Fernando Alonso chicken video

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 16 May 2010, 21:58

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-57Thiyvy8&feature=related

He obviously loves chicken the way he goes on about it. Go crazy with the opinions.

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 16 May 2010, 22:35

I'm glad he doesn't care about the exit, because when you eat quick chicken, it's liable to leave as fast as it was made.

RAK · Post by **RAK** » 16 May 2010, 22:59

I was just thinking about this video earlier. Do you think he prefers it fried or grilled?

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 17 May 2010, 17:01

Oh, my...And I thought my pronunciation left something to be desired...

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 17 May 2010, 17:16

I saw that video ages ago, still think of it nearly every time I eat a chicane.

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 17 May 2010, 17:22

RAK wrote:I was just thinking about this video earlier. Do you think he prefers it fried or grilled?

Maybe a popcorn chicane.

watka · Post by **watka** » 17 May 2010, 21:20

He'd get on well with Usain Bolt - he loves chicken nuggets.

MinardiFan95 · Post by **MinardiFan95** » 18 May 2010, 06:16

After watching this I wouldn't be surprised if KFC is announced as a Ferrari sponsor next year just to make Alonso stay with the team.

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 18 May 2010, 06:24

MinardiFan95 wrote:After watching this I wouldn't be surprised if KFC is announced as a Ferrari sponsor next year just to make Alonso stay with the team.

You didn't get the memo that they already were? The barcode on the engine cover was a subliminal message for a KFC bucket.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 18 May 2010, 18:16

thehemogoblin wrote:
MinardiFan95 wrote:After watching this I wouldn't be surprised if KFC is announced as a Ferrari sponsor next year just to make Alonso stay with the team.

You didn't get the memo that they already were? The barcode on the engine cover was a subliminal message for a KFC bucket.

What do you have to say now, you bathplugging moralists and Flanders of life? :twisted:

coops · Post by **coops** » 18 May 2010, 20:22

I can barely say 'chicane' properly myself now after watching that a few times.

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 18 May 2010, 21:07

Or as Neg off Balls of Steel would say, I'll have a 12 piece bucket, 12 Zinger Tower burgers and some bathplugging popcorn chicane.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 19 May 2010, 12:27

I wonder if he likes the harbor chicken...

P_Friesacher · Post by **P_Friesacher** » 19 May 2010, 17:39

Probalby prefers the Castrol chicken

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 19 May 2010, 19:17

Why is Fernando Alonso unique?
Because he's the only person in the world that gets punished for cutting a chicken!

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 19 May 2010, 20:41

Phoenix wrote:Why is Fernando Alonso unique?
Because he's the only person in the world that gets punished for cutting a chicken!

I'm sure there's some religion that's against that. Actual chicken I mean.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 20 May 2010, 12:17

shinji wrote:
Phoenix wrote:Why is Fernando Alonso unique?
Because he's the only person in the world that gets punished for cutting a chicken!

I'm sure there's some religion that's against that. Actual chicken I mean.

No, there isn't. Check for yourself.

P_Friesacher · Post by **P_Friesacher** » 21 May 2010, 00:20

Phoenix wrote:No, there isn't. Check for yourself.

You really shouldn't have posted the link to this wikipedia page... I read it all, one thing lead to another and I ended up watching a youtube video of a french tourist eating Chinese specialty "drunken shrimp". (DO NOT, for your own sake, google that, by the way...)

Not your fault of course! But the story is true. And the video IS really disgusting!

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 21 May 2010, 11:59

P_Friesacher wrote:
Phoenix wrote:No, there isn't. Check for yourself.

You really shouldn't have posted the link to this wikipedia page... I read it all, one thing lead to another and I ended up watching a youtube video of a french tourist eating Chinese specialty "drunken shrimp". (DO NOT, for your own sake, google that, by the way...)

Not your fault of course! But the story is true. And the video IS really disgusting!

Well, I googled it. It's...interesting, shall I say. Though I wouldn't try it by myself.
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Waris · Post by **Waris** » 22 May 2010, 19:40

Now I want to go to KFC. I really shouldn't have clicked this thread! I am hungry!

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 22 May 2010, 19:46

Waris wrote:Now I want to go to KFC. I really shouldn't have clicked this thread! I am hungry!

Not surprising given it's 21:46 PM.

Waris · Post by **Waris** » 22 May 2010, 19:48

Phoenix wrote:
Waris wrote:Now I want to go to KFC. I really shouldn't have clicked this thread! I am hungry!

Not surprising given it's 21:46 PM.

But the convenience store on my way home closes at 22:00, and... I... fffff >__<

Also, it's funny how you combined 12-hour and 24-hour notation by writing "21:46 PM". I wonder if that qualifies as Phoenglish? :lol:

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 22 May 2010, 19:53

Waris wrote:
Phoenix wrote:
Waris wrote:Now I want to go to KFC. I really shouldn't have clicked this thread! I am hungry!

Not surprising given it's 21:46 PM.

But the convenience store on my way home closes at 22:00, and... I... fffff >__<
Also, it's funny how you combined 12-hour and 24-hour notation by writing "21:46 PM". I wonder if that qualifies as Phoenglish?

I'm positively sure I've seen this in other places. Apart from that, good luck with your meal :lol:

Are you completely food-less in your house?

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 23 May 2010, 11:05

Waris wrote:
Phoenix wrote:
Waris wrote:Now I want to go to KFC. I really shouldn't have clicked this thread! I am hungry!

Not surprising given it's 21:46 PM.

But the convenience store on my way home closes at 22:00, and... I... fffff >__<

Also, it's funny how you combined 12-hour and 24-hour notation by writing "21:46 PM". I wonder if that qualifies as Phoenglish?

Technically no... but it sure as hell qualifies for PhoMaths! :lol:

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 23 May 2010, 12:03

Wizzie wrote:Technically no... but it sure as hell qualifies for PhoMaths!

What is next? PhoNetics?

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 24 May 2010, 08:42

Phoenix wrote:
Wizzie wrote:Technically no... but it sure as hell qualifies for PhoMaths!

What is next? PhoNetics?

Probably PhoLitics :lol:

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 24 May 2010, 10:09

PhoLosphy?

Waris · Post by **Waris** » 26 May 2010, 19:02

Phoolishness.

I managed fine; I don't remember what, but I must've eaten something, since I'm still alive. Thanks. This weekend, I'll try to eat some turkey. (get it lulz?)

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 26 May 2010, 19:12

Waris wrote:Phoolishness.

I managed fine; I don't remember what, but I must've eaten something, since I'm still alive. Thanks. This weekend, I'll try to eat some turkey. (get it lulz?)

Whoa whoa whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. You've made a phoolhardy move, I'm affraid...
And yes, being such a lame joke, I got it.

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 26 May 2010, 20:51

Waris wrote:Phoolishness.

I managed fine; I don't remember what, but I must've eaten something, since I'm still alive. Thanks. This weekend, I'll try to eat some turkey. (get it lulz?)

That joke deserves a Phacepalm

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 26 May 2010, 21:58

Waris wrote:Phoolishness.

I managed fine; I don't remember what, but I must've eaten something, since I'm still alive. Thanks. This weekend, I'll try to eat some turkey. (get it lulz?)

So who is going to cut the last chicken in the race then?

Waris · Post by **Waris** » 26 May 2010, 21:59

kostas22 wrote:
Waris wrote:Phoolishness.

I managed fine; I don't remember what, but I must've eaten something, since I'm still alive. Thanks. This weekend, I'll try to eat some turkey. (get it lulz?)

So who is going to cut the last chicken in the race then?

I don't know, but I heard Sakon Yamamoto was going to drive one of the Hispania cars on Friday. He likes chicken, I bet.

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 26 May 2010, 22:25

Waris wrote:
kostas22 wrote:
Waris wrote:Phoolishness.

I managed fine; I don't remember what, but I must've eaten something, since I'm still alive. Thanks. This weekend, I'll try to eat some turkey. (get it lulz?)

So who is going to cut the last chicken in the race then?

I don't know, but I heard Sakon Yamamoto was going to drive one of the Hispania cars on Friday. He likes chicken, I bet.

He's a headless chicane.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 26 May 2010, 22:41

redbulljack14 wrote:
Waris wrote:Phoolishness.

I managed fine; I don't remember what, but I must've eaten something, since I'm still alive. Thanks. This weekend, I'll try to eat some turkey. (get it lulz?)

That joke deserves a Phacepalm

Eh! Why don't you make puns using your own usernames, for a change?

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 26 May 2010, 22:43

Phoenix wrote:
redbulljack14 wrote:
Waris wrote:Phoolishness.

I managed fine; I don't remember what, but I must've eaten something, since I'm still alive. Thanks. This weekend, I'll try to eat some turkey. (get it lulz?)

That joke deserves a Phacepalm

Eh! Why don't you make puns using your own usernames, for a change?

Because it would Kost us alot of our own time figuring out better puns than your username provides.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 26 May 2010, 22:50

kostas22 wrote:
Phoenix wrote:Eh! Why don't you make puns using your own usernames, for a change?

Because it would Kost us alot of our own time figuring out better puns than your username provides.

Yeah, that's right. And it all began with me making a double negative sentence...

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 27 May 2010, 10:23

Phoenix wrote:
redbulljack14 wrote:
Waris wrote:Phoolishness.

I managed fine; I don't remember what, but I must've eaten something, since I'm still alive. Thanks. This weekend, I'll try to eat some turkey. (get it lulz?)

That joke deserves a Phacepalm

Eh! Why don't you make puns using your own usernames, for a change?

My name is already ironic for I am neither a doctor nor a baker - dr are my initials and baker is my surname...

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 27 May 2010, 12:49

I know. I'm not a real phoenix either.

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 27 May 2010, 12:53

Phoenix wrote:I know. I'm not a real phoenix either.

You're not?!?!?!

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 27 May 2010, 13:02

dr-baker wrote:
Phoenix wrote:I know. I'm not a real phoenix either.

You're not?!?!?!

I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm only a magpie.