Grand Prix Rejects

I sometimes hate B2B lol but here we go for the British GP!!!

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1. Driver finished 1st in the race
2. Driver finished 2nd in the race
3. Driver finished 3rd in the race
4. Driver finished 4th in the race
5. Driver finished 5th in the race
6. Driver classified 6th in the race
7. Driver classified 7th in the race
8. Driver classified 8th in the race
9. Driver classified 9th in the race
10. Driver classified 10th in the race

PP: The Pole Sitter from qualifying
FL: Who gets the FL
First Retirement: Also counts DNS
ROTR:
IIDOTR:
DBTMOTR: The driver who is mathematically the furthest behind their teammate in terms of positions when the race is done.
LP: Who ever is classified as last place
MLP: Highest classified driver between Nyck De Vries, Logan Sargeant, or Oscar Piastri

The 2023 god let's hope some more alpha Tauri gets stuck in car number 1


1. Max Verstappen
2. Sergio Perez
3. Charles Leclerc
4. Hrh Lewis Hamilton
5. Lance Stroll
6. George Russell
7. Lando Norris
8. Pierre Gasly
9. Yuki Tsunoda
10. Nico Hulkenberg

PP: Max
FL: Max
First Retirement: Carlos Sainz
ROTR: Just Stop Oil (They do someone to ruin the weekend again- no-one in Britainis allowed to enjoy anything)- god I am praying this is wrong
IIDOTR: Nico Hulkenberf
DBTMOTR: Nyck De Vries
LP: Nyck De Vries
MLP: Oscar Piastri

The 2023 Silverstone...More like a rusty old rock.. Grand Prix

1. Verstappen
2. Leclerc
3. Alonso
4. Ocon
5. Russell
6. Norris
7. Hamilton
8. Albon
9. Sainz
10. Hulkenburg

PP: Max
FL: Max
First Retirement: Sargeant
ROTR:Perez (although I have a nasty feeling the cute girl above me might be right and some idiot will have to be peeled off the track, painted orange. Hopefully they'll be mistaken for a McLaren)
IIDOTR: Ocon
DBTMOTR: Sargeant
LP: Piastri
MLP: Piastri


*Also... Batty...can we have the results of Monaco/Spain/Canada/Austria sometime please? Thanxxx*

The 2023 "both Leclerc and Sainz sign contracts with other teams at the back of the paddock for 2024" British Grand Prix

1. Max Verstappen (goodness what a crazy suggestion)
2. Sergio Perez (actually finishes second, good job)
3. George Russell (gives the home crowd something to cheer)
4. Fernando Alonso
5. Lance Stroll
6. Lando Norris
7. Zhou Guanyu
8. Pierre Gasly
9. Nico Hulkenberg
10. Oscar Piastri

PP: Max Verstappen
FL: Max Verstappen
First Retirement: Lewis Hamilton
ROTR: Lewis Hamilton (causes a turn 1 crash, but because the community dislikes him he incurs a ROTR wrath)
IIDOTR: Lance Stroll (fifth, unbelievable!)
DBTMOTR: Lewis Hamilton
LP: Kevin Magnussen
MLP: Oscar Piastri

2023 Wimbledon Grand Prix

1. Verstappen
2. Hamilton
3. Leclerc
4. Perez
5. Alonso
6. Sainz
7. Norris
8. Stroll
9. Gasly
10. Ocon

PP: Verstappen
FL: Perez
First Retirement: Zhou
ROTR: Alfa Romeo
IIDOTR: Leclerc
DBTMOTR: Sargeant
LP: Sargeant
MLP: Piastri

2023 APXGP Debut Memorial Grand Prix

1. Max Verstappen
2. Sergio Perez
3. Fernando Alonso
4. Charles Leclerc
5. George Russell
6. Lewis Hamilton
7. Lance Stroll
8. Carlos Sainz
9. Alex Albon
10. Ocon

PP: Max Verstappen
FL: Max Verstappen
First Retirement: Carlos Sainz
ROTR: Movie filming or Just Stop Oil protests
IIDOTR: Brad Pitt
DBTMOTR: Logan Sargeant
LP: Logan Sargeant
MLP: Nyck De Vries

1. Verstappen
2. Perez
3. Leclerc
4. Sainz
5. Alonso
6. Norris
7. Stroll
8. Hamilton
9. Russell
10. Piastri

PP: Verstappen
FL: Verstappen
First Retirement: de Vries
ROTR: Williams (end up flattering to deceive after their practice results)
IIDOTR: Norris
DBTMOTR: de Vries
LP: Magnussen
MLP: Piastri

2023 Just Stop Oil Grand Prix


1. Verstappen
2. Perez
3. Alonso
4. Leclerc
5. Hamilton
6. Norris
7. Sainz
8. Russell
9. Stroll
10. Albon

PP: Verstappen
FL: Verstappen
First Retirement: Magnussen
ROTR: Just Stop Oil. Not cos they're bad, but they'll probably be undercut by Russell trying to kill someone off the start again, or something like that.
IIDOTR: Just Stop Oil. If they're effective this time.
DBTMOTR: Sargeant
LP: de Vries
MLP: Piastri

The 2023 British "Just Stop Pitt" F1 Grand Prix

1. Verstappen
2. Sainz
3. Perez
4. Alonso
5. Russell
6. Albon (helped by a safety car)
7. Leclerc
8. Hamilton
9. Norris
10. Piastri

PP: Verstappen
FL: Verstappen
First Retirement: Bottas
ROTR: Haas
IIDOTR: Williams (6th and 11th)
DBTMOTR: Stroll
Last Place/Race: DeVries
MLP: Piastri

2023 British Balls-Up Grand Prix

1) Verstappen
2) Perez
3) Sainz
4) Alonso
5) Leclerc
6) Albon
7) Stroll
8) Piastri
9) Gasly
10) Zhou

Pole: Verstappen
Fastest Lap: Verstappen
First Retirement: Norris
ROTR: Mercedes
IIDOTR: Piastri
DBTMOTR: Sargeant
MLP: Piastri
LP: Magnussen

1. Max
2. Checo
3. Charles
4. Hamilton
5. Nando
6. Stroll
7. Russell
8. Norris
9. Ocon
10. Piastri

PP: Max
FL: Max
First Retirement: Bottas
ROTR: Uhh Alpine I guess?
IIDOTR: Zhou
DBTMOTR: De Vries
LP: Zhou
MLP: Piastri

2022 British Grand Prix

1. Sainz
2. Perez
3. Hamilton
4. Leclerc
5. Alonso
6. Norris
7. Verstappen
8. Hulkenburg
9. Stroll
10. Magnussen

PP: Sainz
FL: Hamilton
First Retirement: Albon
ROTR: Just Stop Oil
IIDOTR: Hulkenburg
DBTMOTR: Abon
LP: Tsunoda
MLP: Piastri

1. Max Verstappen
2. Sergio Perez
3. Charles Leclerc
4. Carlos Sainz
5. Fernando Alonso
6. Lance Stroll
7. George Russell
8. Lewis Hamilton
9. Alex Albon
10. Lando Norris

PP: Max Verstappen
FL: Max Verstappen
First Retirement: Yuki Tsunoda
ROTR: Nyck De Vries
IIDOTR: Alex Albon
DBTMOTR: Valtteri Bottas
LP: Nyck De Vries
MLP: Logan Sargeant

1 Verstappen
2: Perez
3: Hamilton
4: Sainz
5: Leclerc
6: Alonso
7: Russell
8: Norris
9: Albon
10: Ocon

Pole: Verstappen
Fastest Lap: Verstappen
First Retirement: Stroll
ROTR: Just Stop Oil
IIDOTR: Albon
DBTMOTR: Sargeant
LP: De Vries
MLP: Piastri

Results

1. IceG - 22 (including title cause I love the pun)
2. Freeze-O-Kimi - 19
3. MyHamsterRaceAnOnyx - 18
4. Enforcer - 17
5. dr-baker - 16
= mario - 16
= Hermann95 - 16
= Batty - 16
9. RAK - 15
10. rachel1990 - 14
= Bleu - 14
= Rob Dylan - 14
13. noiceinmydrink - 10

Everyone assumed that Ferrari and Checo wouldn't do bad lol

Total

1. mario - 185
2. RAK - 181
3. dr-baker - 174
4. IceG - 170
5. Enforcer - 163
6. rachel1990 - 160
= Batty - 160
8. Hermann95 - 159
9. Freeze-O-Kimi - 156
10. MyHamsterRacedAnOnyx - 145
11. Rob Dylan - 134
12. Bleu - 113
13. noiceinmydrink - 111
14. GT_Forti1 - 88
15. NickyDustyOwl - 53
16. yannicksamlad - 47
17. Londoner - 41
18. pi314159 - 32
19. Carlospace - 26
20. Aerond - 25
21. Ducktanian - 22
22. Zenarcher - 13

Fight between the top 2 and for 3rd spot atm and then we got a close knit group from 5th down to 9th. Yay