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This wrote:
TomDilain wrote:Yo, dr-baker. We're supposed to be a District mate. Why do we gotta fight for a bag if we can share it?

Anyways, it's TomDilain not TomDilian. But that's not a bad name either 8-)

just call him Tom Dillman.


Dillmann's kinda cute, I don't mind getting compared to that guy :glasses:
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Grand Prix Rejects Hunger Games II -- Entry List

District #1 -- Krabi-in-the-water
-- WaffleCat (M)
-- Dexter249 (M)

District #2 -- Mannville
-- dr-baker (M)
-- TomDilain (M)

District #3 -- Nyanville
-- This (F)
-- UgncreativeUsergname (M)

District #4 -- Asgard
-- thor97 (M)
-- Heart Attack Fella (M)

District #5 -- Satopia
-- Collieafc (M)
-- Ulfuls (Simtek in disguise) (M)

District #6 -- Tonyvanderville
-- tommykl (M)
-- Shadaza (F)

District #7 -- Neo Arcadia
-- FMecha (M)
-- Reject_Dom (M)

District #8 -- Land of Pease
-- Aisable (M)
-- Wizzie (F)

District #9 -- Coloni Colony
-- CarloSpace (F)
-- Klon (M)

District #10 -- Jacknewtown
-- Regenmeister94 (M)
-- TheFlyingCaterham (F)

District #11 -- Stonehenge
-- Normal32 (F)
-- V8fan12 (M)

District #12 -- Campos Meta
-- This Could Be You (F)
-- RedEyes504 (M)
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Night One

-- FMecha and dr-baker sleep in shifts.

-- WaffleCat receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.

-- Shadaza is unable to start a fire and sleeps without warmth.

-- Collieafc destroys Regenmeister94's supplies while he is asleep.

-- Klon repeatedly stabs UgncreativeUsergname to death with sais.

-- V8fan12, Reject_Dom, tommykl, and TheFlyingCaterham sleep in shifts.

-- TomDilain receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.

-- RedEyes504 passes out from exhaustion.

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Day Two

-- WaffleCat diverts Shadaza's attention and runs away.

-- TomDilain collects fruit from a tree.

-- Reject_Dom picks flowers.

-- RedEyes504 and Collieafc hunt for other tributes.

-- V8fan12 defeats FMecha in a fight, but spares his life.

-- tommykl makes a slingshot.

-- Regenmeister94 overhears TheFlyingCaterham and dr-baker talking in the distance.

-- Klon makes a slingshot.

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The Commentator wrote:Once again, good evening tributes. Today has been quite a...I don't want to say a slow day, but it seems more like a rest after that hectic first day. In that case...*feedback*...

PICK UP THE SLACK

Myyyy GOODNESS! ONE, SOLITARY DEATH? We need more ACTION, a dash of EXCITEMENT, not picking flowers and making some kiddie slingshots! Sure, we had some battles, but in a game to the death, the least you could do is FINISH THE JOB!

And boy, UgncreativeUsergname from Nyanville, didn't Klon finish the job on you! We did have some knife weapons out there, but SAIS. I call things as I see it, and I sure saw you brandish those double sais,
Klon! I can't believe something that awesome just happened from one of you hopeless lot, so well done Klon!

As for those of you that can't follow up on Klon's awesome moment just now, I have just the thing....
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No killing on day 2? What?

Why do I even collect fruits? I got fresh foods already. Damn you Tom.
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TomDilain wrote:No killing on day 2? What?

Why do I even collect fruits? I got fresh foods already. Damn you Tom.

One kill.

Seems my otaku district wasn't prepared. Now if only this were a mmorpg, we'd win.
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The Commentator wrote:Now, courtesy of the majestic dr-baker, we have a three-fer! Wizzie from the Land of Pease (Both of you are out already?), This Could Be You from Campos Meta and Ulfuls (or should I say Simtek?) from Satopia! You three don't know jack about spacing! Seriously, how could you three all be in close enough quarters to get killed by ONE explosive from a man who hasn't had a date in forever? Goodness me, if you get out of this alive, dr-baker, I award you my sister, for real, man.

Well, that's something that's worth living for. I hope...
TomDilain wrote:Yo, dr-baker. We're supposed to be a District mate. Why do we gotta fight for a bag if we can share it?

No idea. All I remember is that you started it!
TomDilain wrote:Why do I even collect fruits? I got fresh foods already. Damn you Tom.

Now I understand why you wanted the bag so bad!
watka wrote:I find it amusing that whilst you're one of the more openly Christian guys here, you are still first and foremost associated with an eye for the ladies!
dinizintheoven wrote:GOOD CHRISTIANS do not go to jail. EVERYONE ON FORMULA ONE REJECTS should be in jail.
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Grand Prix Rejects Hunger Games II -- Entry List

District #1 -- Krabi-in-the-water
-- WaffleCat (M)
-- Dexter249 (M)

District #2 -- Mannville
-- dr-baker (M)
-- TomDilain (M)

District #3 -- Nyanville
-- This (F)
-- UgncreativeUsergname (M)

District #4 -- Asgard
-- thor97 (M)
-- Heart Attack Fella (M)

District #5 -- Satopia
-- Collieafc (M)
-- Ulfuls (Simtek in disguise) (M)

District #6 -- Tonyvanderville
-- tommykl (M)
-- Shadaza (F)

District #7 -- Neo Arcadia
-- FMecha (M)
-- Reject_Dom (M)

District #8 -- Land of Pease
-- Aisable (M)
-- Wizzie (F)

District #9 -- Coloni Colony
-- CarloSpace (F)
-- Klon (M)

District #10 -- Jacknewtown
-- Regenmeister94 (M)
-- TheFlyingCaterham (F)

District #11 -- Stonehenge
-- Normal32 (F)
-- V8fan12 (M)

District #12 -- Campos Meta
-- This Could Be You (F)
-- RedEyes504 (M)
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Night Two

-- TheFlyingCaterham is unable to start a fire and sleeps without warmth.

-- Reject_Dom attempts to start a fire, but is unsuccessful.

-- RedEyes504 receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

-- Shadaza tends to her wounds.

-- FMecha and V8fan12 sleep in shifts.

-- Klon, tommykl, Collieafc, and Regenmeister94 tell each other ghost stories to lighten the mood.

-- WaffleCat tries to sing himself to sleep.

-- TomDilain cooks his food before putting his fire out.

-- dr-baker looks at the night sky.
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Day Three

-- RedEyes504, V8fan12, TheFlyingCaterham, and WaffleCat hunt for other tributes.

-- dr-baker searches for a water source.

-- Regenmeister94 shoots a poisonous blow dart into TomDilain's neck, slowly killing him.

-- FMecha travels to higher ground.

-- Shadaza diverts Collieafc's attention and runs away.

-- tommykl tries to sleep through the entire day.

-- Reject_Dom makes a wooden spear.

-- Klon constructs a shack
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INTERRUPTION BY THE COMMENTATOR

The Commentator wrote: Hello Tributes! Now then, I don't normally check in with you guys this early, but I'm just gonna bring you a little... weather update, ya know? Right now, if you look right up above, there will be some clouds rolling in, and in addition to the chemical plant down the road?

...yeah, you better take cover.

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ACIDIC RAIN

-- WaffleCat survives.

-- Shadaza survives.

-- Klon injures TheFlyingCaterham and leaves her in the rain to die.

-- Reject_Dom refuses Regenmeister94 shelter, killing him.

-- tommykl refuses FMecha shelter, killing him.

-- V8fan12 shoves Collieafc into a pond of acidic rain, but is pulled in by Collieafc, killing them both.

-- dr-baker survives.

-- RedEyes504 survives.
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The Commentator wrote:Yeah....sorry we couldn't hold this in some massive, sheltered dome, but then,
where's the fun in that? Anyway, I just sent a strongly worded letter down to the chemical plant to NOT release any more toxic waste from their chimneys, but I think we all know we need to keep the means of production at GPRejects.com churning along, so I don't think they'll stop for now. In the meantime....

TomDilain from Mannville! Congratulations on being the only person to die today before the acid rain rolled in, not helped by your thin, fruit-picking skin by Regenmeister94, the lad from Jacknewtown who had developed quite the reputation as someone truly in the spirit of the games...

...well, up until both he and Neo Arcadia's FMecha were locked out of shelter in the deadly rain. I mean,
c'mon guys. At least knock on the door or something, maybe ring a doorbell if it's present. Courtesy saves lives, okay?

Can't say that about TheFlyingCaterham though. Tough from going from winning the previous competition to being overpowered by your psycho runner-up from last time, Klon. As they say, you only live once, but you could die multiple times...did I get that quote mixed up?

And finally, the female fanservice award goes to Satopia's Collieafc and V8fan12 from Stonehenge for their shirtless, manly and testosterone-filled tussle in the puddle of acidic rain for all the girls to go crazy screaming over. Well, screaming in the first half of that fight out of manliness of men, then screaming on the second bit as your bodies dissolved, but hey, gotta target that niche demographic as well, no?

Anyway, that's pretty much it from me, I'll see ya slightly earlier tommorrow, stay tuned to find out why!
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Regenmeister94 hates me because I eat well.

Damn.
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Grand Prix Rejects Hunger Games II -- Entry List

District #1 -- Krabi-in-the-water
-- WaffleCat (M)
-- Dexter249 (M)

District #2 -- Mannville
-- dr-baker (M)
-- TomDilain (M)

District #3 -- Nyanville
-- This (F)
-- UgncreativeUsergname (M)

District #4 -- Asgard
-- thor97 (M)
-- Heart Attack Fella (M)

District #5 -- Satopia
-- Collieafc (M)
-- Ulfuls (Simtek in disguise) (M)

District #6 -- Tonyvanderville
-- tommykl (M)
-- Shadaza (F)

District #7 -- Neo Arcadia
-- FMecha (M)
-- Reject_Dom (M)

District #8 -- Land of Pease
-- Aisable (M)
-- Wizzie (F)

District #9 -- Coloni Colony
-- CarloSpace (F)
-- Klon (M)

District #10 -- Jacknewtown
-- Regenmeister94 (M)
-- TheFlyingCaterham (F)

District #11 -- Stonehenge
-- Normal32 (F)
-- V8fan12 (M)

District #12 -- Campos Meta
-- This Could Be You (F)
-- RedEyes504 (M)
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Night Three

-- RedEyes504 questions his sanity.

-- WaffleCat thinks about home.

-- dr-baker and Klon tell stories about themselves to each other.

-- Reject_Dom tries to sing himself to sleep.

-- tommykl quietly hums.

-- Shadaza receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.
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INTERRUPTION BY THE COMMENTATOR

The Commentator wrote: Hi guys, I'm a little early today, but I should just point out, right now, at the Cornucopia, we have the grandest of feasts going on! Each of your families have all supplied what they could for you guys to feast on during this stage of the games, and there may be the tearjerking letter or two for our cameras to practice their emotional cinematography on! So come on down to the Cornucopia if you so wish!

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THE FEAST

-- tommykl decides not to go to The Feast.

-- WaffleCat pushes dr-baker off a cliff during a knife fight.

-- Reject_Dom decides not to go to The Feast.

-- RedEyes504 and Klon get into a fight over raw meat, but RedEyes504 gives up and runs away.

-- Shadaza bleeds out due to untreated injuries..
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The Commentator wrote:Alright, now that the feast is over, we have....only five guys left?

ALREADY?!

My goodness, I know I encouraged you guys, especially with the acid rain and all, but this is getting incredibly rapid and almost dangerously out of hand! Which is incredible for our ratings, they're having a boost unseen in years! Keep this kind of Crash TV up, and we'll be rolling in TV money in no time! As for those that won't
be getting that television dough...

...dr-baker, residing from Mannville. It's a good thing you got your life stories out to the one person who could definitely keep all your secrets (won't you, Klon?), before tumbling over that cliff all Mufasa style and all that. If you watching at home want, you can catch the entire knife fight between WaffleCat and dr-baker,
with a multi-angle shot of that dramatic cliff fall online on our YouTube channel!

Something you won't catch there, though, was Shadaza from Tonyvanderville's death. Seriously. What happened? Got scratched by Reject_Dom fighting over a bag back at the Cornucopia on day one? Cut yourself on the hatchet you got last night? And you just... FORGOT to bandage yourself? I don't think I could possibly see you as a nursing student one day, which is even more likely given that a member of the deceased, which you are now, has never graduated from med school.

Anyway, we are down to FIVE! Who will walk away alive? Cliff-pusher WaffleCat? The shelter-refusing Belgian tommykl? Flower-picking Reject_Dom? The anonymous fainter RedEyes504? Or Krazy Klon, hoping not to lull himself into a double suicide again? Find out as the Hunger Games rolls on!
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MY EYES! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!
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You mean I didn't land on the trampoline at the bottom of the cliff? I also missed all the mattresses and cardboard boxes? Even so, falling off a cliff is still survivable, isn't it?
watka wrote:I find it amusing that whilst you're one of the more openly Christian guys here, you are still first and foremost associated with an eye for the ladies!
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At least the competitor's sister is safe now...
watka wrote:I find it amusing that whilst you're one of the more openly Christian guys here, you are still first and foremost associated with an eye for the ladies!
dinizintheoven wrote:GOOD CHRISTIANS do not go to jail. EVERYONE ON FORMULA ONE REJECTS should be in jail.
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Grand Prix Rejects Hunger Games II -- Entry List

District #1 -- Krabi-in-the-water
-- WaffleCat (M)
-- Dexter249 (M)

District #2 -- Mannville
-- dr-baker (M)
-- TomDilain (M)

District #3 -- Nyanville
-- This (F)
-- UgncreativeUsergname (M)

District #4 -- Asgard
-- thor97 (M)
-- Heart Attack Fella (M)

District #5 -- Satopia
-- Collieafc (M)
-- Ulfuls (Simtek in disguise) (M)

District #6 -- Tonyvanderville
-- tommykl (M)
-- Shadaza (F)

District #7 -- Neo Arcadia
-- FMecha (M)
-- Reject_Dom (M)

District #8 -- Land of Pease
-- Aisable (M)
-- Wizzie (F)

District #9 -- Coloni Colony
-- CarloSpace (F)
-- Klon (M)

District #10 -- Jacknewtown
-- Regenmeister94 (M)
-- TheFlyingCaterham (F)

District #11 -- Stonehenge
-- Normal32 (F)
-- V8fan12 (M)

District #12 -- Campos Meta
-- This Could Be You (F)
-- RedEyes504 (M)
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Day Four

-- tommykl receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

-- Klon receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

-- RedEyes504 is pricked by thorns while picking berries.

-- Reject_Dom receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

-- WaffleCat is pricked by thorns while picking berries.
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INTERRUPTION BY THE COMMENTATOR

The Commentator wrote:Ahhh....tributes, we have a slight problem. Thanks to the nearby GPRejects.com factory working overtime, churning out articles about Michael May being the revolution motorsport needed,
some of the hallucinogens required to believe in that fact has kinda...spread to the play area. So be wary if you start hallucinating and imagining acid trips. It's all perfectly normal. Just beware of what you guys might start to do...

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HALLUCINOGENS RELEASED

-- Klon hugs a tracker jacker nest, believing it to be a pillow.

-- WaffleCat hugs a tracker jacker nest, believing it to be a pillow.

-- Reject_Dom survives.

-- tommykl hugs a tracker jacker nest, believing it to be a pillow.

-- RedEyes504 eats a scorpion, thinking it is a delicate dessert.
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The Commentator wrote:...what.

I didn't think those hallucinogens were that strong....

...err, anyway, let's see who perished thanks to those wonderful substances in the air...

WaffleCat from Krabi-in-the-Water, Klon of the Coloni Colony and tommykl from Tonyvanderville, I hate to say it, but even with hallucinogens, you have to wonder exactly WHY would a nice, soft pillow eminate harsh buzzing sounds? Those sounds came from tracker jackers, known in the human world as poisonous wasps with a fatal sting. And you just smothered their homes all over you lot. Well done.

And RedEyes504...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! OHH MAN I'M SORRY, BUT THAT WAS HILARIOUS! My boss told me to be respectful to at least the runner up, but watching you savour that deadly scorpion like it was some damn Hokkaido Cheescake...whew.

And that means, just by pure means of sheltering themselves from acidic rain and keeping their head straight in the Michael May madness, your winner of the second edition of the Grand Prix Rejects Hunger Games is...

Reject_Dom!

Once again, congratulations to the winner, you may now leave the play area alive and receive your wonderful prize, families of the deceased can queue to the left of the viewing gallery to pay your respects, and remember to catch the DVD and VHS release of yet another magnificent Grand Prix Rejects Hunger Games! This is the Commentator, signing off!
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Statistics!

Placements

1. Reject_Dom
2. RedEyes504
3. tommykl
4. WaffleCat
5. Klon
6. Shadaza
7. dr-baker
8. Collieafc
9. V8fan12
10. FMecha
11. Regenmeister94
12. TheFlyingCaterham
13. TomDilain
14. UgncreativeUsergname
15. Normal32
16. CarloSpace
17. This
18. Ulfuls (Simtek in disguise)
19. This Could Be You
20. Wizzie
21. thor97
22. Aislabie
23. Dexter249

District Placements

1. Neo Arcadia
2. Campos Meta
3. Tonyvanderville
4. Krabi-in-the-Water
5. Coloni Colony
6. Mannville
7. Satopia
8. Stonehenge
9. Jacknewtown
10. Nyanville
11. Land of Pease
12. Asgard

Kills

3: dr-baker
2: Regenmeister94
2: Klon
1: RedEyes504
1: TomDilain
1: tommykl
1: Reject_Dom
1: FMecha
1: V8fan12
1: WaffleCat

REJECT of the Hunger Games
Well, who shall join go-rubens in the wonderful hall of shame in the Hunger Games?...

...that'll be up to YOU to decide.

It was fun doing this for a second time, third edition may come up sometime next year. Thanks for joining!
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I nominate Normal32 for ROTHG for killing himself with his own trap in a display of ineptitude

Though everybody on the final day bar Reject_dom deserves a HM for the pillow/scorpion maneuvers
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Collieafc wrote:I nominate Normal32 for ROTHG for killing himself with his own trap in a display of ineptitude

Though everybody on the final day bar Reject_dom deserves a HM for the pillow/scorpion manoeuvres

I second this.
watka wrote:I find it amusing that whilst you're one of the more openly Christian guys here, you are still first and foremost associated with an eye for the ladies!
dinizintheoven wrote:GOOD CHRISTIANS do not go to jail. EVERYONE ON FORMULA ONE REJECTS should be in jail.
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WaffleCat wrote:-- RedEyes504 eats a scorpion, thinking it is a delicate dessert.

Guess all those hours watching Bear Grylls weren't helpfull after all
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It's time to retire on top then :P
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I nominate myself for ROTHG
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