
Here is our new league table, from Australia 2017 until Abu Dhabi 2022 (excluding the 2020 season, when the GP Rejects site was down and awards were not held):
1. Ferrari 10
2. Sebastian Vettel 6.5
3. Haas 5
4. Max Verstappen 4.5
5. Mercedes 4
6. Daniel Ricciardo 3.5
7. Pierre Gasly 2.6
8. Charles Leclerc 2.5
- Mick Schumacher 2.5
- AlphaTauri 2.5
- Nicholas Latifi 2.5
12. Carlos Sainz Jr. 2.3
- Renault 2.3
14. Lance Stroll 2.01
15. Nico Hulkenberg 2
- Daniil Kvyat 2
- Sergio Perez 2
- Toro Rosso 2
- Antonio Giovinazzi 2
- Race Control 2
- Red Bull 2
- The Saudi Arabian Grand Prix 2
23. Williams 1.98
24. Valtteri Bottas 1.83
25. Romain Grosjean 1.6
- Esteban Ocon 1.6
27. FIA 1.5
28. TV direction 1.33
- Lewis Hamilton 1.33
30. Kevin Magnussen 1
- Jolyon Palmer 1
- Stoffel Vandoorne 1
- Marcus Ericsson 1
- Grid penalties 1
- The Spainish Grand Prix 1
- Flag-Gate 1
- France 1
- Santino Ferucci 1
- Stoffel Vandoorne’s luck 1
- Ferrari's ironic new sponsor 1
- The gap (Formula 1.5) 1
- Will Smith 1
- Everyone except Mercedes 1
- Alfa Romeo 1
- Poor marshalling 1
- Stewards 1
- McLaren 1
- Q3 1
- Pit stops 1
- Nikita Mazepin 1
- Kimi Räikkönen 1
- Antonio Giovinazzi’s pre-deflated tyre 1
- George Russell’s curse 1
- Alpine 1
- Everyone in charge of F1 1
- Aston Martin 1
- Suicide Protesters 1
58. Helmut Marko 0.83
- Toto Wolff 0.83
60. Mis-management at Paul Ricard 0.6
61. Liberty Media 0.5
- The Hard Tyre Strategy 0.5
63. Michael Masi 0.33
- Christian Horner 0.33
- Lando Norris 0.33
And by way of popular demand, here's the table for Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race awards:
1. Lando Norris 6
2. Charles Leclerc 5.5
3. Daniel Ricciardo 5
- Alexander Albon 5
- Fernando Alonso 5
6. Kevin Magnussen 4.5
7. Pierre Gasly 4.33
8. George Russell 4
9. Haas 3
- Yuki Tsunoda 3
11. Carlos Sainz Jr. 2.83
12. Sergio Pérez 2.67
13. Lance Stroll 2.5
14. Valtteri Bottas 2.33
- Sebastian Vettel 2.33
16. Pascal Wehrlein 2
- Romain Grosjean 2
- Nico Hulkenberg 2
- Felipe Massa 2
- Stoffel Vandoorne 2
- Antonio Giovinazzi 2
- Williams 2
- Alpine 2
- Mercedes 2
- McLaren 2
- Mick Schumacher 2
27. Aston Martin 1.5
28. Jolyon Palmer 1
- The final act of the 2018 British Grand Prix 1
- Marcus Ericsson 1
- Racing Point Force India 1
- Sergey Sirotkin 1
- Red Bull 1
- The guy who went “nyooowwwwww” 1
- Sauber 1
- Rain in Abu Dhabi 1
- 14 laps without DRS 1
- Renault 1
- Daniil Kvyat 1
- Günther Steiner 1
- Marshals humorously using leaf-blowers 1
- Robert Kubica 1
- Kimi Räikkönen 1
- Lewis Hamilton 1
- Esteban Ocon 1
- Zhou Guanyu 1
- Nyck de Vries 1
- Nicholas Latifi 1
49. Max Verstappen 0.5
- Racing Point 0.5
- Charles Leclerc’s fast-thinking mechanic 0.5