AdrianSutil wrote:He's actually an idiot isn't he. Proper bathplug.
Of course, it still stinks of HOAX, but I'm impressed with how long it's carried on for. I'm tempted to write him a message from a certain unemployed F1 driver who was wrongly accused of common assault last year, asking for a drive.
Do it! But don't forget to include a further offer of support from a certain Japanese driver with a bad back who brings billions of yen for very little return, who could make an excellent test driver, as could a swarthy Italian who drove for the same team the next year in an attempt to rescue his career. Oh, wait a minute, that wouldn't work, because...
"Of course, y'all are deluded idiots 'cos there's no way any of these dang foreign types could possibly drive for this true AMERICAN team for AMERICANS in AMERICA, and y'all knows nuthin' 'bout F1 like I do. Only TRUE PATRIOTIC AMERICANS who read from the BIBLE every day and vote REPUBLICAN like a TRUE AMERICAN will be gettin' near my team."
Playing the banjo would also come in useful, as busking on the streets of Hicksville, Texas might raise a few pennies to keep the team afloat, at least in ol' Don's mind. Yeeeee-haaaaaw! Di di ding ding ding ding ding ding ding...