2023 Monaco Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions

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2023 Monaco Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions

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After the cancellation of the GP at Imola, the F1 circus moves to Monaco where qualifying will be more important than the race itself unless moderate wet rain! If the race gets dull, I'm gonna watch Roland Garros.

Template for predictions:
1. Driver finished 1st
2. Driver finished 2nd
3. Driver finished 3rd
4. Driver finished 4th
5. Driver finished 5th
6. Driver classified 6th
7. Driver classified 7th
8. Driver classified 8th
9. Driver classified 9th
10. Driver classified 10th

PP: The Pole Sitter
FL: Who gets the FL
First Retirement: Also counts DNS
ROTR:
IIDOTR:
DBTMOTR: The driver who is mathematically the furthest behind their teammate in terms of positions when the race is done.
LP: Who ever is classified as last place
MLP: Highest classified driver between Nyck De Vries, Logan Sargeant, or Oscar Piastri

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The 2023 "It's the one we've all been waiting for" Grand Prix

1. FERNANDO ALONSO!
2. Max Verstappen
3. Charles Leclerc! (didn't crash!)
4. Sergio Perez
5. George Russell
6. Lance Stroll
7. Lewis Hamilton
8. Lando Norris
9. Kevin Magnussen
10. Esteban Ocon

PP: Fernando Alonso
FL: Max Verstappen
First Retirement: Carlos Sainz Jr. (his entire car falls apart ala 2010 Buemi just after he passes the pitlane entry)
ROTR: Lewis Hamilton (bumps Stroll in front of him when he cannot get past. Pits then comes back behind him again. Shades of 2001 Bernoldi/Coulthard)
IIDOTR: Fernando Alonso! (the most popular winner in a long, long, long time)
DBTMOTR: Carlos Sainz Jr.
LP: Nico Hulkenberg (does a seven stop strategy and leaves the pits behind a Williams every single time)
MLP: Oscar Piastri
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The 2023 False hope for Fernando Gp

1. Max Verstappen
2. Sergio Perez
3. Carlos Sainz
4. Lewis Hamilton
5. George Russell
6. Lando Norris
7. Estaban Ocon
8. Pierre Gasly
9. Lance Stroll
10. Yuki Tsunoda

PP: Fernando Alonso
FL: Sergio Perez
First Retirement: K-mag
ROTR: Aston Martin. All this hype about the first win for Fernando in 10 years and the car gives up
IIDOTR: noone
DBTMOTR: Oscar Piastri
LP: Logan Sargeant
MLP: Oscar Piastri
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2023 'Full of tight curves,one wrong move and you're screwed and everyone wonders why you keep going back-that's the GPRejects girls not the Monaco track' Grand Prix...

1.Max
2.Fernando
3.Sergio
4.Charles
5.Lewis
6.George
7.Lando
8.Lance
9.Esteban
10.Valtteri

PP:Sergio
FL:George
First Retirement:Oscar
ROTR:Race control.Somehow in some way they'll manage it...
DBTMOTR:Oscar
LP:Oscar
MLP:Logan
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The 2023 "Street Circuits Aren't Proper Tracks" said Christian Horner GP
1. S Perez
2. M Verstappen
3. L Hamilton
4. G Russell
5. F Alonso
6. L Norris
7. L Stroll
8. E Ocon
9. C Sainz (has the lesser of horrible days of Ferrari at Monaco)
10. O Piastri

PP: S Perez
FL: M Verstappen
First Retirement: L Sargeant - wasn't being alert at a street circuit
ROTR: Ferrari
IIDOTR: Nobody
DBTMOTR: C Leclerc- screwed over by Ferrari
LP: N de Vries
MLP: O Piastri
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1. Verstappen
2. Perez
3. Alonso
4. Sainz
5. Hamilton
6. Leclerc
7. Russell
8. Stroll
9. Norris
10. Gasly

PP: Verstappen
FL: Perez
First Retirement: Tsunoda
ROTR: Leclerc's luck - given how so many of his races at Monaco have gone, it seems likely that something will somehow go awry again (although Verstappen is already having a crack at it, given we're not even into the race weekend and he's already making snide remarks accusing Perez of having deliberately crashed in 2022).
IIDOTR: Norris
DBTMOTR: de Vries
LP: Sargeant
MLP: Piastri
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2023 something different GP

1: Alonso
2: Leclerc
3: Verstappen
4: Hamilton
5: Perez
6: Russell
7: Sainz
8: Gasly
9: Magnussen
10: Ocon

Pole: Leclerc
Fastest Lap: Alonso
First Retirement: Stroll
ROTR: Stroll: first lap crash while Alonso wins
IIDOTR: Magnussen
DBTMOTR: Stroll
Last Place: Sargeant
MLP: Piastri
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2023 Trulli Train de Monaco

1. Max Verstappen
2. Charles Leclerc
3. Sergio Perez
4. Lewis Hamilton
5. George Russell
6. Fernando Alonso
7. Carlos Sainz
8. Lance Stroll
9. Alex Albon
10. Pierre Gasley

PP: Max Verstappen
FL: Max Verstappen
First Retirement: Kevin Magnussen
ROTR: lack of overtaking, the race itself
IIDOTR: Alex Albon
DBTMOTR: Logan Sargeant
LP: Logan Sargeant
MLP: Nyck De Vries
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2023 Jesus why do we still race here ffs?

1. Verstappen
2. Leclerc
3. Alonso
4. Perez
5. Sainz
6. Hamilton
7. Norris
8. Stroll
9. Albon
10. Piastri

PP: Verstappen
FL: Verstappen
First Retirement: de Vries
ROTR: Mercedes Upgrades.
IIDOTR: Pfft... might as well say Alonso, he might pull something out.
DBTMOTR: Stroll
LP: Zhou
MLP: Piastri
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2023 Real Yachts, Unlike Miami Grand Prix

1) Verstappen
2) Leclerc
3) Alonso
4) Perez
5) Sainz
6) Norris
7) Hamilton
8) Gasly
9) Bottas
10) Ocon

Pole: Verstappen
Fastest Lap: Verstappen
First Retirement: Piastri
ROTR: Russell
IIDOTR: Norris
DBTMOTR: Russell
MLP: de Vries
LP: Sargeant
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1. Verstappen
2. Checo
3. Sainz
4. Nando
5. Stroll
6. Lewis
7. Russell
8. Gasly
9. Ocon
10. Piastri

PP: Checo
FL: Russell
First Retirement: Norris
ROTR: Leclerc's Monaco luck
IIDOTR: Piastri I guess
DBTMOTR: Bottas
LP: Bottas
MLP: Sarge - Hedge the bet
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1) Verstappen
2) Leclerc
3) Alonso
4) Perez
5) Sainz
6) Norris
7) Hamilton
8) Russell
9) Stroll
10) Ocon

Pole: Verstappen
Fastest Lap: Verstappen
First Retirement: Sargeant
ROTR: The Race
IIDOTR: Norris
DBTMOTR: Piastri
MLP: de Vries
LP: Sargeant
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2023 Every overtaking move is a miracle Grand Prix
1. Leclerc
2. Verstappen
3. Hamilton
4. Perez
5. Sainz
6. Alonso
7. Norris
8. Gasly
9. Ocon
10. Bottas

PP: Leclerc
FL: Perez
First Retirement: Stroll
ROTR: TV Director
IIDOTR: Leclerc
DBTMOTR: Stroll
LP: Sargeant
MLP: Piastri
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2023 Monaco F1 Grand Prix and safety car train

1. Verstappen
2. Leclerc
3. Alonso
4. Hamilton
5. Perez
6. Sainz
7. Russell
8. Norris
9. Gasly
10. Bottas

PP: Leclerc
FL: Verstappen
First Retirement: Stroll
ROTR: All the rookies crashing out causing innumerable red flags, SCs and VSCs
IIDOTR: Ferrari not messing up in a dynamic strategy situation
DBTMOTR: Hulkenberg
LP: Hulkenberg
MLP: Does this count if they all crash?
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2023 Monaco Thomas the Tank Engine roleplaying Grand Prix

P1: Fernando Alonso
P2: Sergio Perez
P3: Max Verstappen
P4: Charles Leclerc
P5: Pierre Gasly
P6: Yuki Tsunoda
P7: Kevin Magnussen
P8: Lance Stroll
P9: Lando Norris
P10: Oscar Piastri

PP: Carlos Sainz Jr.
Fastest Lap: Yuki Tsunoda
First Retirement: George Russell
ROTR: Mercedes AMG F1 Team
IIDOTR: Yuki Tsunoda
DBTMOTR: Car Lost Science Jr.
LP: Alexander Albon
MLP: Oscar Piastri
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Points

1. mario - 18
2. dr-baker - 16
3. rachel1990 - 15
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= RAK
= Hermann95
= IceG
8. MyHamsterRaceAnOnyx - 13
= Freeze-O-Kimi
= Batty
11. Bleu - 12
12. Rob Dylan - 10 (Funniest Title)
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14. NickyDustyOwl - 9

Aggregate
1. mario - 104
2. RAK - 103
3. Batty - 94
4. dr-baker - 93
5. rachel1990 - 92
6. IceG - 88
7. Enforcer - 87
8. Hermann95 - 79
9. MyHamsterRacedAnOnyx - 77
10. Freeze-O-Kimi - 76
11. Rob Dylan - 75
12. noiceinmydrink - 63
13. NickyDustyOwl - 53
14. Bleu - 47
15. GT_Forti1 - 46
16. Londoner - 41
17. pi314159 - 32
18. yannicksamlad - 28
19. Carlospace - 26
20 Aerond - 25
21. Ducktanian - 22
22. Zenarcher - 13
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