Formula 1 Team' by Andrea Sassetti with contributions from Jean-Pierre Van Rossem and Cyril de Rouvre.
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"How to avoid cramps in Formula One" by Jean-Denis Deletraz
"How to make the media convinced that your team wins this year" by Keith Wiggins
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"How to race in a fair and sportsmanlike fashion" by Michael Schumacher
"How to be succesfull in a team with equal treatment to drivers" by Michael Schumacher
"How to escape the shadow of your brother" by Ralf Schumacher and Wilson Fittipaldi
"The art of avoiding Crashes" by Andrea de Cesaris
"Indycar and Formula one: How to succeed in both" by Michael Andretti and Alessando Zanardi
"Designing a competetive F1-engine" by Ernesto Vita
"My success at Ferrari" by Ivan Capelli
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"Keeping Nosecones" -Nelson Piquet. Jr.
"Getting Your Money's Worth"- Honda and Toyota
"Avoiding Armco"- Kaz Nakajima with introduction from Andrea De Ceseris
"Being Friendly To Cameramen"- Juan Pablo Montoya
"Being Charismatic"- Alain Prost
"Haircut" -Brendon Hartley and Arie Luyendyk
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"My lucky moments in F1" by Chris Amon
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"Race Car Aerodynamics" by Luigi Colani
"My F1 Career" by Marco Apicella
"Melbourne's Turn One" and "Championship Celebrations" by Felipe Massa
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"Beginner's guide to beating your team-mate" by Alex Yoong
"Motorsport in Liechtenstein" by Rikki von Opel
"Superlicences made easy" by Ricardo Londono-Bridge (foreword by Perry McCarthy and Yuji Ide)
"Memories of Frank Williams" by Masami Kuwashima
"Staying on the lead lap" by Jean-Denis Deletraz
"My life at Life" by Gary Brabham
"Keeping your F1 website updated and trendy" by F1 Rejects ...

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"How to keep your inhibitions" by James Hunt, with foreword by Kimi Raikkonen
"I admitted when I failed" by Andrea Sassetti, with special contribution by Giancorlo Fisichella
"Who will be champion?" by Giancarlo Fisichella
"How to remain calm" by Murray Walker
"To win, first you must finish" by Chris Amon, with introduction by Vittorio Brambilla and Andrea de Cesaris
"Friendship" by Eliseo Salazar, editted by Nelson Piquet, snr.
"Think Lucky" by Adrian Sutil, with special contributions by Nick Wirth and Perry McCarthy
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"Brabham - the glory years" by Damon Hill
"will you stop him playing tennis then?", referring to Montoya's famous shoulder injury, to which Whitmarsh replied "well, it's very difficult to play tennis on a motorbike"
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How to have stable management in F1 by Guy Ligier
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"How to defend your championship" co-written by Damon Hill, Jacques Villeneuve and Kimi Räikkönen
"Pitstops: The proper way to do them" by Ferrari pitcrew
"What is best for the sport" by Bernie Ecclestone and Max Mosley
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"Success in motorsport depends on your genes" Written by Nico Rosberg, Nelsinho Piquet, Mathias Lauda and Vanina Ickx
Eurosport broadcast for the 1990 Mexican GP prequalifying:
"The Life, it looked very lifeless yet again... in fact Bruno did one, slow lap"
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"How To Get a Podium Finish in F1" by Tiago Monteiro
"Pit Stops for Dummies" by Christian Albers
"My Lead Lap" by Markus Winkelhock
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"Continuity" by Tom Walkinshaw
"Outlasting the competition" by Willi Kauhsen
"Beaches of Hungary" by Chanock Nissany
"Overtaking in the principality" by David Coulthard, foreword by Toranosuke "Tora Tora Tora" Takagi
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"A pratical guide to beautiful track design", by Hermann Tilcke.
"How to use your reverse gear", by Riccardo Rosset
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"Beating Benetton at refueling strategy", by Frank Williams and Patrick Head, featuring Damon Hill, David Coulthard and Jacques Villeneuve
"Sportsman-like action in street circuits: Adelaide and Monaco", by Michael Schumacher
"Negotiation", by Flavio Briatore
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"How to stay calm under any circumstances" by Felipe Massa
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"Charisma", by Ralf Schumacher.
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"Begginer's guide to Boxer engines" by Carlo Chiti.
"How do create the ultimate F1 team" by Guido Forti, footnotes by Nick Wirth and John Surtees.
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"Slow", by Michael Schumacher
"Fast", by J-D Deletraz
"The Fast and the Furious", by Ayrton Senna and Eddie Irvine
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"How to Meet your Goals and Expectations." by Honda
"How to Make a F1 Legal Car." by Benetton's 94-95 teams, foreward from Flav
"Making Good Career Choices." by Jacques Villeneuve and co-authored by Juan Pablo Montoya
"Driving a Renault." by Mohammed Ben Sulayem
"My F1 Drives" by Bernie Ecclestone
"Building Reliable Engines" by Life
"Australia 1989" by Alain Prost "Australia 1991" by several participants in the race and "Malaysia 2009" by Max Mosley A boxed set.
"Parking F1 cars correctly" by Fisi
"Exciting Races: Valencia 2008" by the organizers
"My F1 Career" by Masami Kuwashima
"My Time at Mclaren" by Nigel Mansell
"Creating Eye-Pleasing Liveries: A Trilogy" by Renault, BMW Sauber and Toyota
"Our 2007 Sponsors" by HOnda
"USA 2005" by the Michelin runners
"Following Rules" by Michael Schumacher
"Good F1 Commentary" by James Allen
"Getting past Pre-Qualifying" by Eurobrun
"Beating Junior Teams" by Red Bull and Honda
"Helping out our Countrymen" by Honda
"Staying to Finish Races" by Kimi Raikkonen

Slightly Longer Books:
"How to Spin and Crash" by Yuji Ide
"Setting off the Publicocrapometer" by Nick Fry
"F1 Predictions" by Giancarlo Fischella
"Crashing" by Andrea de Crasheris and Nelson Piquet Jr.
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"Guide to successful anglo-Australian relations" by James Allen
"How to make exciting motor racing circuits" by Herman Tilke
"How to efficiently and successfully run an F1 team" by Stefano Domenicali,foreword by Peter Monteverdi and Craig Pollock
"Modesty" by Eddie Irvine
"How to stay sober" by Kimi Raikkonen
"How to provide good TV coverage of F1" by Channel Ten, foreword by ITV
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"How to find respectable and law-abiding business partners" - Gerard Larrousse
"Being a part of winning teams" - Roberto Pupo Moreno
"Discretion is the better part of valour" - Danica Patrick
"The safety of F-1" - Max Mosley on the eve of the final qualifying session of the 1994 Imola GP
"Working out solutions" - Everyone in F-1 at the 2005 US GP
"Establishing long term relationships with employers" - Andrea de Cesaris
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"Flying" by Ricardo Patrese, Ralf, and Kubica
"Sticking up to our Ferrari Teammates" by Rubens Barichello, Eddie Irvine and Mika Salo
"We helped Super Aguri in 2008" by Honda
"Humor" by Ron Dennis
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#1 in the team, by Rubens Barrichello.
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tristan1117 wrote:"Getting past Pre-Qualifying" by Eurobrun


You forgot the co-authors Coloni, Life and Andrea Moda!
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"The art of being lapped" by Jean Louis Schlesser, Andrea de Cesaris, Olivier Groulliard and Rene Arnoux
"will you stop him playing tennis then?", referring to Montoya's famous shoulder injury, to which Whitmarsh replied "well, it's very difficult to play tennis on a motorbike"
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tristan1117 wrote:"Parking F1 cars correctly" by Fisi


I thought Michael Schumacher wrote that one.
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PayasYouDNPQ wrote:
tristan1117 wrote:"Parking F1 cars correctly" by Fisi


I thought Michael Schumacher wrote that one.


He wrote the sequel.
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"Sticking to the rules" by Hans Heyer
"My ego" by Sebastian Vettel
"Organisation and Efficiency" by ANY Italian pitcrew ever
"Speed Demon" by Jean-Denis Délétraz, foreword by Giovanni Lavaggi
"Flat out Flat broke: Formula One the hard way!" by Lewis Hamilton, with additions from Nelsinho Piquet
"Racing" by Life
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"Humble", by Lewis Carl Davidson Hamilton, MBE.
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How to score points in F1 by Luca Badoer
Driving Fast in F1 by Jean-Deniz Deletraz with a foreward from Giovanni Lavaggi
Safe Driving Guides by Gregor Foitek with a foreward from Andrea de Cheseris.
Wanting to Drive for Andrea Moda by Enrico Bertaggia
Humility by Nelson Piquet Jr with a foreward from Flavio Briatore
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Designing Beautiful F1 Cars by BMW-Sauber
Quick Response by Paul Ricard Safety Crew
Staying Retired by Bruno Giacomelli
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"The How to Pass Trilogy: How to Pass at Monaco, How to Pass at Barcelona, How to Pass at the Hungaroring" by Enrique Bernoldi
"F1 Etiquette: Getting Lapped" by Eliseo Salazar, Rene Arnoux, Jean-Denis Deletraz, Jean-Loius Schelesser and Olivier Groiulliard.
"Beating Your Teammate" by Nelsinho Piquet Jr.
"Retiring: Nigel Mansell" by Nigel Mansell foreward by Michael Jordan and Brett Favre for all American Football fans.
"Why we Want to Race in North America" by Bernie
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tristan1117 wrote:"Retiring: Nigel Mansell" by Nigel Mansell foreward by Michael Jordan and Brett Favre for all American Football fans.

That's based on an earlier work by Alan Jones isn't it?
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