2023 Sao Paolo Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions!

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2023 Sao Paolo Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions!

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I forgot that it ain't the Brazilian GP anymore....technically.

It's another sprint race.

Template for predictions:

S1: Driver finished 1st in the sprint
S2: Driver finished 2nd in the sprint
S3: Driver finished 3rd in the sprint
S4: Driver finished 4th in the sprint
S5: Driver finished 5th in the sprint
S6: Driver finished 6th in the sprint
S7: Driver finished 7th in the sprint
S8: Driver finished 8th in the sprint

1. Driver finished 1st in the race
2. Driver finished 2nd in the race
3. Driver finished 3rd in the race
4. Driver finished 4th in the race
5. Driver finished 5th in the race
6. Driver classified 6th in the race
7. Driver classified 7th in the race
8. Driver classified 8th in the race
9. Driver classified 9th in the race
10. Driver classified 10th in the race

PP: The Pole Sitter from qualifying
FL: Who gets the FL
First Retirement: Also counts DNS
ROTR:
IIDOTR:
DBTMOTR: The driver who is mathematically the furthest behind their teammate in terms of positions when the race is done.
LP: Who ever is classified as last place
FtP: First to Pit
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the 2023 oh for gods sake another sprint

S1: Max Verstappen
S2: Lewis Hamilton
S3: Oscar Piastri
S4: Sergio Perez
S5: George Russell
S6: Carlos Sainz
S7: Lando Norris
S8: Charles Leclerc

1. Max Verstappen
2. Lewis Hamilton
3. Lando Norris
4. George Russell
5. Charles Leclerc
6. Sergio Perez
7. Carlos Sainz
8. Oscar Piastri
9. Estaban Ocon
10. Daniel Ricciardo

PP: Max Verstappen
FL: Max Verstappen
First Retirement: Alex Albon
ROTR: Yuki
IIDOTR: Daniel Ricciardo
DBTMOTR: Lance Stroll
LP: Who ever is classified as last place Lance Stroll
FtP: First to Pit Lance Stroll
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The 2023 "takes twice as long to fill out the form in these kinds of events" Brazilian Grand Prix

S1: George Russell
S2: Max Verstappen
S3: Lewis Hamilton
S4: Sergio Perez
S5: Charles Leclerc
S6: Carlos Sainz Jr.
S7: Lando Norris
S8: Oscar Piastri

1. George Russell
2. Lewis Hamilton
3. Max Verstappen
4. Charles Leclerc
5. Pierre Gasly
6. Lando Norris
7. Oscar Piastri
8. Valtteri Bottas!
9. Zhou Guanyu
10. Yuki Tsunoda

PP: George Russell
FL: Lewis Hamilton
First Retirement: Esteban Ocon
ROTR: Logan Sargeant (picks up 30 seconds worth of time penalties)
IIDOTR: George Russell
DBTMOTR: Sergio Perez
LP: Alex Albon
FtP: Lewis Hamilton
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Post by MyHamsterRacedAnOnyx »

2023 'When I asked for a double Brazilian,this is not what I meant...' Grand Prix

S1:Norris
S2:Verstappen
S3:Piastri
S4:Hamilton
S5:Leclerc
S6:Russell
S7:Sainz
S8:Ocon

1:Verstappen
2:Norris
3:Piastri
4:Hamilton
5:Alonso
6:Sainz
7:Russell
8:Magnussen
9:Ocon
10:Gasly

Pole:Sainz
FL:Hamilton
First Retirement:Perez
ROTR:Perez
IIDOTR:Norris
DBTMOTR:Perez
LP:Sergeant
FtP:Magnussen
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Double points for me

S1: Max
S2: Lewis
S3: Checo
S4: Norris
S5: Chuck
S6: Sainz
S7: George
S8: Tsunoda

1. Max
2. Lewis
3. Norris
4. Checo
5. Leclerc
6. Sainz
7. Russell
8. Piastri
9. Stroll
10. Tsunoda

PP: Max
FL: Checo
First Retirement: Alonso
ROTR: Tsunoda
IIDOTR: Haas
DBTMOTR: Russell
LP: Magnussen
FtP: Ricciardo
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The 2023 Brazilian F1 Grand Prix Rejects 404 Page not Found

S1: Verstappen
S2: Norris
S3: Hamilton
S4: Perez
S5: Sainz
S6: Leclerc
S7: Russell
S8: Ocon

1. Hamilton
2. Norris
3. Verstappen
4. Leclerc
5. Russell
6. Sainz
7. Piastri
8. Ricciardo
9. Albon
10. Gasly

PP: Norris
FL: Verstappen
First Retirement: Magnussen
ROTR: Perez
IIDOTR: Ricciardo
DBTMOTR: Sargeant
LP: Sargeant
FtP: Zhou
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S1: Verstappen
S2: Leclerc
S3: Hamilton
S4: Perez
S5: Sainz
S6: Russell
S7: Norris
S8: Piastri

1. Verstappen
2. Hamilton
3. Leclerc
4. Norris
5. Piastri
6. Sainz
7. Russell
8. Perez
9. Gasly
10. Ricciardo

PP: Verstappen
FL: Verstappen
First Retirement: Stroll
ROTR: Tsunoda
IIDOTR: Gasly
DBTMOTR: Sargeant
LP: Sargeant
FtP: Ocon
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Originally posted my predictions elsewhere because I couldn't access the forum this morning:
https://f1rejectsbackup.forumotion.com/ ... razil-2023

Therefore I shouldn't be getting a late penalty.

Copy and paste:

S1: Verstappen
S2: Piastri
S3: Leclerc
S4: Sainz
S5: Norris
S6: Perez
S7: Hamilton
S8: Russell

1. Verstappen
2. Perez
3. Leclerc
4. Sainz
5. Russell
6. Hamilton
7. Albon
8. Ocon
9. Piastri
10. Norris

PP: Verstappen
FL: Verstappen
First Retirement: Hulkenberg
ROTR: FIA
IIDOTR: Piastri
DBTMOTR: Sargeant
LP: Sargeant
FtP: Piastri
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20th anniversary of Jordan last win Grand Prix

S1. Verstappen
S2. Leclerc
S3. Sainz
S4. Russell
S5. Alonso
S6. Norris
S7. Hamilton
S8. Stroll

1. Verstappen
2. Norris
3. Leclerc
4. Russell
5. Hamilton
6. Gasly
7. Piastri
8. Perez
9. Albon
10. Magnussen

PP: Norris
FL: Verstappen
First Retirement: Sainz
ROTR: Sainz
IIDOTR: Gasly
DBTMOTR: Sargeant
LP: Sargeant
FtP: Perez
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2023 F1 Season by the Numbers

S1: Verstappen
S2: Leclerc
S3: Norris
S4: Perez
S5: Hamilton
S6: Sainz
S7: Russell
S8: Piastri

1. Verstappen
2. Perez
3. Hamilton
4. Norris
5. Sainz
6. Leclerc
7. Russell
8. Piastri
9. Gasly
10. Alonso

PP: Verstappen
FL: Verstappen
First Retirement: Stroll
ROTR: Aston Martin
IIDOTR: Pfft... Gasly?
DBTMOTR: Stroll
LP: Magnussen
FtP: Tsunoda
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Post by Alextrax52 »

2023 why is it called São Paulo GP

S1: Verstappen
S2: Norris
S3: Hamilton
S4: Perez
S5: Leclerc
S6: Sainz
S7: Russell
S8: Piastri

1: Verstappen
2: Hamilton
3: Perez
4: Norris
5: Russell
6: Leclerc
7: Sainz
8: Piastri
9: Alonso
10: Gasly

Pole: Verstappen
Fastest Lap: Verstappen
First Retirement: Magnussen
ROTR: Haas
IIDOTR: Albon
DBTMOTR: Sargeant
LP: Sargeant
FTP: Bottas
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2023 Last Good Track Of The Season Grand Prix

S1: Verstappen
S2: Hamilton
S3: Norris
S4: Leclerc
S5: Perez
S6: Alonso
S7: Russell
S8: Sainz

1) Verstappen
2) Leclerc
3) Hamilton
4) Alonso
5) Sainz
6) Perez
7) Norris
8) Piastri
9) Stroll
10) Russell

Pole: N/A (Another missed due to sprint race shenanigans)
Fastest Lap: Verstappen
First Retirement: Zhou
ROTR: Zhou
IIDOTR: Sargeant
DBTMOTR: Russell
FTP: Perez
LP: Bottas
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Note: Because of Lap 1 shenanigans with pitstops, F2P counts for everyone except if they had Albon, Magnussen, or Leclerc
Another Note: Because Charles DNS, he counts as a first retirement as well as Albon since he was technically the driver to start that retired first.

Results:
1. Batty - 52 - DP USED
2. Alextrax52 - 24
3. rachel1990 - 23
4. mario - 22
dr-baker - 22
Enforcer - 22
7. MyHamsterRacedAnOnyx - 21
RAK - 21
Bleu - 21
10. IceG - 19 (inc. 1 for title)
11. Rob Dylan - 14

Results (Best 18 Results)
1. mario - 354
2. Batty - 337 - DP Used
3. rachel1990 - 336 - DP Used
4. RAK - 336
5. IceG - 334 - DP Used
6. dr-baker - 319 - Via Countback
7. Alextrax52 - 319 - Via Countback
8. Enforcer - 304
9. MyHamsterRacedAnOnyx - 296
10. Rob Dylan - 260 - DP Used
11. Forti - 228
12. Bleu - 223
13. Hermann95 - 187
14. noiceinmydrink - 165
15. yannicksamlad - 77
16. NickyDustyOwl - 53
17. Londoner - 41
18. Ducktanian - 38
19. pi314159 - 32
20. Carlospace - 26
21. Aerond - 25
22. Zenarcher - 13

Full Total
1. mario - 376
2. rachel1990 - 359 - DP USED
3. Batty - 354 - DP USED - Via Countback
4. RAK - 354 - Via Countback
5. IceG - 352 - DP USED
6. Alextrax52 - 340
7. dr-baker - 325
8. Enforcer - 324
9. MyHamsterRacedAnOnyx - 320
10. Rob Dylan - 267 - DP USED
11. Forti - 228
12. Bleu - 223
13. Hermann95 - 203
14. noiceinmydrink - 165
15. yannicksamlad - 77
16. NickyDustyOwl - 53
17. Londoner - 41
18. Ducktanian - 38
19. pi314159 - 32
20. Carlospace - 26
21. Aerond - 25
22. Zenarcher - 13
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