FREE FOR ALL - The World Championship with No Rules!

[Ataxia]

Since I've had a few issues with people following any rules in my ASMF series, there will be no such mistakes in this series, because there are no rules. Well, none that you have to follow.

All you need to do is enter your teams, do whatever you can to anticipate an advantage over your competitors; the only limit is your own creativity! There will be some races, although the format and venue will be selected at random, so prepare for all eventualities!

[kevinbotz]

Team Name: Space Cult Grand Prix

Drivers:

Cthulhu
Xenu, Dictator of the Galactic Confederacy

Vehicle: A pair of DC-8-like spacecraft without the fans.

[dr-baker]

Team Gallifrey, with the Doctor as driver/pilot of the TARDIS.

Teammate to Marty McFly, driver of a DeLorean DMC-12.

Chief mechanic: Dr Emmett Brown.

[Dexter249]

Team Name : Some 1977 Tradition
Drivers :
Chewbacca
Chief Mechanic:
Han Solo
Vehicle : Millenium Falcon

[andrew]

People who can't drive racing
We have no mechanics, drivers perform tyre changes if required
Drivers: Nigel Farage
Victor orban (Hungarian PM)
Vladamir Putin
Dick dastardly and muttley in the mean machine.
The final seat will alternate between bond villans kronsteen, Max zorin and Hugo drax on a race by race basis.
Vehicle: Soviet t-34 tank

[Bobby Doorknobs]

Team name:
Driver:
Vehicle:

We anticipate the reliability of our competitors to be so dire, so horrendous, so desperately awful (that's wordwang!) that we should claim victory with regularity.

[V8fan12]

Team Groovy Baby

Drivers: Austin Powers, Dr. Evil
Cars: Shaguar (1961 Jaguar E-Type), Dr. Evil's Big Boy rocket
Chief Mechanic: Basil Exposition

[Aislabie]

Team - Banana Racing
Driver - Jolyon Palmer
Car - Renault Twizy

[AustralianStig]

Team - Usain Bolt
Driver - Usain Bolt
Car - Usain Bolt

[Nessafox]

Shall i ruin this thread once and for all....?

Team: The Wonderbolts
Driver/Car: Rainbow Dash

#Jointheherd

[FMecha]

Team Name: Rod the Simulator
Driver: Rod Soldiere
Car: A sim racing rig in a bathtub, coupled with a V8 twincharged engine

[DemocalypseNow]

Team: Auricom Research Industries

Driver: Paul Belmondo
Car: Auricom FX400

Driver: Daniel Prieto
Car: His own two feet, and the power of his farts

[pi314159]

Team: Factio Russata
Driver: Gaius Appuleius Diocles
"Car": A quadriga (4hp)

[This Could Be You]

Reverse Psychology Racing:
(This many wrongs must make a right!)

Driver 1: Taki Inoue
Car: Maki F102a with Life W12

Driver 2: James May/Cap. Slow
Car: Eiffeland Type 21 (Launch version) with Subaru 1235 F12

Team Manager: Gunther Schmid

[novitopoli]

Team Name: McDuck Racing Team
Driver: Donald Duck
Car: Turboduck Mk1

It's a race winning car, guys.

[AndreaModa]

Team name: John-Paul Casciaro
Driver: John-Paul Casciaro
Car: Whatever AR2.0 is running!

[WaffleCat]

Team: Diego Lavida Racing
Driver: Diego Lavida's dog, Sandy.
Car: A rollcage with Sandy strapped in the middle with four wheels attached to the bottom, a rudder for steering and a jet engine on top.

[Dom_Wings]

Team Name: Vertical Limit
Driver: Pastor Maldonado
Vehicle: A demo derby-spec, rocket-powered Trabant.

[RedEyes504]

Team: Poovey Farms Racing
Driver #1: Sterling Archer (Chevrolet El Camino)
Driver #2: Pam Poovey (Mazda RX-2 Drift Car)

[tommykl]

Team: Poovey Farms Racing
Driver #1: Sterling Archer (Chevrolet El Camino)
Driver #2: Pam Poovey (Mazda RX-2 Drift Car)

To follow on this theme

Team: Totally Not The Figgis Agency
Driver: Algernop Krieger (Germa-no, Brazi-no, Rhode Island)
Car: An old Ford Transit van decorated with a drawing of a nut and bolt on a blue background with the word "Countervans" on it.

[CaptainGetz12]

Alright bathplug it:

Team: Principality of Zeon Athletics and Mechanized Sports Committee
Driver: Captain Char Aznable
"Car": MS-06 Zaku II Char Custom, outfitted with leg thrusters, bazooka, heat hawk, and cracker grenades

[Ice1Racing]

Team: Team Supersonic

Driver 1- Andy Green
Car 1- Bloodhound SSC

Driver 2 - Richard Noble
Car 2 - Thrust SSC

[SeedStriker]

Team Road Warrior
Driver: Max Rockatansky
Car: Pursuit Special V8 Interceptor

Let the mad man rule them all!

[Ataxia]

Round 1 - The Kessel Run

Race preview: The Kessel Run is a notorious space route, used by smugglers to transport goods from Kessel; the system has agreed to host a race in tribute to this. The Millenium Falcon, having achieved this in less than 12 parsecs in the past, is undoubtedly the favourite here. It will face stiff competition from Space Cult Grand Prix, as well as Team Gallifrey, who all have space-going vehicles.

Teams expected to struggle with the Kessel run are the land vehicles, and although they are expected to perform at the very beginning of the race, their overall lack of capability off of the ground may stymie any further progress.

Race weekend

Due to rain, the event was cancelled.

[Bobby Doorknobs]

Race weekend

Due to rain, the event was cancelled.

Yes! First win!

[Nessafox]

Race weekend

Due to rain, the event was cancelled.

Yes! First win!

I did not see that win coming.

[novitopoli]

Oh dear. We had misheard the name of the race and thought it was the "Kassel Run". Now we're stranded in Germany!

[dr-baker]

Race weekend

Due to rain, the event was cancelled.

Yes! First win!

I did not see that win coming.

I dispute that win, because Team Gallifrey's TARDIS is not only a space machine, but is also a time machine. So even though the event was cancelled, we competed anyway and completed the event before we began it! So

[Ataxia]

Round 2 - Castle Combe

Race Preview: One of the UK's most famous club racing circuits, Castle Combe has spent a lot of money to host this event. A mix of land and air vehicles will ensure a relatively level playing field, as the skyborne competitors will have to fly carefully to cover the circuit correctly. Rocket-powered vehicles, with their lack of turning ability, are expected to struggle.

Race weekend:

After the Millenium Falcon started up its hyperdrive, the event was cancelled having exceeded the local noise limits.

[dr-baker]

Therefore the DeLorean wins for having starter motor troubles and a ruptured fuel line, therefore making no noise whatsoever! The TARDIS, equally, could not be heard, thanks to its perception filter.

[AustralianStig]

Usain bolt finds out he won't get to race again.