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dr-baker wrote:Kevin Magnum-sen

I now have a mental picture of Kimi marching into the McLaren garage and taking a bite out of his head. And this isn't in a zombie film either.
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dinizintheoven wrote:
dr-baker wrote:Kevin Magnum-sen

I now have a mental picture of Kimi marching into the McLaren garage and taking a bite out of his head. And this isn't in a zombie film either.

You mean a reenactment of Senna and Irvine (Suzuka 1993), just with a bloodier outcome? ;)
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dr-baker wrote:
dinizintheoven wrote:
dr-baker wrote:Kevin Magnum-sen

I now have a mental picture of Kimi marching into the McLaren garage and taking a bite out of his head. And this isn't in a zombie film either.

You mean a reenactment of Senna and Irvine (Suzuka 1993), just with a bloodier outcome? ;)


Creamier, perhaps?
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Sergio Pearez
Max Stilton
Jules Chianti
Estebun Fruitiérrez
Roberto Berry/Sherry/Cherry...
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Nah...I don't have the imagination required for this.
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What about Domenico Stracciatella?
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Pablo Burger?
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I know a kebab house named Sato and a Pita bar named Amon, does that count? :D
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Max Chiliton
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Caesar Salad Cranberry
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Not a driver, but.....
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Trying not to do any already covered, but I might have....

McPearen-Mercedes
Brewis Hamilton
Heikki Clovealainen

Ferrari
Feleafe Massa
Jimmies Räikkönen

BMW Sauburnt
Robert Kubeetsa
Nick Pietfeld

Henault
Cornando Alonso
Nelson Piquant Jr. / Romaine Grosjean (seriously, no one ever did romaine)

Soyota
Jarno Grueli
Timoat Glock

S'moro Rosso-Ferrari
Jaime Algaesuari
Sébastien Crèmei

Beef-Henault
Lark Webber
Sebastian Kettle

Krilliams-Soyota
Nicola Rosberg (still a name lol)
Kazuki Rackajima

Wurst India-Mercedes
Adrian Shootil
Pancarlo Fisichella

Prawn-Mercedes
Jenson Cutton
Rubens Barrijello
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Pastor Maltonado
Jellyon Palm Oil
Pascallion Wehrlein
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I don't care if it's not food but

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Pascallop Wehrlein....

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Kebab Magnussen
Pepsi Max Verstappen
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Stoffee Vandoorne
Swaffle Vandoorne
Stoffel Vancorn
Stoffel Flandoorne
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UgncreativeUsergname wrote:Swaffle Vandoorne

You don't want to know what the verb 'swaffel' means in dutch :? (DO NOT google)
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This wrote:
UgncreativeUsergname wrote:Swaffle Vandoorne

You don't want to know what the verb 'swaffel' means in dutch :? (DO NOT google)

Telling me not to made me too intrigued not to. I found out that it won a vote to be Dutch Word of the Year in 2008!
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Toffee Vandoorne.

That's what I always think when I hear the name.
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I think of Robert Doornbos when I hear Stoffel's name: Stoffel Vandoornbos.

This thread should be renamed 'Stoffel Vandoorne as Food'.
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Rob Dylan wrote:I think of Robert Doornbos when I hear Stoffel's name: Stoffel Vandoornbos.

This thread should be renamed 'Stoffel Vandoorne as Food'.

And then rename it "cannibalism", and then rename it "Vandoorne misses Australia for arm transplant" and then start a new thread "Button going to jail?" and then give Vandoorne IIDOTR for getting points in Bahrain with a new arm
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Scientists will analyse this thread one day.
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Biscotti Spead
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UgncreativeUsergname wrote:Biscotti Spead


Bis = twice
Cotti = cooked

and Scott Speed is twice a Reject in both F1 and IndyCar plus a You Lucky B*stard in NASCAR (in my opinion a top 5 or 3 top 10s)
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Sebastian Fettuccine
Tart Cross
Rikky von Opal Fruits
Christian Dinner
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Christian Döner
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John Watson
Allan MkNish
Pierogluigi Martini
Antonio Giovinutsi
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Brawndo Noris, surely? It's got electrolytes.
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Also, hashtag we say no to Marzipan.
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Nikita Marzipan. Along with a bunch of things you could change from "pin"....
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Life have their own cereal !(https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life_(cereal))
Wolfgang von Trips… to the fridge :lol:
Jean-Denis Delitraz :deletraz:
Jo Olive Garden-er (works for everyone with a name ending in gartner)
Max Chiliton :chilton:
Beef Jerky Jarvilehto
Berry McCarthy
Alex Coffee
Ropearto Moreno
Andrea Soba
Pizookie Nakajima
Dan Yogurtney
Fonduemetal

Foodmula 1 2022

Red Bull:
Max Bratwurstappen
Caesargio Salad Perez

Mercedeez Nuts :lol: :
Lewis HAMilton
George Russet

Ferrari:
Charles Eclair
Carls Jr. Sainz

McLaren’s:
Lando Nori-s
Daniel Avocado

Alpine:
Fernando Almondso
Taste Testeban Ocon

AlphaTauri:
Pear Gasly
Yuki Tsusoda

Aston Martini:
Seabasstian Vegetable
Lunch Stroll

Williams:
Alexander Almond
Nicolas Latikki masala

Alfredo Romeo:
Valtteri Botato
Zhou Guacamole

Haash Browns:
Kevin Magnumsen
McSchumacher’s

Extras:
Nico Hulkenberger
Nyck de Fries
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Don't forget to put the Nyck De Fries in the Nyck Diepvries (dutch for refridgerator)
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