2023 Italian Grand Prix Prediction Predicament

[Batty]

I am doing this on phone

Template for predictions:
1. Driver finished 1st
2. Driver finished 2nd
3. Driver finished 3rd
4. Driver finished 4th
5. Driver finished 5th
6. Driver classified 6th
7. Driver classified 7th
8. Driver classified 8th
9. Driver classified 9th
10. Driver classified 10th

PP: The Pole Sitter
FL: Who gets the FL
First Retirement: Also counts DNS
ROTR:
IIDOTR:
DBTMOTR: The driver who is mathematically the furthest behind their teammate in terms of positions when the race is done.
LP: Who ever is classified as last place
FtP: Who ever pits first (not for retirement) in the race

[Rob Dylan]

I am doing this on computer.

The 2023 "The Italian Stallion, Fernando Alonso, wins at Monza!" Italian Grand Prix

1. Fernando Alonso
2. Lewis Hamilton
3. Max Verstappen
4. Sergio Perez
5. Alex Albon
6. Charles Leclerc
7. Lando Norris
8. Valtteri Bottas
9. Logan Sargeant
10. George Russell

PP: Max Verstappen
FL: Max Verstappen
First Retirement: Liam Lawson (uses up all good will and bins it at turn 1 lap 1)
ROTR: Carlos Sainz Jr. (spends the whole race in P16 shouting at his engineer)
IIDOTR: Fernando Alonsooooooooooooo!
DBTMOTR: George Russell
LP: Zhou Guanyu
FtP: Oscar Piastri (bonkers McLaren pit strategy)

[MyHamsterRacedAnOnyx]

I am doing this just outside your window,and hiding when you come past so I can't be seen

The 2023 Mad Max Mesmerizes Monza-Magnificent Mayhem! Grand Prix

1.Max
2.Fernando
3.Sergio
4.Norris
5.Leclerc
6.Hamilton
7.Albon
8.Russell
9.Gasly
10.Ocon

PP:Max
FL:Alonso
FR:Sainz
ROTR:Ferrari
IIDOTR:Albon
DBTMOTR:Sainz
LP:Piastri
FtP:Zhou

[rachel1990]

The 2023 Forza Ferrari is now finished Ferrari Gp


1. Max Verstappen

(Several minutes later)
2. Sergio Perez
3. Fernando Alonso
4. Lewis Hamilton
5. George Russell
6. Lando Norris
7. Oscar Piastri
8. Estaban Ocon
9. Lance Stroll
10. Alex Albon

PP: Max
FL: Max
First Retirement: Leclerc
ROTR: Ferrari as a whole. From the livery to a double dnf and no Ferrari engine gets any points
IIDOTR: Albon
DBTMOTR: Logan Sargeant
LP: Valterri Bottas
FtP: Sainz

[mario]

1. Verstappen
2. Perez
3. Sainz
4. Hamilton
5. Alonso
6. Leclerc
7. Norris
8. Piastri
9. Russell
10. Albon

PP: Verstappen
FL: Verstappen
First Retirement: Bottas
ROTR: Alfa Romeo
IIDOTR: Alonso
DBTMOTR: Sargeant
LP: Zhou
FtP: Piastri

[dr-baker]

Why is there a Royal Park in the middle of a Republic? Grand Prix of Italy

1. Driver finished 1st: Verstappen
2. Driver finished 2nd: Alonso
3. Driver finished 3rd: Norris
4. Driver finished 4th: Perez
5. Driver finished 5th: Russell
6. Driver classified 6th: Hamilton
7. Driver classified 7th: Stroll
8. Driver classified 8th: Albon
9. Driver classified 9th: Sainz
10. Driver classified 10th: Leclerc

PP: Max Verstappen
FL: Max Verstappen
First Retirement: Kevin Magnussen
ROTR: Ferrari
IIDOTR: Albon
DBTMOTR: Lance Stroll
LP: Liam Lawson
FtP: Charles Leclerc

[Enforcer]

The 2023 Entirely Boring and non-bonkers Italian GP


1. Max Verstappen
2. Carloz Sainz
3. Lando Norris
4. Sergio Perez
5. Lewis Hamilton
6. Charles Leclerc
7. Oscar Piastri
8. Fernando Alonso
9. George Russell
10. Alex Albon

PP: Max Verstappen
FL: Max Verstappen
First Retirement: Bottas
ROTR: Alfa Romeo (horrid home race)
IIDOTR: Lando Norris
DBTMOTR: Lance sTroll
LP: Zhou Guanyu
FtP: Leclerc

[IceG]

The 2023 Italian "Not Parabolica but Hyperparabolica" F1 Grand Prix

1. Max Verstappen
2. Charles Leclerc
3. Fernando Alonso
4. Carlos Sainz
5. Alex Albon
6. Lando Norris
7. Sergio Perez
8. Lewis Hamilton
9. George Russell
10. Oscar Piastri

PP: Max Verstappen
FL: Max Verstappen
FR: Zhou Guanyu
ROTR: Alpine return to lower divison status
IIDOTR: Alex Albon
DBTMOTR: Lance Stroll
LP: Logan Sargeant
FtP: Liam Lawson

[RAK]

2023 Ferrari Fire-Sale Grand Prix

1) Verstappen
2) Leclerc
3) Norris
4) Perez
5) Sainz
6) Alonso
7) Piastri
8) Hamilton
9) Albon
10) Russell

Pole: Verstappen
Fastest Lap: Norris
First Retirement: Zhou
ROTR: Stroll
IIDOTR: Albon
DBTMOTR: Sargeant
LP: Sargeant
FtP: Tsunoda

[Forti]

I am doing this on my Life W12-powered Chromebook, that a Maki would obliterate in a qualifying session.

The 30th Anniversary of Marco Apicella's Brief Career GP
1. M Verstappen
2. L Norris
3. O Piastri
4. G Russell
5. L Hamilton
6. F Alonso
7. L Stroll
8. Y Tsunoda
9. L Lawson
10. C Sainz

PP: M Verstappen
FL: M Verstappen
First Retirement: A Albon - something like Liuzzi 2011 happens to him
ROTR: Williams and Ferrari
IIDOTR: AlphaTauri
DBTMOTR: C Leclerc - suffers greatly from a Ferrari bathplug-up.
LP: C Leclerc
FtP: L Hamilton

[Batty]

1. VER
2. PER
3. HAM
4. NOR
5. LEC
6. RUS
7. SAI
8. ALO
9. PIA
10. ALB

PP: VER
FL: VER
First Retirement: BOT
ROTR: Haaaaaaas
IIDOTR: LAW
DBTMOTR: RUS
LP: MAG
FtP: OCO

[yannicksamlad]

The not very long (over already) Italian Grand Prix

1. Verstappen
2. Leclerc
3. Sainz
4. Perez
5. Hamilton
6. Alonso
7. Albon
8. Russell
9. Gasly
10. Stroll

PP: Verstappen
FL: Verstappen
First Retirement: Zhou
ROTR: Tsunoda
IIDOTR: Alonso
DBTMOTR: Sargeant
LP: Sargeant
FtP: Zhou

[Alextrax52]

2023 You don’t punish the red cars at Monza GP

1: Verstappen
2: Sainz
3: Perez
4: Russell
5: Leclerc
6: Hamilton
7: Albon
8: Piastri
9: Alonso
10: Tsunoda

Pole: N/A (would have put Verstappen)
Fastest Lap: Verstappen
First Retirement: Zhou
ROTR: Alpine
IIDOTR: Lawson
DBTMOTR: Stroll
Last Place: Magnussen
FTP: Gasly

[Batty]

Scores for the Round:

1. Alextrax52 - 18
2. mario - 17
dr-baker - 17
4. IceG - 15
Batty - 15
yannicksamlad - 15
MyHamsterRaceAnOnyx - 15 (+1 for title)
Enforcer - 15
9. rachel1990 - 14
10. RAK - 13
11. Forti - 10
12. Rob Dylan - 9

Totals thus far

1. mario - 265
2. IceG - 250
3. RAK - 248
4. Alextrax52 - 228
5. rachel1990 - 225
6. Enforcer - 222
Batty - 222
dr-baker - 222
9. MyHamsterRacedAnOnyx - 213
10. Hermann95 - 195
11. Rob Dylan - 179
12. noiceinmydrink - 165
13. Forti - 146
14. Bleu - 137
15. yannicksamlad - 77
16. NickyDustyOwl - 53
17. Londoner - 41
18. Ducktanian - 38
19. pi314159 - 32
20. Carlospace - 26
21. Aerond - 25
22. Zenarcher - 13

We have a decent sized gap at the front now.

[RAK]

Darn, slipping back a bit after those rounds.

[dr-baker]

Darn, slipping back a bit after those rounds.

You and me both!