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by coops
10 Oct 2010, 11:19
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Caption this!
Replies: 6189
Views: 831043

Re: Caption this!

Shizuka wrote:Image
Ralf: Norbert, can I get a seat?
Haug: Sure, take one of those white plastic ones with you on your way out

Fixed.
by coops
10 Oct 2010, 11:16
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Driver-Team Pairings You'd Like To See/Have Seen
Replies: 43
Views: 3376

Re: Driver-Team Pairings You'd Like To See/Have Seen

James Hunt in anything after his 1989 test with Williams where he was reasonably quick.
by coops
10 Oct 2010, 09:14
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: IIDOTR - Japanese Grand Prix, Suzuka
Replies: 50
Views: 4504

Re: IIDOTR - Japanese Grand Prix, Suzuka

Kobayashi

Schumacher

It was supposed to be the other way round with Schumacher first but Kobayashi barged past with impunity.
by coops
10 Oct 2010, 09:00
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Caption this!
Replies: 6189
Views: 831043

Re: Caption this!

Image
Haug "Its an honour to be in the presence of THREE German legends. Mercedes, Michael.........and Kraftwerk on my headphones"
by coops
10 Oct 2010, 08:56
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Your Reject of the Race - Japan!
Replies: 101
Views: 5758

Re: Your Reject of the Race - Japan!

The race itself was a bit dull. I miss the Suzuka rain (remember 1994?).

OK then, I'll plump for Algurswari. Has he been penalised? Im sure you're not simply allowed to drive into someone like that (unless hes your team-mate and you really feel like it, of course).
by coops
09 Oct 2010, 20:54
Forum: The Eric van de Poele Memorial Forum
Topic: Driver Pairings you would like to have seen....
Replies: 331
Views: 53879

Re: Driver Pairings you would like to have seen....

WeirdKerr wrote:I would of Liked to have seen Mansell And Alesi or SENNA and Alesi!!!

Alesi? Loved the man but he would've been career-endingly demolished by either of those two.
by coops
09 Oct 2010, 12:11
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Caption this!
Replies: 6189
Views: 831043

Re: Caption this!

Image
"Its from Kimi, he had a late night or something"
by coops
09 Oct 2010, 12:09
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Your Reject of the Race - Japan!
Replies: 101
Views: 5758

Re: Your Reject of the Race - Japan!

Mother Nature: I don't remember to have given you permission to cut lots of trees, desecate seas, throw every kind of imaginable chemical compound to the atmosphere and chase animals until their extinction. And yet I'm not sending tornadoes and earthquakes to every single city on Earth every second...
by coops
08 Oct 2010, 17:39
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: A second, third or even fourth chance?
Replies: 46
Views: 1992

Re: A second, third or even fourth chance?

Zsolt Baumgartner (yeah, I went there).

Can you imagine what this place would be like if he got a three year contract?

If not him then the mighty Montoya could still win a world championship, with or without the burgers.
by coops
04 Oct 2010, 18:47
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Rantbox
Replies: 4689
Views: 617641

Re: Rantbox

Dario Franchitti wins the Indycar title again and the BBC ignore it. Not shocking. It didn't even make the nightly sports wrap in Canada. Relevence is sorley lacking for that series. (which I personally enjoy) Actually, I finally found it later on this afternoon. It was down at the bottom with an e...
by coops
04 Oct 2010, 18:44
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Rookies To Come Into F1 in a few years time
Replies: 38
Views: 2945

Re: Rookies To Come Into F1 in a few years time

jpm wrote:Romain Grosjean

The sooner the better.
by coops
04 Oct 2010, 18:36
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Branson & Fernandez vs Blue Flags (Another slow news day)
Replies: 21
Views: 1205

Re: Branson & Fernandez vs Blue Flags (Another slow news day

ADx_Wales wrote:Audi and Peugeot had no difficulty this weekend getting past slower cars this weekend...

Thats a bit different, though. Clip an Audi and you get a dent. Clip a Red Bull and, well, ask Lewis Hamilton...
by coops
04 Oct 2010, 18:33
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Sauber signs Perez
Replies: 48
Views: 3069

Re: Sauber signs Perez

jpm wrote:Nick has been a very good driver throughout his career.

Hes not been terrible but all the stats you listed, to me, are a list of 'nearly's and 'if only's. Thats fine for a couple of seasons (if you're Adrian Sutil, for example) but after a career as long as Nicks it should have been more.
by coops
04 Oct 2010, 17:54
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Sauber signs Perez
Replies: 48
Views: 3069

Re: Sauber signs Perez

I'm a Heidfeld fan (yes, such things exist) so I'm a bit gutted for him really, don't know where he goes from here. To be fair, without taking the mickey this time, you'd have to agree that Heidfeld has had plenty of opportunity to shine in F1 and hes only ever acheived 'mediocre' really. If after ...
by coops
04 Oct 2010, 12:22
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Sato in Indycar
Replies: 165
Views: 14600

Re: Sato in Indycar

I noticed that someone on Youtube nicknamed him 'Kamikaze Sato' which, although a bit lazy, is quite funny. He'll bounce back, he's used to that at least.
by coops
04 Oct 2010, 12:19
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Predicament Predictions - 2010 Japanese Grand Prix
Replies: 50
Views: 3880

Re: Predicament Predictions - 2010 Japanese Grand Prix

Coops' predictions (BTW Im so excited as its GOING TO RAIN! Suzuka in the rain is always awesome) 2010 Japanese Grand Prix: 1. Hamilton 2. Alonso 3. Button 4. Webber 5. Vettel 6. Barrichello 7. Schumacher 8. Rosberg 9. Kubica 10. Massa Pole: Hamilton Fastest lap: Hamilton First Retirement: Yamamoto ...
by coops
04 Oct 2010, 11:56
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Branson & Fernandez vs Blue Flags (Another slow news day)
Replies: 21
Views: 1205

Re: Branson & Fernandez vs Blue Flags (Another slow news day

Two guys who know nothing about F1 want to re-write the rule book and they come up with ludicrous suggestions like these. Shocking. The fact that the blue flags are the ones their drivers see the most has nothing to do with it, Im sure. Its difficult enough to get past the rejectful cars at certain ...
by coops
04 Oct 2010, 06:28
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Your Reject of the Year!
Replies: 226
Views: 18041

Re: Your Reject of the Year!

Phoenix wrote:
LukeB wrote:I find it very hard to dislike Heidfeld. I find it very hard to form an opinion about him at all in fact...

Well, you can at least say he's reliable...

So are washing machines.
by coops
04 Oct 2010, 06:27
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Will Korea go ahead
Replies: 98
Views: 6097

Re: Will Korea go ahead

eagleash wrote:
Warren Hughes wrote:
eagleash wrote:So now, up to speed. :)

Scott Speed's going to decide whether the Korean GP goes ahead? :o
(Sorry, really lame. I wish I was as funny as Coops)

Don't wish that on yourself... :)

Oi! I heard that!
by coops
04 Oct 2010, 06:25
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Rantbox
Replies: 4689
Views: 617641

Re: Rantbox

Dario Franchitti wins the Indycar title again and the BBC ignore it.
by coops
01 Oct 2010, 15:46
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Your Reject of the Year!
Replies: 226
Views: 18041

Re: Your Reject of the Year!

Well actually... I meant Boring-Man-Heidfeld. I mean... how rejectful can it be? The most boring man in F1 history gets a drive in a team with the most boring livery... it's rejectdom written all over the place... Id forgotten about Heidfeld, which says it all. He'd be better off joining Kraftwerk....
by coops
01 Oct 2010, 15:45
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Caption this!
Replies: 6189
Views: 831043

Re: caption this!

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The Blue Man Group introduce their new manager and a radical change of image.
by coops
01 Oct 2010, 13:09
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Your Reject of the Year!
Replies: 226
Views: 18041

Re: Your Reject of the Year!

Well actually... I meant Boring-Man-Heidfeld. I mean... how rejectful can it be? The most boring man in F1 history gets a drive in a team with the most boring livery... it's rejectdom written all over the place... Id forgotten about Heidfeld, which says it all. He'd be better off joining Kraftwerk.
by coops
01 Oct 2010, 12:21
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Porsche may return to F1
Replies: 32
Views: 1801

Re: Porsche may return to F1

Discuss I like that. Thats not a suggestion its an instruction. I question why any company would want to risk entering F1 at the moment due to the (still) massive cost and high risk of disgrace. The days are gone where F1 was a showcase for the top manufacturers to show off. Being a top manufacture...
by coops
01 Oct 2010, 10:11
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Caption this!
Replies: 6189
Views: 831043

Re: Caption this!

http://cdn.wn.com/pd/e4/ea/01c55588214cfabf9aa9d7cb5d07_grande.jpg "..of course we now know that Brown Cow has an advantage having opted for the Full-Wet Hooves while White Cow is struggling for grip on the Intermediates ..." "... finally answering the question "Why now, brown c...
by coops
01 Oct 2010, 10:02
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Caption this!
Replies: 6189
Views: 831043

Re: Caption this!

Image
"..of course we now know that Brown Cow has an advantage having opted for the Full-Wet Hooves while White Cow is struggling for grip on the Intermediates ..."
by coops
01 Oct 2010, 10:01
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Your Reject of the Year!
Replies: 226
Views: 18041

Re: Your Reject of the Year!

Wizzie wrote:Was that intentional?

I think you'll find its spelt 'International'.

Anytime. ;)
by coops
01 Oct 2010, 08:18
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Raikkonen to Renault?
Replies: 81
Views: 4392

Re: Raikkonen to Renault?

If I were Eric Boullier, I wouldn't risk signing Raikkonen if that were the case (which I very much suspect it will be). Raikkonen needs to join Renault the racing team, not Renault the wace winning team. He has a history of just phoning it in when the car is not the way he'd like it. I agree 100% ...
by coops
01 Oct 2010, 07:05
Forum: The Perry McCarthy Memorial Forum
Topic: PMMF Planning Thread
Replies: 1057
Views: 331172

Re: FORCWSOGMM Thread

...in association with megadodo publications and also the supercomputer Eddie... *Ticker-tape* *Ticker-tape* Sorry, couldn't resist. I'm still surprised that I would find Hitchhiker's Guide references on an F1 forum He has form. http://www.f1rejects.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=3559&start=90
by coops
01 Oct 2010, 07:03
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Raikkonen to Renault?
Replies: 81
Views: 4392

Re: Raikkonen to Renault?

Eric Boullier has been quoted as saying they think Petrov is worth investing in. Eric Boullier is also quoted as saying he wishes to have a face to face meeting with Big Kimi to see how serious he is about returning. Id love to be a fly on the wall in that meeting... Eric - "We'd really love y...
by coops
01 Oct 2010, 07:00
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Spygate. Stepney sentenced.
Replies: 15
Views: 1157

Re: Spygate. Stepney sentenced.

ADx_Wales wrote:well he has one of those in his face aswell. there i said it.

:lol: :lol: :lol: Yeah, you went there!
by coops
01 Oct 2010, 06:59
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Your Reject of the Year!
Replies: 226
Views: 18041

Re: Your Reject of the Year!

lostpin wrote:Yet, there are certain German drivers that should be considered carefully... ;)

Timo Glock?
by coops
01 Oct 2010, 06:58
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Will Korea go ahead
Replies: 98
Views: 6097

Re: Will Korea go ahead

Will Austin go ahead? Yes it will. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/motorsp ... 049127.stm

This is one of those stories where I didnt even know Austin was in difficulty until they came out and said they werent. I never know what to believe....
by coops
30 Sep 2010, 12:01
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Caption this!
Replies: 6189
Views: 831043

Re: Caption this!

Image
Michael Schumacher: "Hmm. Now thats what I call a run-off area. Lets see Rubens get out of THIS one!. Mwah hah haaah etc"
by coops
30 Sep 2010, 11:59
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Spygate. Stepney sentenced.
Replies: 15
Views: 1157

Re: Spygate. Stepney sentenced.

f1-gast wrote:Why Stephney has to stay in the prison ?

Before you start making 'FREE THE FERRARI ONE!' placards read this

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/motorsp ... 045983.stm

To summarise hes unlikely to serve the sentence and get banged up. Which for us is slightly a shame as we could do some amusing Caption This posts im sure.
by coops
30 Sep 2010, 10:29
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Your Reject of the Year!
Replies: 226
Views: 18041

Re: Your Reject of the Year!

CarlosFerreira wrote:Serious, you English is very good.

Was that intentional?
by coops
30 Sep 2010, 08:36
Forum: The Perry McCarthy Memorial Forum
Topic: PMMF Planning Thread
Replies: 1057
Views: 331172

Re: FORCWSOGMM Thread

EWATA!!!!
(Enough With All The Acronyms!!!!) :lol:
by coops
30 Sep 2010, 08:02
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Spygate. Stepney sentenced.
Replies: 15
Views: 1157

Re: Spygate. Stepney sentenced.

He probably just rubs it hard going
"Mmmmm"
by coops
30 Sep 2010, 07:55
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Spygate. Stepney sentenced.
Replies: 15
Views: 1157

Re: Spygate. Stepney sentenced.

ADx_Wales wrote:So this case, which in honesty is still more obscure, and beyond reasonable doubt, McLaren have had to pay $100 mil...
Ferari only two months a go do something BLATANTL OBV........
.....no I'll shut up.

Dont forget the moustache-twirling villain/driver of the piece....