Grand Prix Rejects

Morning everyone

It's that time of year again, finally the long winter slumber is over as Formula One returns this weekend. But how is the field shaping up for 2018? Who looks like they hold all the cards, and who looks like they haven't done their homework? Who's looking particularly...rejectful?

Thanks to the efforts of Aislabie, we can now present the 2018 GPR Season Preview, which features a rather...spicy set of rankings. I hope it will be to everyone's tastes.

The 2018 GPR Season Preview

Just a couple of things I've noticed - I think there's a typo in the opening paragraph that should read "once again", and because it was written after Week One testing Toro Rosso are no longer the team with most laps.

Probably don't take my word for it though, I've just completed my first ever university all-nighter and my brain is not a happy brain

dinizintheoven wrote:

Dave 'Cinzano Bianco' Lister wrote:Smeg, where's the vindaloo?

More to the point, where's the phall? Which team is really going to spice things up this year?