The Super Lel Cup!

Salamander · Post by **Salamander** » 11 Apr 2015, 14:59

Good evening everybody and welcome to the Super Lel Cup! On tonight's show: "Who keeps putting walls in my way" - Humbert Moyenmoutier! "Don't hate me 'cause you love my money" - Benoit Voeckler! "I have 1 speed out of a possible 100" - Sandra Yoo! And "Oh god what is this I don't even" - Ed McWilliams! Hey, I'm Salamander, c'mon down and let's have some fun!

Welcome again to the Super Lel Cup, where the talent's made up and the points don't matter - that's right, the points are like sleeping with Pippa Mann - you don't need to make any effort.

As you might've guessed, this entire series is all about causing the most hilarious chaos possible with NR2003. As such, I'm not even gonna bother giving points to the winner - instead, points are all about how much stuff you hit in crashes. 2 points are handed out for being in a crash. This will then be multiplied by how many walls, cars, or other objects you hit, as well as how many times you completely flip/roll over/spin 360 degrees. Any ties will be broken by whoever has the worse finishing average. Seems simple enough, yeah?

I'm looking at about 30-40 entries here, depending on interest, I might allow multiple entries. For now, all I need is the driver you are entering, and a general livery idea. No restrictions on drivers, unless they're actually good, in which case you're in the wrong series, buddy. As for liveries, make them basic - you ask for something complicated and you're getting an MS Paint scribble.

Post by **Nuppiz** » 11 Apr 2015, 15:02

Driver: Phil McCracken
Sponsor: McEwans Lager

Might as well do the livery myself if a template is given.

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 11 Apr 2015, 15:09

Aight, so Atlantean Voeckler, the reigning ARST champions (i.e. the legitimate older brother of this series) will enter cars 27 and 28 here too, for Benoit and Adelaide Voeckler respectively. Just reuse my ARST liveries for this, please!

pi314159 · Post by **pi314159** » 11 Apr 2015, 15:13

Driver: Kazuki Fushida
Livery: Just some simple white/red livery.

Fushida is a former Formula 1 driver. Technically. His career was nothing more than one single DNQ for Steve Smith in 1980. In 2002, he did a few races in CART, with little success. But now, at the age of 58, he is planning a comeback in SANDWICH.

Salamander · Post by **Salamander** » 11 Apr 2015, 16:00

If you want to do the livery yourself, just use this template. You may ask why is it a Chevy, to which I answer: because it is the default car in NR2003.

Rabbi Gordon · Post by **Rabbi Gordon** » 11 Apr 2015, 16:48

Hm, why not?
Driver: Harrold Wayne Kerr, a newcomer using daddy's casino money to buy sheet metal. A lot of it.
Car: Dodge, Harrah's sponsorship. This one actually. A real reject ride IRL.
I suggest taking a look at this video for tracks if you don't have these already. Bone crusher is a must.

Post by **Nuppiz** » 11 Apr 2015, 17:34

And here's the livery, true to the spirit of this Cup: http://formularejects.com/uploader/repo ... racken.tga

With this I'm claiming #81 as McCracken's racing number.

Peteroli34 · Post by **Peteroli34** » 11 Apr 2015, 18:09

Driver: Adam Cummins (GBR)
Livery:http://www.formularejects.com/uploader/repository/peteroli34/chevytemplate.tga

Post by **tommykl** » 11 Apr 2015, 18:56

Driver: Eric Swerts (BEL)
Livery: #25, generally black, yellow and red and some Jupiler sponsorship.

CaptainGetz12 · Post by **CaptainGetz12** » 11 Apr 2015, 19:17

Ahh what the heck, he gets one more shot:

Driver: Oscar Duck III (USA)
Livery: If possible, can I use the Dogehonda for this? I kind of like it

V8fan12 · Post by **V8fan12** » 11 Apr 2015, 20:56

Driver: Catalina Zhang (known for being painfully slow in ARST)
Livery: Chinese type livery (like my FEAR cars in ARST) with Bank of China sponsorship

RedEyes504 · Post by **RedEyes504** » 11 Apr 2015, 21:34

Driver: Vitaly Stepanenko (UKR)
Number: 54
Livery: http://www.formularejects.com/uploader/ ... anenko.tga

Driver: Ruben Ødegaard (NOR)
Number: 55
Livery: http://www.formularejects.com/uploader/ ... egaard.tga

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 11 Apr 2015, 21:44

Salamander wrote:that's right, the points are like sleeping with Pippa Mann - you don't need to make any effort.

Pippa Mann wrote:Hey! I resent that! I swear that I have always had a monogamous relationship with Ben Fleet. And any guy who claims differently is just trying to make himself out to be something he ain't. So

TheFlyingCaterham · Post by **TheFlyingCaterham** » 12 Apr 2015, 00:13

Driver: Ant Leketus (AUS)
Is quite slow in F5000. And no points yet either.
Number: 13
Livery: Something like my teams F5000 livery, with a more redder orange.

Normal32 · Post by **Normal32** » 12 Apr 2015, 05:01

Driver: Gretchen Suarez
Livery: #42, the infamous first take on the Valerian SEAT.

AdrianBelmonte_ · Post by **AdrianBelmonte_** » 12 Apr 2015, 05:24

Driver: Miranda Gambon (Not related with Sir Michael

)

Livery: #69, plain red/white livery like Manor, sponsors: Zepter, T-Minus and a pic of Foxes on the front

simonracer · Post by **simonracer** » 12 Apr 2015, 07:08

Driver: #0 Buckshot Lepage (USA)

Team: Buckshot Lepage

http://www.formularejects.com/uploader/repository/simonracer/buckshotlepage.tga

(It's a Chevrolet, in case you're wondering)

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 12 Apr 2015, 09:04

If Mecha doesn't show up pronto with McWilliams-Vance and the Hondoges, imma lose my s**t. Super Lel Cup can't live up to its name without the original Hondoge Duo. Moyenmoutier too. Force them all to join at gunpoint if you have to.

RonDenisDeletraz · Post by **RonDenisDeletraz** » 12 Apr 2015, 09:38

Sounds like a good opportunity for Johannes das Schaf (GER) to make his return to racing.

#85, can the livery Pink and Yellow like my ARGTI car from 2017 please?

Salamander · Post by **Salamander** » 12 Apr 2015, 11:20

AdrianBelmonte_ wrote:Driver: TBA, can be completely fictional?

Yes.

Biscione wrote:If Mecha doesn't show up pronto with McWilliams-Vance and the Hondoges, imma lose my s**t. Super Lel Cup can't live up to its name without the original Hondoge Duo. Moyenmoutier too. Force them all to join at gunpoint if you have to.

Will do.

Also, I'll be entering Geoff Donnelly in a Gregg's car, and Bradley Dagnall too.

FMecha · Post by **FMecha** » 12 Apr 2015, 14:01

Biscione wrote:If Mecha doesn't show up pronto with McWilliams-Vance and the Hondoges, imma lose my s**t. Super Lel Cup can't live up to its name without the original Hondoge Duo. Moyenmoutier too. Force them all to join at gunpoint if you have to.

Because you asked for it, I'll run both McWilliams and Vance (and Etsuko Hayase, too) here. Just give them the liveries from Destruction Derby 2, and we are set

AdrianBelmonte_ · Post by **AdrianBelmonte_** » 12 Apr 2015, 15:43

Salamander wrote:
AdrianBelmonte_ wrote:Driver: TBA, can be completely fictional?

Yes.

Edited

Post by **kevinbotz** » 12 Apr 2015, 16:38

Driver: Ito Shidehara - the sandbag in the CWG GT-R duo.
Number: #56
Livery: Anything will do.

Salamander · Post by **Salamander** » 12 Apr 2015, 16:41

FMecha wrote:
Biscione wrote:If Mecha doesn't show up pronto with McWilliams-Vance and the Hondoges, imma lose my s**t. Super Lel Cup can't live up to its name without the original Hondoge Duo. Moyenmoutier too. Force them all to join at gunpoint if you have to.

Because you asked for it, I'll run both McWilliams and Vance

That's cool.

FMecha wrote: (and Etsuko Hayase, too)

Not allowing third entries - yet, anyway.

FMecha wrote:Just give them the liveries from Destruction Derby 2, and we are set

What. I don't think so.

simonracer · Post by **simonracer** » 13 Apr 2015, 00:22

Since FMecha now has two entries, I'm presuming that I can make a second entry, so here goes (again.)

http://www.formularejects.com/uploader/repository/simonracer/denisthexton.tga

Driver: #25 Denis Thexton (AUS)

Team: David Deletraz Racing

roblo97 · Post by **roblo97** » 13 Apr 2015, 07:52

Number #81
Jason Gonzi (Malta)

Number #82
Boris Pavlovic (Serbia)

Livery: please just paint the car black with 2 red stripes down the middle.

Dom_Wings · Post by **Dom_Wings** » 13 Apr 2015, 13:49

Team Wings:

#9 - Mark Davies - GBR (Jordan-ish)
#10 - Jamie Poole - GBR (sorta the livery of Racing Engineering used in GP2 - Repsol/Red Bull whatever)

I will make the liveries soon.

Default Cup mod it is btw? I thought it had 4 default cars, there is the ingame paint shop, so makes no problems

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 14 Apr 2015, 06:39

Team Name: FAR Horizon Motorsport (aka the FARMY)
Driver 1 (#73): Joel Melrose (AUS)
Driver 2 (#74): James Douglas (NZL)
Livery: White car with sky blue numbers, much like the RTSS FARMY liveries

Ice1Racing · Post by **Ice1Racing** » 14 Apr 2015, 19:58

Team: Ice Racing
Driver 1: Markus Tikkanen #79
Driver 2: Jarkko Marjamäki #97

http://www.formularejects.com/uploader/ ... acing1.tga
http://www.formularejects.com/uploader/ ... acing2.tga

Wallio · Post by **Wallio** » 16 Apr 2015, 14:53

Team Riccetti Competition
#86 Mark Riccetti, Jr.
#87 Joe Thomas

I will gadly accept an MS Paint Scribble Livery, long live chaos!

Salamander · Post by **Salamander** » 16 Apr 2015, 17:18

We are at 33 entries now, I will keep entries going until Sunday 19th, at which point I will hopefully get everything in order to start.

Salamander · Post by **Salamander** » 17 Apr 2015, 17:57

I should also mention that I want to get this series moving on Sunday or Monday, so if you intend to paint your own car, keep that in mind.

Dom_Wings · Post by **Dom_Wings** » 18 Apr 2015, 12:35

Here is a sneak peek picture of Mark Davies at Zen Joltis:

NOTE: A toaster has been stolen off a certain Alexander Wurz.
CAR LINK: http://www.formularejects.com/uploader/ ... rdan09.tga

Now off to Mr. Poole's car...

Dom_Wings · Post by **Dom_Wings** » 18 Apr 2015, 18:13

BTW, if you want a crashfest, Talladega No Wall Repaved is near legendary

FMecha · Post by **FMecha** » 18 Apr 2015, 18:54

Just in case: McWilliams will run #34 and Vance will run #63.

Dom_Wings · Post by **Dom_Wings** » 18 Apr 2015, 22:34

#10 done.

http://www.formularejects.com/uploader/ ... oole10.tga

Salamander · Post by **Salamander** » 21 Apr 2015, 16:38

Dom_Wings · Post by **Dom_Wings** » 21 Apr 2015, 17:04

I guess the #97 was upside down?

Salamander · Post by **Salamander** » 21 Apr 2015, 17:12

Reject_Dom wrote:I guess the #97 was upside down?

Yep.

Dom_Wings · Post by **Dom_Wings** » 21 Apr 2015, 17:17

Hahaha, it could be used as an actual livery, but whoever made it should be unhappy if that decision comes