Grand Prix Rejects

captainhappy

I know the creator of this Minardi film must be in listenership land.?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAmnrw5lbi4

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thehemogoblin wrote:
Waris wrote:Um, Jacques Villeneuve has never actually retired...

Formula One retired Villeneuve.

Thank goodness.

It was somewhat embarrassing as a Canadian, from about Buttongate to the end.

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Here it is!!!!
http://www.kamui-kobayashi.com/

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I'm no just talking about this forum - I mean the entire internet. Everyone is doing it, and if Kobayashi fails to live up to expectations, a lot of people are going to be crushed. And then we'll all have to put up with the whinging about it, depsite my perfectly-choreographed I-told-you-so dance. ...

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watka wrote:This is brilliant! Is it your work Captain Happy?

No not mine, just sharing the humour

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DonTirri wrote:
CarlosFerreira wrote:
Phoenix wrote:
Jacques Villeneuve anyone?

Or even Damon Hill, for that matter? James Hunt?

Jenson Button?

That settles it. Two championships minimum or your a fraud!

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thehemogoblin wrote: implying that she came before the time of razors.

HA Ha Ha HAAAA. That wasn't dour or humourless!!! If totally inappropriate.

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Overlong, repetitive and unlistenable - I would be very disappointed if this wasn't the worst podcast we've ever produced! Enjoy! Cheers, Jamie. Congratulations guys, the podcast was a real Barry! Thank you for the written race review. Such profound musings on the horrible inequality that exists fo...

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Ah learned listenership,

Couldn't help but observe that in this thread we have unconsciously placed Jenson second even when making up celebrity hybrid names!!

Well done.

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This just in, USF1, in the proudest tradition of American Open Wheel Racing, signs an ARGENTINIAN PAY DRIVER!!!!!! Well Peter and Ken, that really fits the bill for your original criteria. What was it you were looking for? One American, and one experienced driver to help develop the car? m What a la...

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Video of Progress at USF1

Day 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJTynvakZok
Day 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwcZR86pK3Y
Day 3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMh3qu5GtZA
Day 4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QB6eJluXEbs

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A string of double digit off of pole qualifying times!!!! Cool . . .. eh?

1. Alan Berg
2. Alan Berg
3. Alan Berg
4. Alan Berg

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/motorsport/formula_one/8261004.stm "Formula 1 is not a car race, its Gladitorial" - Eddie Ervine Listen to Eddie's interview on the above link. I say conniving risk vs reward decisions are not crimes against humanity. The FIA should leave the risk part of t...

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casabonka wrote:
oh, and is it normal to have to cover my face with my newspaper when listening on the train to hide my constant laughter?

I have often looked very disturbed as I laugh while doing my gardening. My "Reject of the Year" t shirt completes the image for passers by!

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I AM STARTING A NEW CAMPAIGN!!!!!!!!

To find an Australian named "Chad Hurley", and have him join the F1Rejects Facebook group! If you'd like to help me out, send him a message thru the facebook search.

Thanks all,
Nick Kowalko,
Canada

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Rejoice all rejects, Luca belongs with us forever. After a couple of friggin BARRIES!

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For the podium, I'd like to nominate everyone and/or entity who gave up on KERS after a half sack of races. It is destined to become a dominant technology by the end of this year. Given the same regulations next year, Mclaren would be untouchable. The refuelling ban could make it a serious trump card.

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Ben Gilbert wrote:The Valencia Street Circuit

It may be a race promoter's dream, but it's a fan's nightmare. Boring, underused, almost entirely pointless and incapable of producing any action.

Here Here!

Two years devoid of any racing on track. uhg

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I hope you do not have a certain F1 Reject in mind... Oh, no no NO. I just think it would fit in great to the North American Vernacular! Thanks Jamie! Although, I wonder if I will hear "barry" on the next podcast to describe a certain race weekend . . . . . . no one in particular of cours...

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Badoer confirmed for Spa. Apparently Ferrari cares nothing for constructor's championship points!

Go Luca!!!!

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I would be much obliged if some one could remind me, what is the Austrailian antonym for "Bobby Dazzler".

I haven't the time to review podcasts back to '05 to find it (although what better use could someone possibly have for their time????)

Thanks,
Nick Kowalko

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Hey, is that you Juan Pablo?????

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damn you all! I was determined to miss the whole twitter thing (cause the name is so stupid). look what you've gone and done now, i'm clicking on twitter! AHHHRrrg

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I love the history between the lines, Ferrari and Kimi pushing michael out to pasture. I remember the symbolism in that last race (Brazil) when MS pulled off the move on Kimi's Mclaren. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNLKb4r091w That was a smack down that spoke volumes about how michael really felt ...

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Montreal!!!!!

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The best part of Michael's return, is outlined below. It would make a good poll on the website as to who will win this intra team battle. Nice that Peter Windsor can write something that doesn't make me gag. WINDSOR: Ravenous Schu Returns Written by: Peter Windsor 07/31/2009 London (GBR) I agree wit...

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Sooooooo Long.

I agree, the press release was a disgusting whinge, Mr. Team Player.

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That was soooo worth it to see Eddie Jordan at the end.

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why yes he is, if only due to Christian Klein's RED BULL cash

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http://assets.speedtv.com/images/article_assets/101/1018576/1018576_article_img_large2.jpg Read the article here as the spirit of Minardi (however tangentially) wins again, this time in america. . . . . http://auto-racing.speedtv.com/article/miller-coynes-long-strange-journey/ http://assets.speedtv...

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No formula can be right until Piquet's hit the top of the charts. Deadbeats away!!!!!

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Gents,

You have outdone even your own sublime talents. A ten minute mock funeral! ! ! ! ! Comedic Genius.

Keep the hits coming,

N.K.
Canada

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"If there is no new series, I will not join the new Formula 1 as I have said, with the small teams. "It is not F1, not the category we have loved for the last 60 years. "There are other categories, and hopefully I'll find an attractive one outside of F1, or outside Europe. I will kee...

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"God Bless America"
or
"I'm jealous"
or
"Oh dear God"

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This is the single greatest thread ever seen on the F1rejects forum. Thank you all for bringing a spot light to the meaning of rejectdom.

Nick Kowalko,
Canada

captainhappy

Fine read, my maple syrup aficionado. If I could just unload this GM stock, I'd be there to purchase your latest in website merchandise!

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I think USGP will patriotically drive at the back of the grid with whatever home grown talent they can get past the 110% rule in qually. I thought JV's comments indicating that he was "practically" american were particularly funny! This will not be another force india "with no indians...

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There's not been a death in motorsports (that I follow) since I've been a fan. However there is a dark corner of my conscience that knows one day my "entertainment" will be the end of a chap. How will I deal with that day? I suppose we fans are absolved, as the drivers are doing what they ...

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Reverie Planetarian wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CypPQu5tsVQ
Mourn your V10 all you want...my heart always beats for the V12.

Sick! I am waiting for someone to stand up and tell me that our present V8 formula stirs anything in the soul. I doubt it.

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Just shedding a tear, as I listen this HondaF1 Demo at Motegi. I am a "crack head" type junkie for the sound of those V10 machines. My spine is wired for that scream! Damn the Fia for taking them away

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBxw4whvBiA&feature=related

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