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Posted: 26 Jul 2016, 12:26
CaptainGetz12 wrote:
An engine that will last a 1000 miles!
An engine that will last a 1000 miles!
Grand Prix Rejects
A tribute to the heroic failures of Grand Prix racing
https://gprejects.com/forum/
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An engine that will last a 1000 miles!
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Posted: 26 Jul 2016, 12:49
"Ach, its a nice idea lads but I just don't see Germany dominating motor-sport. Could you start building me some rockets instead?"
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Posted: 26 Jul 2016, 13:02
"The car's nose looks too Jewish, I don't like it."
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Posted: 26 Jul 2016, 13:21
And so this very car number will in the future be winning everything, with a black man at the wheel.
They did 'Nazi' that coming ...
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Posted: 26 Jul 2016, 16:02
"...Only has one ball.... Bearing, Herr Hitler. This Mercedes only has one ball bearing!"
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Posted: 26 Jul 2016, 22:29
Hitler: "How many Jews do you reckon we can fit in it?"
Dude 1: "Er, Herr Hitler. This is a racing car with one seat. You could not fit even two of the smallest into this!"
Hitler: "Does it come with an ashtray?"
Dude 2: "Yes, it does...why do you ask?"
Hitler: "Then you can fit more than one."
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Posted: 29 Jul 2016, 08:16
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Posted: 29 Jul 2016, 09:53
"Happy 35th birthday 'Nando! Do you think you'll ever score more than 35 points again?"
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Posted: 29 Jul 2016, 12:08
"Hi, I'm Fernando Alonso, and I've beaten the world of racing. But I would never have been as successful if I didn't have good dental hygiene. And that's why I use... Colgate Mouthsuperwash, the only brush that gets rid of both plaque and germs..." you get the idea
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Posted: 30 Jul 2016, 17:18
Ah Ja I see zee problem... ve need to find a solution
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Posted: 01 Aug 2016, 10:16
"Yo bro, me and some homies are having a party to celebrate my win later if you fancy coming over?"
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Posted: 01 Aug 2016, 10:37
Telemundo announces yet another rehashing of the Rush Hour franchise.
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Posted: 05 Aug 2016, 17:59
I knew that racing drivers were getting younger and younger, but this is getting ridiculous!
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Posted: 24 Aug 2016, 01:30
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Posted: 24 Aug 2016, 19:27
CaptainGetz12 wrote:
The Stig Forced into Advertising to cover Costs of Evans' Failed Top Gear
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Posted: 24 Aug 2016, 19:53
Having lost their JPS and Martini sponsorship, Lotus decided that The Only Way Is...
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Posted: 24 Aug 2016, 20:55
This reminds me of the old Essex Furniture Warehouse in Southend-on-Sea, Essex (30 minute drive from my home):
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Posted: 26 Aug 2016, 12:18
Wow, dr-baker
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Posted: 26 Aug 2016, 13:09
golic_2004 wrote:Wow, dr-baker
Point is, it was meant to say Essex Furniture Warehouse, but two letters fell off. If you look closely, you can see where the E and S used to be...
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 09 Sep 2016, 09:09
I hope you'll find this morally acceptable, but if not I'll delete it ...
On the BBC F1 gossip page, they've posted this picture of the Rosbergs, but with junior's face pixelleted,
I found it quite amusing, so, Caption This!
I am reminded of a Minecraft Creeper personally ...
On the BBC F1 gossip page, they've posted this picture of the Rosbergs, but with junior's face pixelleted,
I found it quite amusing, so, Caption This!
I am reminded of a Minecraft Creeper personally ...
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Posted: 12 Sep 2016, 21:02
madmark1974 wrote:I hope you'll find this morally acceptable, but if not I'll delete it ...
On the BBC F1 gossip page, they've posted this picture of the Rosbergs, but with junior's face pixelleted,
I found it quite amusing, so, Caption This!
I am reminded of a Minecraft Creeper personally ...
A friend of mine slightly blurs his kids faces on his facebook page.....
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Posted: 18 Sep 2016, 17:45
The original tweet has the kid pixelated.
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Posted: 19 Sep 2016, 12:06
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Posted: 19 Sep 2016, 15:26
CoopsII wrote:
DK: "Max... you may take my car, you may take my chance for more trophies, but at least I'll never have to live my life knowing I look like T-Shirt from the T-Bag series."
MV: "That is a huge lie!" *jabs finger*
DK: "I heard you call your mum 'Your Majes-tea' yesterday..."
MV: "*Dutch obscenities*"
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Posted: 23 Sep 2016, 08:01
"Now look, you've been warned already! Stop hanging around the motorhome, you smell like urine and alcohol and it's upsetting the sponsors!"
"Please Mr Wolff, I will run an F1 team for food!"
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Posted: 23 Sep 2016, 09:10
If you're dodgy and you know it clap your hands ...
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Posted: 24 Sep 2016, 12:45
Spare change? Spare some change?
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Posted: 24 Sep 2016, 15:50
"Toto, calm down. When I asked Susie if she wanted a quick ride I meant in an F1 car, I MEANT IN AN F1 CAR!"
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Posted: 07 Oct 2016, 11:32
How about a new one?
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Posted: 07 Oct 2016, 11:47
Gutierrez about to trip and fall on his Haas.
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Posted: 07 Oct 2016, 14:44
Gutiérrez practicing his jumping skills just in case Trump wins the election and builds the wall.
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Posted: 07 Oct 2016, 15:53
Out of shot: Angry mob of Haas engineers after Esteban finishes eleventh again
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Posted: 07 Oct 2016, 17:57
"Jeez, when the team told me we had some hurdles to cross before we were competative I wasn't expecting this"
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Posted: 19 Oct 2016, 19:09
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Posted: 20 Oct 2016, 08:46
Rob Dylan wrote:
OLIVIER! It's been two years now, you can come down...
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Posted: 20 Oct 2016, 09:38
When you're waiting for your Snapchat to update but only have 56k dial-up internet ...
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Posted: 21 Oct 2016, 12:11
"OK, now your starter for ten..."
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Posted: 21 Oct 2016, 22:29
Paxo wrote:...in which year did Count Eustace I of Boulogne die?"
FX wrote:*bzzzzzzzz*
Ominous Voiceover wrote:WURZ. GRAND PRIX DE MONACO 1998.
Alex Wurz wrote:1049.
Paxo wrote:Yeeeeeeeees. Ten points to the Grand Prix team. And so your three questions are about failing ports that no longer carry a ferry service...
...and so on.
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Posted: 24 Oct 2016, 15:28
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Posted: 26 Oct 2016, 06:42
"Dad said I deserved a pat on the back for that point in Malaysia. Nobody else will do it so..."