Grand Prix Rejects

Posted: **21 Jan 2018, 05:53**

21 and 23.
That's amazing, innit? Wonderful.

Posted: **21 Jan 2018, 10:37**

Surely Jeletraz will score points from third on the grid? If he's going to keep up his no-points form, he's going to have to do something spectacular(ly rejectful)

Posted: **23 Jan 2018, 15:24**

Presenting to you, Round 7 at Shojo, where we see engines with as much structural integrity as Jell-O, a total wuss behind the wheel and the spiritual successor to the Crashy Kink from Macau...

Race 7 -- Shojo

Posted: **23 Jan 2018, 15:33**

Not bad, Antoine. Not bad at all. 13 positions. Well done.

Posted: **23 Jan 2018, 16:14**

I don't understand what's so funny about Yofat's name? He's just a regular racing driver from Kuwait like any other. And judging by this race he's actually pretty succesful at making moves on the other guys :vergne:

Posted: **23 Jan 2018, 16:23**

Jeletraz actually managed to score a point! Now he just needs to score about 38 more and he'll be back into the championship fight

Posted: **23 Jan 2018, 16:30**

Could've been worse.

Posted: **23 Jan 2018, 17:40**

... Trevaskis? Podium? Whaaaaaaa...?

Posted: **23 Jan 2018, 17:51**

Oh thank christ McPherson retired. I was almost beginning to think she had become competent.

Posted: **24 Jan 2018, 07:11**

AlphaRacer celebrates his win by quoting Gandhi:

Deepmind AlphaRacer wrote:Honest differences are often a healthy sign of progress.

While BattleRacer has some healthy advice for everyone:

Deepmind BattleRacer wrote:Never laugh at live dragons.

Posted: **24 Jan 2018, 12:29**

Salamander wrote:Oh thank christ McPherson retired. I was almost beginning to think she had become competent.

Then just imagine how I felt when Trevaskis went from crap even in equal AI to running the entire race within a second of the leader! Although I do find it really weird that he never once attacked, given that his "Ultra Pro" was aggression he should surely have been climbing all over the car in front

Posted: **04 Feb 2018, 14:01**

The Random Racing League is back for Round 8, where we visit a deserted Japanese track with a muscle car on steroids. And, apparently, the AI behaviour may act as if they've been on the juice, too...

Round 8 Preview

Posted: **04 Feb 2018, 16:23**

WaffleCat wrote:The Random Racing League is back for Round 8, where we visit a deserted Japanese track with a muscle car on steroids. And, apparently, the AI behaviour may act as if they've been on the juice, too...

Round 8 Preview

Regardless of how well or otherwise John O. Groats does, this race should be fun.

Posted: **04 Feb 2018, 17:52**

oh god.

Posted: **06 Feb 2018, 13:52**

Now with your preview out of the way, here is the qualifying session you've been waiting for! I hope y'all enjoy it. If you don't, dial our Customer Service Helpline at 1800-Don'tCallThisItAin'tReal and give us your kind feedback, which will be taken into consideration for the future.

Round 8 Qualifying -- Autopolis

Still, almost everybody was faster than Schutraber.

Posted: **06 Feb 2018, 14:56**

Fantastic qualifying from The Canadian there.

Also, may be a bit of a reach here, but is Mr Alan Schutraber a distant German relation to this forum's favourite spammer?

Posted: **06 Feb 2018, 15:43**

> Eileen McPherson
> Braking on a straight

Seems legit.

Posted: **06 Feb 2018, 21:40**

takagi_for_the_win wrote:Fantastic qualifying from The Canadian there.

Also, may be a bit of a reach here, but is Mr Alan Schutraber a distant German relation to this forum's favourite spammer?

He indeed is.

Posted: **13 Feb 2018, 10:57**

It's been a little while, but don't fear! Your heavy-battling, wheel-rubbin, brake-outlockin', cars-reversing-into-the-racing-line fix of the Random Racing League is Here!

Round 8 -- Autopolis

Posted: **13 Feb 2018, 11:29**

AlphaRacer gives some sound advice, although I'm not sure it even knows what an imagination is:

Deepmind AlphaRacer wrote:We should use our imagination more than our memory.

While BattleRacer seems to be considering a career as a librarian if this racing malarkey doesn't work out:

Deepmind BattleRacer wrote:Books are the plane, and the train, and the road. They are the destination, and the journey. They are home.

Posted: **13 Feb 2018, 12:22**

Let me know if this is going for another season.

Posted: **13 Feb 2018, 16:30**

Disappointed that John O. Groats didn't get a podium, let alone the win, given his strong performance. He would have paid many, many groats from his own pocket to have kept his podium.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groat_(coin)

Posted: **13 Feb 2018, 17:00**

First points, now unrejectification, might Jeletraz sneak a win in the last two rounds? :shock:

Posted: **14 Feb 2018, 01:44**

Oh wow, Antoine. Wow.

Posted: **15 Feb 2018, 09:59**

Amazingly, neither Franklin Strudwick nor Nikos Trevaskis even got mentioned in the race coverage. That must be some sort of record.

Posted: **17 Feb 2018, 14:51**

With Round 8 done, we only have two races left. Save for that USF2000 Macau event, we haven't had a truly chaotic event since.

I have a feeling, though, that might change pretty soon...

Round 9 Preview

Posted: **17 Feb 2018, 23:08**

WaffleCat wrote:With Round 8 done, we only have two races left. Save for that USF2000 Macau event, we haven't had a truly chaotic event since.

I have a feeling, though, that might change pretty soon...

Round 9 Preview

This could well be the most EPIC round yet...

Posted: **26 Feb 2018, 13:12**

Qualifying is up. Mind you, this is nothing at all compared to the race, just to let you know.

I mean, qualifying is important, yes, but the race completely messes this up.

I mean, if you still want to see quali, here ya go.

Round 9 -- Qualifying

Posted: **26 Feb 2018, 14:24**

Hopefully everyone's ready for Strudwick to go full John Watson here

Posted: **04 Mar 2018, 08:13**

This is it. The penultimate round of the championship. It's not as long of a recap as the other races, and you'll know why.

Round 9 -- Race Report

Posted: **04 Mar 2018, 08:33**

And so, everyone agreed never to use quadbikes again. Not because of the race result, but because Eileen McPherson was actually competent with them. Seriously, did she make something like, overtakes in this race? As in, plural?

Posted: **05 Mar 2018, 01:15**

Salamander wrote:And so, everyone agreed never to use quadbikes again. Not because of the race result, but because Eileen McPherson was actually competent with them. Seriously, did she make something like, overtakes in this race? As in, plural?

Plural, yes. She did overtaken about as many times she actually overtook people, I believe, so I call it a net zero.

Posted: **05 Mar 2018, 06:28**

AlphaRacer seems to have his strategy sorted for the next time he DNFs:

Deepmind AlphaRacer wrote:If you win, you need not have to explain...If you lose, you should not be there to explain!

While BattleRacer offers some thoughts, perhaps related to everyone's failure to finish:

Deepmind BattleRacer wrote:In individuals, insanity is rare; but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule.

Posted: **06 Apr 2018, 12:27**

I've been out for a while. But I'm back. And I bring to you the thing you've all been waiting for...

RRL Round 10 Preview

Posted: **06 Apr 2018, 12:39**

This is going to be interesting
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA

Posted: **09 Apr 2018, 13:41**

One final race, who will win???...

...don't ask that yet, qualifying hasn't even happened, you dummy.

Anyway, here's quali:

Sebring FINALE -- Qualifying

Posted: **09 Apr 2018, 20:25**

WaffleCat wrote:One final race, who will win???...

...don't ask that yet, qualifying hasn't even happened, you dummy.

Anyway, here's quali:

Sebring FINALE -- Qualifying

Some very small gaps between some of the drivers there... But John O. Groats back where I think he belongs!#!

Posted: **30 Apr 2018, 06:24**

Ladies and gentlmen, this is it. A few weeks in the waiting, here it is. The season finale of the Random Racing League:

SEASON FINALE

Posted: **30 Apr 2018, 11:11**

WaffleCat wrote:Ladies and gentlmen, this is it. A few weeks in the waiting, here it is. The season finale of the Random Racing League:

SEASON FINALE

And what a random final race!

Posted: **30 Apr 2018, 14:23**

Yofat Momma was just as competitive as I had expected. Not surprised either that Yofat Momma coudn't fit into the pit entry in the finale.

When's the next one?

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