Grand Prix Rejects

From glitzy Monaco to idk how to explain Catalunya but we are back at the Spanish GP.

Will Alonso or Sainz win in front of a home crowd? Will Max just do Max things and win again? Who knows. Please have some passing

Template for predictions:
1. Driver finished 1st
2. Driver finished 2nd
3. Driver finished 3rd
4. Driver finished 4th
5. Driver finished 5th
6. Driver classified 6th
7. Driver classified 7th
8. Driver classified 8th
9. Driver classified 9th
10. Driver classified 10th

PP: The Pole Sitter
FL: Who gets the FL
First Retirement: Also counts DNS
ROTR:
IIDOTR:
DBTMOTR: The driver who is mathematically the furthest behind their teammate in terms of positions when the race is done.
LP: Who ever is classified as last place
MLP: Highest classified driver between Nyck De Vries, Logan Sargeant, or Oscar Piastri

The 2023 naptime gp

1. Max Verstappen
(Then a longtime later)



2. Sergio Perez (also known as Rubens)
3. Fernando Alonso
4. George Russell
5. Lewis Hamilton
6. Lance Stroll
7. Carlos Sainz
8. Pierre Gasly
9. Yuki Tsunoda
10. Valterri Bottas

PP: Max
FL: Max
First Retirement: Charles Leclerc
ROTR: Charles Leclerc
IIDOTR: Bottas
DBTMOTR: Nyck De Vries
LP: Logan Sargeant
MLP: Oscar Piastri

The 2023 "ok, this is the race we've all been waiting for!" Spainish Grand Prix

1. Fernando Alonso!
2. Carlos Sainz Jr!
3. Sergio Perez
4. Max Verstappen
5. Charles Leclerc
6. George Russell
7. Lewis Hamilton
8. Oscar Piastri
9. Yuki Tsunoda
10. Pierre Gasly

PP: Fernando Alonso
FL: Fernando Alonso
First Retirement: Lance Stroll (car trouble very soon into the race)
ROTR: Esteban Ocon (takes his teammate and himself out of contention after a great qualifying, one week after Monaco)
IIDOTR: Spain itself
DBTMOTR: Lance Stroll
LP: Esteban Ocon
MLP: Oscar Piastri

The Crazy Pussy(or Cat-a-loony) Grand Prix

1.Max.Yawn
2.Fernando
3.Carlos
4.Charles
5.Lewis
6.Sergio
7.George
8.Lance
9.Esteban
10.Lando

PP:Max
FL:Charles
FR:Bottas
ROTR:Race control.Somehow,someway....
IIDOTR:Just Fernando.Again.
DBTMOTR:Sergio
LP:Zhou
MLP:Oscar

The 2023 No More Final Corner Chicanery GP
1. M Verstappen
2. F Alonso
3. C Leclerc
4. C Sainz
5. G Russell
6. S Perez
7. L Hamilton
8. E Ocon
9. P Gasly
10. O Piastri

PP: M Verstappen
FL: M Verstappen
First Retirement: K Magnussen
ROTR: Sergio Perez's RB19 - late car issues eliminate a typical VER-PER-ALO podium.
IIDOTR: Ferrari - manages not to screw up that badly this time around
DBTMOTR: L Stroll
LP: N de Vries
MLP: O Piastri

1. Max Verstappen
2. Sergio Perez
3. Fernando Alonso
4. Charles Leclerc
5. Carlos Sainz
6. George Russell
7. Lewis Hamilton
8. Lance Stroll
9. Esteban Ocon
10. Pierre Gasly

PP: Max Verstappen
FL: Max Verstappen
First Retirement: Nyck De Vries
ROTR: Alpha Tauri
IIDOTR: The weather
DBTMOTR: Logan Sargeant
LP: Logan Sargeant
MLP: Oscar Piastri

2023 Catalan Car Race

1) Verstappen
2) Perez
3) Alonso
4) Leclerc
5) Hamilton
6) Sainz
7) Ocon
8) Russell
9) Gasly
10) Norris

Pole: Verstappen
Fastest Lap: Alonso
First Retirement: None
ROTR: Stroll
IIDOTR: Piastri
DBTMOTR: Stroll
MLP: Piastri
LP: Sargeant

1) Verstappen
2) Perez
3) Alonso
4) Leclerc
5) Hamilton
6) Sainz
7) Ocon
8) Russell
9) Gasly
10) Norris

Pole: Verstappen
Fastest Lap: Verstappen
First Retirement: None
ROTR: Stroll
IIDOTR: Ocon
DBTMOTR: Stroll
MLP: Piastri
LP: Sargeant

2023 Spainish Grand Prix.

1. Verstappen
2. Perez
3. Alonso
4. Leclerc
5. Sainz
6. Ocon
7. Hamilton
8. Gasly
9. Russel
10. Norris

PP: Alonso
FL: Verstappen
First Retirement: Zhou
ROTR: Stroll
IIDOTR: Again, guess I'll back Alonso to pull something magical out, but I doubt it.
DBTMOTR: Stroll
LP: Sargeant
MLP: Piastri

Chicken-free Grand Prix de Espagna

1. Verstappen
2. Alonso
3. Sainz
4. Russell
5. Leclerc
6. Hamilton
7. Stroll
8. Perez
9. Ocon
10. Gasly

PP: Verstappen
FL: Perez
First Retirement: Magnussen
ROTR: the FIA
IIDOTR: the race having some action/the return to the previous sector 3 non-chicane configuration
DBTMOTR: Sargeant
LP: Sargeant
MLP: Nyck De Vries

2023 can’t spell Spain without pain GP

1: Verstappen
2: Alonso
3: Perez
4: Leclerc
5: Hamilton
6: Sainz
7: Ocon
8: Russell
9: Gasly
10: Bottas

Pole: Verstappen
Fastest Lap: Verstappen
First Retirement: Zhou
ROTR: Stroll
IIDOTR: Bottas
DBTMOTR: Stroll
Last Place: Sargeant
MLP: Piastri

1. Max
2. Checo
3. Leclerc
4. Fernando
5. Sainz
6. Stroll
7. Hamilton
8. Russell
9. Ocon
10. Magnussen

PP: Max
FL: Checo
First Retirement: Logan
ROTR: Spanish GP for being too dull
IIDOTR: Haas
DBTMOTR: De Vries
LP: Zhou
MLP: Piastri

2007 Chicane is better for racing 2023 No chicane is better for racing Grand Prix

1. Verstappen
2. Alonso
3. Leclerc
4. Russell
5. Sainz
6. Hamilton
7. Gasly
8. Ocon
9. Norris
10. Tsunoda

PP: Verstappen
FL: Verstappen
1st Ret: Stroll
ROTR: AlphaTauri
IIDOTR: Gasly
DBTMOTR: Stroll
LP: Sargeant
MLP: Piastri

2023 Spanish F1 Grand Prix

1. Verstappen
2. Alonso
3. Perez
4. Hamilton
5. Sainz
6. Leclerc
7. Russell
8. Gasly
9. Ocon
10. Norris

PP: Verstappen
FL: Verstappen
1st Retirement: De Vries
ROTR: Haas
IIDOTR: Nothing and/or no-one
DBTMOTR: Stroll
LP: Sargeant
MLP: Piastri

Results!

1. Hermann95 - 20
2. mario - 19
3. rachel1990 - 18
= RAK - 18
= IceG - 18
= Freeze-O-Kimi - 18 (+1 for title)
= Bleu - 18
8. dr-baker - 17
= Batty - 17
= GT_Forti1 - 17
11. Enforcer - 16
12. MyHamsterRaceAnOnyx - 15
13. Rob Dylan - 8

Total Results

1. mario - 123
2. RAK - 121
3. Batty - 111
4. dr-baker - 110
= rachel1990 - 110
6. IceG - 106
7. Enforcer - 103
8. Hermann95 - 99
9. Freeze-O-Kimi - 94
10. MyHamsterRacedAnOnyx - 92
11. Rob Dylan - 83
12. Bleu - 65
13. noiceinmydrink - 63
14. GT_Forti1 - 63
15. NickyDustyOwl - 53
16. Londoner - 41
17. pi314159 - 32
18. yannicksamlad - 28
19. Carlospace - 26
20. Aerond - 25
21. Ducktanian - 22
22. Zenarcher - 13