the BIG NEWS for the Italian GP

AutoRacer5 · Post by **AutoRacer5** » 13 Sep 2009, 02:58

Lewis Hamilton breaks up with his girlfriend, Nicole Scherzinger

http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/200 ... -21668750/

He's going to win to spite her, right?

Paul Hayes · Post by **Paul Hayes** » 13 Sep 2009, 03:57

I for one am personally devastated.

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 13 Sep 2009, 06:29

No bouncing bouncers. shite.

Captain Hammer · Post by **Captain Hammer** » 13 Sep 2009, 07:39

Pussycat Dolls (feat. Lewis Hamilton) - Don't Cha

I know you want to pass me, I know you do
Thats why whenever I'm in front
You're all over me.
I know you want it, it's easy to see
And in the back of your mind
You know you should be on the top step instead of me

Don't cha wish your car had KERS like mine?
Don't cha wish your car was on pole like mine?
Don't cha? Don't cha?
Don't cha wish your car had KERS like mine?
Don't cha wish your car was on pole like mine?
Don't cha? Don't cha?

Fight the oversteer, leave me alone
Cause if it ain't KERS
It just ain't enough to get by mine.
Lets keep it friendly, you have to play fair
See I know you haven't got
That extra horsepower.

Don't cha wish your car had KERS like mine?
Don't cha wish your car was on pole like mine?
Don't cha? Don't cha?
Don't cha wish your car had KERS like mine?
Don't cha wish your car was on pole like mine?
Don't cha? Don't cha?

I know I'm on your race line
I know we'd have a good time
I'm your friend, I'm fun and I'm first
I ain't lying; look at me shine
You ain't blind;
I know my lap time is on your mind

I know I'm on your race line
I know we'd have a good time
I'm your friend, I'm fun and I'm first
I ain't lying; lLook at me shine
You ain't blind; I know my lap time is on your mind
So I understand

I probably be just as crazy as you
If you were the one with KERS
Maybe next season, possibly
Until then no downforce possibly
Is a drag for me

Don't cha wish your car had KERS like mine?
Don't cha wish your car was on pole like mine?
Don't cha? Don't cha?
Don't cha wish your car had KERS like mine?
Don't cha wish your car was on pole like mine?
Don't cha? Don't cha?

fjackdaw · Post by **fjackdaw** » 13 Sep 2009, 09:26

Lewis has suddenly, by association, become 75% less annoying.

It makes sense, though. 31-year-old women want very different things than most 24-year-old men. What was she thinking?

Debaser · Post by **Debaser** » 13 Sep 2009, 09:56

I never have to see her stupid mug while watching F1 again-bliss. Maybe I'll like the guy now...

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 13 Sep 2009, 10:04

Huzzahs are in order.

Now hopefully he'll break up with his Dad as well.

Salamander · Post by **Salamander** » 13 Sep 2009, 10:10

shinji wrote:Huzzahs are in order.

Now hopefully he'll break up with his Dad as well.

Hear, hear.

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 13 Sep 2009, 10:11

The reason for watching Formula One are now over. Really sad; next time Lewis makes a move, we'll see his dad or Martin Whitmarsh, and I cannot see any improvement coming from that fact.

DonTirri · Post by **DonTirri** » 13 Sep 2009, 10:27

/care

RejectSteve · Post by **RejectSteve** » 13 Sep 2009, 10:35

BlindCaveSalamander wrote:
shinji wrote:Huzzahs are in order.

Now hopefully he'll break up with his Dad as well.

Hear, hear.

Huzzah!

Nin13 · Post by **Nin13** » 13 Sep 2009, 11:04

thehemogoblin wrote:No bouncing bouncers. shite.

lostpin · Post by **lostpin** » 13 Sep 2009, 11:06

Oh crap. What am I going to laugh at now? :mrgreen:

lostpin · Post by **lostpin** » 13 Sep 2009, 11:12

P.S. Well, I guess Hamilton's good times in F1 are getting behind him. Everyone seems to break away with him... even his own hair. :lol:

Henrique · Post by **Henrique** » 13 Sep 2009, 11:39

This is good news. But the question now is: who's next?

Many Blue Flags · Post by **Many Blue Flags** » 13 Sep 2009, 14:06

Henrique wrote:This is good news. But the question now is: who's next?

muttley · Post by **muttley** » 13 Sep 2009, 14:07

Lewis was pushing to impress Nicole and win her back. That's why he crashed

Waris · Post by **Waris** » 13 Sep 2009, 14:36

muttley wrote:Lewis was pushing to impress Nicole and win her back. That's why he crashed

Awwww...
By the way, is she really 31? She looks good for her age, then.

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 13 Sep 2009, 14:39

Many Blue Flags wrote:
Henrique wrote:This is good news. But the question now is: who's next?

I saw that one coming. It's obvious, isn't it? :lol:

WeirdKerr · Post by **WeirdKerr** » 13 Sep 2009, 19:00

Will Sutil now sign for Mclaren?

LionZoo · Post by **LionZoo** » 13 Sep 2009, 19:03

BlindCaveSalamander wrote:
shinji wrote:Huzzahs are in order.

Now hopefully he'll break up with his Dad as well.

Hear, hear.

Has he already broken up with Ron?

tristan1117 · Post by **tristan1117** » 13 Sep 2009, 21:26

I think its quite obvious why Hamilton crashed. Without Nicole Shirtsinger, Scherzinger, bouncing up and down, the balance on the Mclaren was disrupted.

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 13 Sep 2009, 23:02

tristan1117 wrote:I think its quite obvious why Hamilton crashed. Without Nicole Shirtsinger, Scherzinger, bouncing up and down, the balance on the Mclaren was disrupted.

Are you saying that the McLaren relies on a Tuned-Ass Damper?

muttley · Post by **muttley** » 14 Sep 2009, 00:05

thehemogoblin wrote:
tristan1117 wrote:I think its quite obvious why Hamilton crashed. Without Nicole Shirtsinger, Scherzinger, bouncing up and down, the balance on the Mclaren was disrupted.

Are you saying that the McLaren relies on a Tuned-Ass Damper?

No, an Out-of-Tune Damper :lol:

Life w12 · Post by **Life w12** » 14 Sep 2009, 05:08

fjackdaw wrote:
It makes sense, though. 31-year-old women want very different things than most 24-year-old men. What was she thinking?

Um, I don't know
maybe something along the lines of

Gary Shavit · Post by **Gary Shavit** » 14 Sep 2009, 06:24

Lewis Hamilton dumps Pussycat Dolls Nicole Scherzinger
http://presspuppy.com/lewis-hamilton-dumps-pussycat-dolls-nicole-scherzinger/1509
Now, if Lewis would leave his pain-in-the-ass dad at home, I wouldn't mind the TV shots of the McLaren garage.

Many Blue Flags · Post by **Many Blue Flags** » 14 Sep 2009, 06:38

Life w12 wrote:
fjackdaw wrote:
It makes sense, though. 31-year-old women want very different things than most 24-year-old men. What was she thinking?

Um, I don't know
maybe something along the lines of

Multiplied by a lot.

Seriously though, aside from the slash-fiction jokes, I think lewis made a very good decision. He's much younger than her, she wanted to get married and have kids, he wanted to keep driving for McLaren and only saw her three times a year or something. He was honest and careful when dumping her, and hasn't cheated on her to the best of our knowledge. So why is she boycotting him and Singapore rather than just remaining friends with him?

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 14 Sep 2009, 07:15

Many Blue Flags wrote:
Life w12 wrote:
fjackdaw wrote:
It makes sense, though. 31-year-old women want very different things than most 24-year-old men. What was she thinking?

Um, I don't know
maybe something along the lines of

Multiplied by a lot.

Seriously though, aside from the slash-fiction jokes, I think lewis made a very good decision. He's much younger than her, she wanted to get married and have kids, he wanted to keep driving for McLaren and only saw her three times a year or something. He was honest and careful when dumping her, and hasn't cheated on her to the best of our knowledge. So why is she boycotting him and Singapore rather than just remaining friends with him?

Because the sex had to have been fantastic.

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 14 Sep 2009, 08:07

There's already a thread about this in the Paul Stoddard Memorial Forum entitled "The BIG NEWS from Monza." :oops:

Captain Hammer · Post by **Captain Hammer** » 14 Sep 2009, 10:50

Life w12 wrote:Um, I don't know
maybe something along the lines of

Makes sense. The Pussycat Dolls might be big, but Nicole Shirtsinger (I refuse to spell her name on general principles) isn't exactly rolling in it.

The reason is that they're not like any other band (I use the term "band" in the loosest possible sense, as you're about to find out). They were created by a woman name Robin Antin who employs them on a contractual basis. The members of the band don't actually see a dime from the royalties; those gets paid to Antin, who then re-distributes them as wages and keeps the rest. That way, she retains complete creative control over the group. The members are her employees, performing the tasks she sets them and if anybody complains about it - they started out as a burlesque troupe and someof the their dancing is really quite sexual - she can fire them for breaking contract.

RejectSteve · Post by **RejectSteve** » 14 Sep 2009, 18:13

Many Blue Flags wrote:Seriously though, aside from the slash-fiction jokes, I think lewis made a very good decision. He's much younger than her, she wanted to get married and have kids, he wanted to keep driving for McLaren and only saw her three times a year or something.

That's odd. We saw her at least three times during each grand prix broadcast.

thalion · Post by **thalion** » 14 Sep 2009, 19:02

This would be great news if it actually meant that the world feed would replace all of its shots of Scherzinger overreacting with actual on-track action. Unfortunately, I think it just means more camera time for dear old dad.

fjackdaw · Post by **fjackdaw** » 14 Sep 2009, 19:51

Many Blue Flags wrote:So why is she boycotting him and Singapore rather than just remaining friends with him?

To give a serious answer in a less than serious thread, he may have broken her heart. Do you keep hanging around with your exes all the time after they dump you?

Or, more cynically, maybe she's just not interested without the promise of cash. But I'm not cynical enough to imagine that's the truth!

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 14 Sep 2009, 21:31

fjackdaw wrote:Do you keep hanging around with your exes all the time after they dump you?

Yes, because I don't have a choice. Arsehole Teachers + Seating Plans = Fail.
But in the real world, you have a point.

LionZoo · Post by **LionZoo** » 15 Sep 2009, 01:19

kostas22 wrote:
fjackdaw wrote:Do you keep hanging around with your exes all the time after they dump you?

Yes, because I don't have a choice. Arsehole Teachers + Seating Plans = Fail.
But in the real world, you have a point.

Wait, Professor Bernie put Lewis' seat next to Nicole's? That bastard!

Many Blue Flags · Post by **Many Blue Flags** » 15 Sep 2009, 08:13

thehemogoblin wrote:Because the sex had to have been fantastic.

Enough for him to say that his Canada victory was 'better than sex'?

fjackdaw wrote:To give a serious answer in a less than serious thread, he may have broken her heart.

That's a serious answer? As if they actually loved each other in the first place.

AutoRacer5 · Post by **AutoRacer5** » 26 Sep 2009, 14:29

Sorry for the late bump, but thanks guys for using this as the "big news". Glad this made the show.

eytl · Post by **eytl** » 26 Sep 2009, 15:24

Apparently they have shown up in Singapore this weekend together.

This means:
(1) the break-up report was wrong to begin with
(2) they are merely keeping up appearances, or
(3) they have listened to the F1 Rejects podcast, seen the light, and reconciled.

Take your pick!

watka · Post by **watka** » 26 Sep 2009, 16:39

I saw that as well Enoch, I suspect that they've both had a word with their agents and decided to give it another go.

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 26 Sep 2009, 16:52

eytl wrote:Apparently they have shown up in Singapore this weekend together.

This means:
(1) the break-up report was wrong to begin with
(2) they are merely keeping up appearances, or
(3) they have listened to the F1 Rejects podcast, seen the light, and reconciled.

Take your pick!

Clearly point number 3. There's a reason to watch F1 again!