F1 Rejects Forum Ratings - R18 Abu Dhabi

[QuickYoda41]

1-10 scale, please keep the order below - you can also rate teams, if you want

Vettel
Webber

Button
Hamilton

Alonso
Massa

Schumacher
Rosberg

Raikkonen
Grosjean

Di Resta
Hulkenberg

Kobayashi
Perez

Ricciardo
Vergne

Maldonado
Senna

Kovalainen
Petrov

De la Rosa
Karthikeyan

Glock
Pic

[Ataxia]

Vettel - 10 - Drove more or less a flawless race. Of course, it required a lot of luck, but 3rd from the pitlane is no mean feat.
Webber - 3 - By his own admission, he should have taken a back seat a bit. Too keen to pass the Di Resta-Perez-Grosjean trio.

Button - 7 - Didn't have the pace all weekend, so 4th is quite a good result.
Hamilton - 10 - Had it in the bag until the car crawled to a halt.

Alonso - 9 - Pushed Raikkonen every last inch. A useful race for him.
Massa - 6 - Was doing ok, until his spin. However, that spin probably saved him from the scrap that caught Webber out.

Schumacher - 5 - Did nothing of note at all.
Rosberg - 4 - Didn't really have a chance.

Raikkonen - 10 - Exceptional drive to win from 4th on the grid. About bloody time
Grosjean - 6 - Had recovered quite well until Perez swept across him and took him out.

Di Resta - 4 - He managed some points, an ok result considering he was last at one point. A factor in his team-mate's retirement and other incidents, though.
Hulkenberg - N/A - Out at Turn 1, so I cannot pass comment.

Kobayashi - 8 - Calm, clean and managed a good haul of points. Perhaps needed a bit more pace if he was to challenge Maldonado.
Perez - 3 - Wasn't particularly good, was he?

Ricciardo - 6 - Got a point, yes, but wasn't a fan of using his mirrors.
Vergne - 5 - I don't really know...

Maldonado - 8 - A very good race from Maldonado.
Senna - 7 - Quite a good race from Senna, too. Kept Massa honest towards the end.

Kovalainen - 6 - Kept his nose clean, but couldn't get that elusive 12th.
Petrov - 4 - Poor qualifying, did nothing notable in the race.

De la Rosa - 5 - He finished on the lead lap. That's a bonus, I guess.
Karthikeyan - 4 - Caught Rosberg rather unaware.

Glock - 6 - A good drive considering he had some form of wing failure (according to Ted Kravitz).
Pic - 6 - Beat Petrov and Glock in qualifying, and was doing ok until an engine failure.

[Meatwad]

Vettel 10
Webber 4

Button 8
Hamilton 9

Alonso 9
Massa 8

Schumacher 6
Rosberg 2

Räikkönen 10
Grosjean 5

Di Resta 8
Hülkenberg 4

Kobayashi 9
Pérez 4

Ricciardo 9
Vergne 8

Maldonado 10
Senna 9

Kovalainen 9
Petrov 6

De la Rosa 8
Karthikeyan 7

Glock 7
Pic 8

[tommykl]

Vettel - 8 Seriously, everyone is saying that was a true champion's drive, showing he can overtake, when the only people I saw him pass were the new teams, Grosjean and Button. He got extremely lucky with his strategy and the attrition, but he still had to make it work, so a good race anyway.
Webber - 6 Bad start, good early race pace, useless at overtaking, innocent victim of a crash. Put it all together, bog average rating.

Button - 8 Nice pace, fifth place isn't that bad, is it?
Hamilton - 9 Unlucky. Loses a single point for that small mistake on lap 1 that nearly cost him the lead.

Alonso - 9 Brilliant and flawless drive, he just needs to work on his qualifying if he wants to win the title.
Massa - 7 Good job.

Schumacher - 5 Meh.
Rosberg - 3 Yes, Nico, HRTs have a tendancy to have to brake sooner...

Raikkonen - 10 Helped by Hamilton's retirement, but held it together despite all the safety cars, flawless victory.
Grosjean - 5 I can't tell if he was at fault for any of his incidents.

Di Resta - 3 Seriously?
Hulkenberg - NA

Kobayashi - 7 Did a nice clean job for solid points.
Perez - 3 Are you kidding me? Again?

Ricciardo - 5 Meh.
Vergne - 5 Meh.

Maldonado - 8 Kept out of harm's way, good pace.
Senna - 5 Anonymous after the start, which wasn't his fault.

Kovalainen - 7 Again, threatening the lower midfield.
Petrov - 6 Kept up with Kovalainen for a bit.

De la Rosa - 6 On the lead lap.
Karthikeyan - 5 Not at fault for his crash, otherwise nothing to talk about.

Glock - 5 Meh.
Pic - 5 Meh.

[Dj_bereta]

Vettel - 10: Amazing recovery from an almost lost race.
Webber - 1: Bad Start + 3 crashes (the last isn't your fault). Sorry Mark, but just go home!

Button - 4: He had the car, but didn't overtake Alonso. He could be the winner of this race.
Hamilton - 8: Nice race until the car broken down.

Alonso - 8: Very good race, but your pace was inconsistent in some moments of the race, however.
Massa - 7: Ok race, considering he haven't the same upgrades that Alonso's car has.

Schumacher - 1: Just retires! Lost to a Toro Rosso Again!
Rosberg - 2: Crashed 2 times (the last isn't your fault).

Raikkonen - 10: Just an amazing win with a car that wasn't quicker than Red Bull, Mclaren and even Alonso's Ferrari was.
Grosjean - 5: None of your crashes are your fault. He was unlucky.

Di Resta - 3: Ok, he got some points, but...
Hulkenberg - 1: Crashed with your teamate and Senna. 100% his fault.

Kobayashi - 7: Survived in a carnage race. Your pace wasn't that good, but 6th place is very fine.
Perez - 1: Needs to stop crashing. He was crashing since Japan.

Ricciardo - 9: Got a very deserved point, holding Schumacher again.
Vergne - 7: He did well.

Maldonado - 10: Williams clearly didn't had the pace to compete with Mclaren, Red Bull, Ferrari and Lotus. But he got a imprevisive 5th place.
Senna - 10: Amazing recovery.

Kovalainen - 8: Good race, but safety car hurted your chances of some points.
Petrov - 4: Finished behind Glock and only 7 seconds in front of Delarosa.

De la Rosa - 9: Very good race for him. Only 7 seconds behind of a caterham.
Karthikeyan - 5: The crash wasn't your fault.

Glock 9: Finished ahead of a Caterham and Perez!
Pic 5: I don't see him in the race.

[James1978]

Vettel 8 - how lucky? And the people he overtook were on older/harder tyres most of the time unless they were from the three tail-end teams.
Webber 2 - HOW many incidents? And learn how to start.

Button 8 - good and clean in battles but shame the slower McLaren driver had the reliable car.
Hamilton 10 - maybe being off to Merc is a blessing in disguise if he keeps breaking down when dominating the race.

Alonso 9 - could have won with qualifying better
Massa 6 - was steamrollered by Webber but without him, Red Bull would have been constructors champions.

Schumacher 7 - shame about the puncture, he could have got points otherwise
Rosberg 7 - can't really blame him for the collison with Karthikeyan

Raikkonen 10 - wish I could give him bonus points for funny radio messages
Grosjean 7 - was recovering well until Perez ambushed him

Di Resta 6 - messy but points
Hulkenberg 6 - can't say much really but outqualified his teammate at least

Kobayashi 9 - hardly noticed him but kept his head while others lost theirs
Perez 3 - McLaren, wave goodbye to another constructors championship......

Ricciardo 8 - points again, thought him forcing The Finger off under the safety car was quite funny
Vergne 5 - the fall guy again?

Maldonado 9 - collision with Webber not his fault and well survived
Senna 8 - if only he could quality better

Kovalaianen 7
Petrov 5

Glock 6
Pic 5

De la Rosa 4
Karthikeyan 3

[Pamphlet]

Sebastian Vettel
Q: 7 | R: 11 | Average: 9 | F1R: 10
Cue the 'lucky' comments. Best Driver

Mark Webber
Q: 9 | R: 0 | Average: 4.5->5 | F1R: 1
What the hell were you thinking? Worst Driver

Jenson Button
Q: 6 | R: 5 | Average: 5.5 -> 6 | F1R: 5
Terrible weekend for him, considering how much better Lewis was prior to the retirement. Hell, not just in the race.

Lewis Hamilton
Q: 10 | R: 10 | Average: 10 | F1R: 10
Heartbreaking.

Fernando Alonso
Q: 7 | R: 9 | Average: 8 | F1R: 9
Cue the 'but the F2012 is terrible!' / 'Alonso@Valencia was better!' comments.

Felipe Massa
Q: 6 | R: 6 | Average: 6 | F1R: 6
Poor, though Webber's nonsensical move certainly didn't help him.

Michael Schumacher
Q: 5 | R: 6 | Average: 5.5->6 | F1R: 6
Nowhere. That Merc is just appalling.

Nico Rosberg
Q: 8 | R: 5 | Average: 6.5->7 | F1R: 6
Crash wasn't anybody's fault, as Narain suffered a hydraulics failure, but he's to blame for ruining Grosjean's race.

Kimi Raikkonen
Q: 9 | R: 10 | Average: 9.5->10 | F1R: 10
The sheer fact that he was able to gain on Alonso in the penultimate lap is incredible. Phenomenal drive.

Romain Grosjean
Q: 6 | R: 8 | Average: 7 | F1R: 8
Poor guy. Had pace. Great defense against Vettel, even if it was a tad too aggressive.

Paul di Resta
Q: 6 | R: 6 | Average: 6 | F1R: 6
...yeah.

Nico Hulkenberg
Q: 7 | R: 3 | Average: 5 | F1R: 5
Nico, damn it, that's not how you prove to the world that you are better than Perez.

Kamui Kobayashi
Q: 5 | R: 7 | Average: 6 | F1R: 6
Stayed out of trouble, but lacked pace.

Sergio Perez
Q: 7 | R: 1 | Average: 4 | F1R: 2
Idiot.

Daniel Ricciardo
Q: 7 | R: 6 | Average: 6.5->7 | F1R: 6
Helmut Marko won't like that. Did well to hold off Schumacher once more though.

Jean-Eric Vergne
Q: 6 | R: 6 | Average: 6 | F1R: 6
Invisible.

Pastor Maldonado
Q: 10 | R: 9 | Average: 9.5->10 | F1R: 9
Fought to the very end. For once, he didn't get penalized.

Bruno Senna
Q: 5 | R: 8 | Average: 6.5->7 | F1R: 7
Decent race pace, but a too aggressive.

Heikki Kovalainen
Q: 8 | R: 8 | Average: 8 | F1R: 8
His weekend.

Vitaly Petrov
Q: 4 | R: 4 | Average: 4 | F1R: 4
Not his weekend.

Pedro de la Rosa
Q: 8 | R: 7 | Average: 7.5->8 | F1R: 7
Made the most of it.

Narain Karthikeyan
Q: 6 | R: 6 | Average: 6 | F1R: 6
Was unfortunate.

Timo Glock
Q: 6 | R: 8 | Average: 7 | F1R: 7
Did well to hold off Perez at the end. Not much else he could've done except maybe qualify better.

Charles Pic
Q: 9 | R: 6 | Average: 7.5->8 | F1R: 7
Very good in qualifying. I have no clue what took him out in the race, but he was being beaten by Glock.

[Dan B]

Vettel: 9: Excellent race to the top, even if he was helped out a little bit with the incidents throughout the course of the race.
Webber: 2: More and more of a liability at the start of each race, plus terrible overtaking maneuvers, and taken out of the race rather stupidly.
Red Bull: 4: Vettel might've been 2nd or even 1st this race if it weren't for the fuel debacle. Also, points taken off for Webber's dodgy driving.

Button: 7: Solid drive but keeping Vettel behind him would've been optimistic.
Hamilton: 8: Would've been the runaway winner if it weren't for mechanical gremlins again.
McLaren: 6: Good pace, but they need to sort out the mechanical issues; it cost them their WCC bid now.

Alonso: 9: Had the pace, and the championship is now incredibly close. Surprising this is still the same shoebox Ferrari that we saw in the beginning of the year.
Massa: 7: Even with that awkward spin, that was a strong race.
Ferrari: 7: They need to eke out more pace if they really want to challenge Red Bull. That said, there are only 2 races left, so who knows what will happen.

Schumacher: 6: Anonymous, but that might be a good thing.
Rosberg: 4: The incident with Karthikeyan wasn't his fault (nor was it Karthikeyan's) but he should've been higher.
Mercedes: 5: Unimpressive.

Raikkonen: 10: About freaking time, though he was helped by Hamilton's retirement.
Grosjean: 7: Was doing well until he was taken out by Perez.
Lotus: 8: The Lotus is now a proven race winner instead of a car that could win a race. Shame about Grosjean however...

Di Resta: 6: Netted some points for Force India, and lucky to come out unscathed with the incident with Perez.
Hulkenberg: 3: Clumsy.
Force India: 6: Looking like 2010 all over again; one driver does well and the other one is nowhere. They have the pace, but they need the consistency.

Kobayashi: 7: Got some much needed points after 2 very poor races; this is definitely helping his cause with Sauber. Now, let's see if he can carry on that momentum.
Perez: 1: Oh for crying out loud...
Sauber: 5: Strong showing but would've been stronger if Perez didn't overdrive again.

Ricciardo: 6: Gets a point for making sure Vettel is awake.
Vergne: 5: Anonymous.
Toro Rosso: 5: I'm slightly bored by Toro Rosso.

Maldonado: 8: Williams should've pulled him in sooner so they could change his tires. That said, that was a much needed strong race for him.
Senna: 7: Helping his case for a seat against Bottas.
Williams: 7: I don't know why they did not pull Maldonado in for new tires, but with that said, they had a very strong showing.

Kovalainen: 6: Ran as high as 12th, but didn't stay there.
Petrov: 3: Who?
Caterham: 5: Running as high as 12th is good but they need to stay there and challenge for points.

De la Rosa: 7: Finished on the lead lap after having a tire warmer left on by accident and then later driving through the debris field caused by the shunt between Karthikeyan and Rosberg.
Karthikeyan: 5: Accident not his fault, and he was ahead of De La Rosa before that. Looked like his engine let go or something though.
HRT: 6: Slowly but surely they are getting there.

Glock: 6: Well if he did have a wing failure, good job for him.
Pic: 7: Despite the engine failure he did a good job.

[Ed24]

Vettel - 9
Webber - 3

Button - 7
Hamilton - 10

Alonso - 9
Massa - 7

Schumacher - 5
Rosberg - 5

Raikkonen - 10
Grosjean - 4

Di Resta - 6
Hulkenberg - 4

Kobayashi - 8
Perez - 3

Ricciardo - 6
Vergne - 5

Maldonado - 8
Senna - 7

Kovalainen - 6
Petrov - 6

De la Rosa - 6
Karthikeyan - 5

Glock - 7
Pic - 7

[Gerudo Dragon]

Vettel - 7
Webber - 5

Button - 7
Hamilton - 8

Alonso - 9
Massa - 7

Schumacher - 4
Rosberg - 2

Raikkonen - 10
Grosjean - 5

Di Resta - 6
Hulkenberg - 1

Kobayashi - 8
Perez - 2

Ricciardo - 8
Vergne - 5

Maldonado - 8
Senna - 6

Kovalainen - 8
Petrov - 5

De la Rosa - 6
Karthikeyan - 6

Glock - 5
Pic - 5

[Londoner]

Vettel - 9 - Fantastic recovery drive
Webber - 0 -

Button - 8 - Kept it going, was unlucky to miss out on a podium
Hamilton - 10 - I actually felt sorry for the guy when he retired.

Alonso - 9 - Pushing all the way to the end.
Massa - 7 - I suspect he may have finished on the podium had Webber not misplaced his brain when trying to overtake...

Rosberg - 3 - Crashed into Grosjean, then crashed into Karthikeyan. All in all, a day to forget for Britney
Schumacher - 4 - Why did he pit for?

Raikkonen - 10 - Steller performance all round.
Grosjean - 6 - Poor, poor guy, because you just know the media are gonna kick the shite out of him tomorrow.

Di Resta - 4 - All over the shop, I'm surprised he managed to score.
Hulkenberg - 3 - The race doesn't finish at the first corner...

Kobayashi - 8 - He needed a good race, and he got it.
Perez - 0 - What the bathplug was that Sergio?

Ricciardo - 8 - Points again.
Vergne - 5 - He was in this race?

Maldonado - 9 - Great drive from him. Now, make this a habit Pastor.
Senna - 8 - Good recovery to the points.

Kovalainen - 6 - 12th at one stage
Petrov - 4 - Meh.

De La Rosa - 8 - Despite the "best" efforts of his team, somehow managed to finish on the lead lap.
Karthikeyan - 5 - Must have been the car this time.

Glock - 6 - Finished
Pic - 6 - Didn't finish, but brownie points for another great qualifying performance.

[Cynon]

Vettel 9 - He got two perfectly-timed safety cars, but he had some really sloppy moments as well such as that silly incident with Riccardo and his pointless bitching. Despite that, the man can drive a F1 car pretty well. All you need to know about how good he is ... well, look at Webber.
Webber 0 - GET OUT OF FORMULA 1

Button 5 - Didn't appear to care.
Hamilton 7 - This is one of his better tracks...

Alonso 10 - You can tell the Ferrari is more difficult to drive than the Red Bull is, and that Alonso is doing qualifying laps in the race.
Massa 6 -

Schumacher 4 - Was he even there?
Rosberg 5 - Lowering the nose really worked out well, didn't it, FIA? <_<

Räikkönen 8 - To be quite honest, he should have won a long time ago.
Grosjean 6 - No love for GRJN.

Di Resta 6 - Waiting for inevitable bragging...
Hülkenberg 0 - From hero to zero.

Kobayashi 7 - Finally capitalized on his chances, but was no match for Maldolan.
Pérez 1 - That was a STUPID crash.

Ricciardo 6 - I still don't think he's anything other than another Wibbah.
Vergne 4 - The Fall Guy again.

Maldolan 9 - coem at me bor
Senna 7 - Lesson of the week? Don't qualify like crap.

Kovalainen 5 - 13th was the best he could have done.
Petrov 5 - I hope he gets the Force India drive. He probably won't, but he needs to be in a more competitive car. :\

De la Rosa 3 - Didn't notice him at all. Then again his pit crew couldn't take a tire warmer off...
Karthikeyan 3 - Lucky he still has his head, seriously.

Glock 4 - Just leave.
Pic 5 - Doing a good job before he retired.

[Priceless]

Red Bull Renault - 6/10
1 Sebastian Vettel - What a performance. Started last, clawed back some positions, a broken front wing demoted him to last once again and he managed to get a podium. 10/10.
2 Mark Webber - Messy drive. Two forceful moves, one on Maldonado and another on Massa, then got taken out by a similar forceful move gone wrong, by Pérez. 3/10.

McLaren Mercedes - 8/10
3 Jenson Button - Did very well in holding back a much faster Vettel in the final few laps. 8/10.
4 Lewis Hamilton - Dominated the whole weekend, and was apparently going to cruise to an easy win when the car failed. 9/10.

Scuderia Ferrari - 8/10
5 Fernando Alonso - Quoting himself, he "gave it 120%" this weekend. Awesome performance, taking that car into places it doesn't belong, with a string of fastest laps to boot. 10/10.
6 Felipe Massa - Was performing OK today. Spun to avoid crashing into Webber after he forced a pass and cut across him. 6/10.

Mercedes AMG - 5/10
7 Michael Schumacher - Repeated qualifying woes apart, had a decent race performance. The car is off the pace though. 5/10.
8 Nico Rosberg - The huge crash onto Karthikeyan was not his fault. 5/10.

Lotus Renault - 9/10
9 Kimi Räikkönen - It finally came good for Lotus. Impeccable performance. 10/10.
10 Romain Grosjean - Didn't crash on the 1st lap... but was taken out following Pérez's mistake. Was running OK before that. 6/10.

Force India Mercedes - 6/10
11 Paul di Resta - Recovered well from the multi-car mayhem caused by Pérez's forceful move on him, finishing in the points. 6/10.
12 Nico Hulkenberg - Taken out in the first lap. 5/10.

Sauber Ferrari - 6/10
14 Kamui Kobayashi - A quiet race, but a solid points finish. 7/10.
15 Sergio Perez - Was running very well, but attempting a double pass around the outside at that point of the circuit was pretty reckless. Paid the price for it with a 10-second stop/go penalty. 2/10.

Toro Rosso Ferrari - 4/10
16 Daniel Ricciardo - Took the final point. 6/10.
17 Jean-Eric Vergne - Was up with Ricciardo mid-race, but fell behind and got passed by Schumacher later on. 4/10.

Williams Renault - 8/10
18 Pastor Maldonado - A very nice weekend overall. Took a good 5th, as there was ultimately nothing he could do against the faster cars behind. 8/10.
19 Bruno Senna - Lacks in qualifying, but once again managed a good race performance, rewarded with a points finish. Was attacking Massa in the end but couldn't overtake. 7/10.

Caterham Renault - 6/10
20 Heikki Kovalainen - That's more like it, Heikki. Managed to keep up with the lower midfield for a while. Eventually finished 13th. 7/10.
21 Vitaly Petrov - Just went nowhere. Got beaten by Glock. 4/10.

HRT Cosworth - 4/10
22 Pedro de la Rosa - Good performance, taking into account the car he's in. Finished on the lead lap and only 7 seconds behind Petrov. 7/10.
23 Narain Karthikeyan - Once again got into trouble, but this time it wasn't his fault at all - the power steering on his car failed just as Rosberg came up behind him. 5/10.

Marussia Cosworth - 6/10
24 Timo Glock - Beat Petrov to the flag. Also finished ahead of Pérez, but the latter brought it upon himself. 7/10.
25 Charles Pic - Was taking the fight to Caterham, though the lack of KERS made it hard for him. Too bad the car failed. 6/10.

[DOSBoot]

Vettel - 10: Extemely lucky with the two saftey cars, but still an amazing drive.
Webber - 3: Terrible day for him. Knocks himself out of the title running in awful fashion.

Button - 8: Was unable to hold off Vettel, but still a great result for him
Hamilton - 9: I'm sure he would have won the race had his engine not given up on him.

Alonso - 9: Made the most out of the Ferrari again. I hope he wins this championship.
Massa - 6: Mediocre day for him, but still scored well.

Schumacher - 5: Get out of F1. You're making a fool of yourself.
Rosberg - 4: Collision was sort of out of his hands, but another bad day for him.

Raikkonen - 10: Finally gives Lotus a long overdue win.
Grosjean - 7: Was doing well until Perez took him out.

Di Resta - 4: Did okay, and scored some points as well.
Hulkenberg - 5: Out on first lap, so inconclusive.

Kobayashi - 8: Finally had a good run after his Japan podium.
Perez - 3: His crash says it all.

Ricciardo - 7: Another point for Torro Rosso.
Vergne - 5: No points for Torro Rosso.

Maldonado - 8: A nice, clean race for The Reverend.
Senna - 7: A nice drive from last, to 8th.

Kovalainen - 6: Solid drive.
Petrov - 4: Aynonomis.

De la Rosa - 5: Stayed last, but it was the team's fault, and not his.
Karthikeyan - 4: Engine trouble took Rosberg out.

Glock - 7: Good result for a backmarker.
Pic - 6: Was doing well, until his car failed.

[tristan1117]

Vettel - 10
Webber - 3

Button - 8
Hamilton - 9

Alonso - 9
Massa - 6

Schumacher - 6
Rosberg - 5

Raikkonen - 10
Grosjean - 6

Di Resta - 4
Hulkenberg - 4

Kobayashi - 7
Perez - 2

Ricciardo - 5
Vergne - 5

Maldonado - 9
Senna - 6

Kovalainen - 7
Petrov - 4

De la Rosa - 6
Karthikeyan - 5

Glock - 6
Pic - 7

[RonDenisDeletraz]

Vettel 9
Webber 2

Button 6
Hamilton 9

Alonso 8
Massa 5

Schumacher 3
Rosberg 5

Raikkonen 10
Grosjean 6

Di Resta 0
Hulkenberg 3

Kobayashi 7
Perez 2

Ricciardo 5
Vergne 4

Maldonado 7
Senna 7

Kovalainen 5
Petrov 3

De la Rosa 4
Karthikeyan 1

Glock 4
Pic 5

[the Masked Lapwing]

Vettel - 10 (Lucky bastard...)
Webber - 2 (Utter crap all race)

Button - 7 (A good drive)
Hamilton - 7 (Wouldn't it be hilarious if this was the closest he gets to a win ever again? )

Alonso - 9 (Made the most he could of Vettel's luck. Unfortunately it was good luck)
Massa - 6 (A bit anonymous again, but at least he scored)

Schumacher - 7 (Solid drive, but failed at passing Toro Rossos. Again)
Rosberg - 5 (Unlucky with Grosjean and Karthikeyan)

Raikkonen - 10 (Bloody brilliant stuff!)
Grosjean - 6 (Unlucky with Perez)

Di Resta - 7 (Scored points, good effort. Apart from turn 1)
Hulkenberg - 5 (Very unlucky with di Resta)

Kobayashi - 8 (Impressive effort)
Perez - 4 (Only has himself to blame)

Ricciardo - 7 (POINT! Unfortunate that he couldn't take Vettel out. Would've made him very popular back home )
Vergne - 6 (Strategy almost paid off)

Maldonado - 9 (That's more like. If he keeps this up he might be known as a good driver)
Senna - 7 (Considering how he got sent to the back early, a brilliant recovery effort)

Kovalainen - 7 (Still not quite with the midfield, but a good job regardless)
Petrov - 4 (The Russian, on the otherhand...)

de la Rosa - 5 (Slow, but then he is in an HRT...)
Karthikeyan - 5 (Can't be blamed for Rosberg crash)

Glock - 6 (Decent effort)
Pic - 7 (Bonus point for quali, lost out at the start slightly)

[Benetton]

Vettel 9
Webber 0

Button 7
Hamilton 9

Alonso 9
Massa 6

Schumacher 6
Rosberg 3

Raikkonen 9
Grosjean 4

Di Resta 2
Hulkenberg 5

Kobayashi 7
Perez 3

Ricciardo 7
Vergne 4

Maldonado 9
Senna 7

Kovalainen 7
Petrov 5

De la Rosa 4
Karthikeyan 2

Glock 5
Pic 8

[pasta_maldonado]

Vettel - 10 (Good drive, but a lucky one as well)
Webber - 5 (Decent quali, ut went backwards in teh race.)

Button - 9 (A good drive that would have seen him claim his fourth straight UAE podium hadn't Mr.Lucky come through)
Hamilton - 8 (I sense an album in the works... )

Alonso - 10 (Outdrove the Ferrai superbly, but Vettel's luck meant he could only take so much of the Red Bull failure)
Massa - 6 (Anonymous, but not poor.)

Schumacher - 7 (Didn't crash. Didn't pass Toro Rossos.)
Rosberg - 6 (Did crash. Did pass things)

Raikkonen - 10 (Not much)
Grosjean - 7 (Unlucky, but he wasn't exactly fast either...)

Di Resta - 7 (Great drive to salvage something.)
Hulkenberg - 6 (Proved he is better than di Resta in quali, but taken out prematurely at turn 1 by a presumably jealous PdR)

Kobayashi - 8 (Good drive)
Perez - 4 (Utter wazzockry)

Ricciardo - 9 (Bonus points for attempting to take Vettel out, would have got 10 if he had.... Scored points)
Vergne - 6 (Tried. But failed.)

Maldonado - 10 (A magnificent drive from Pastor, who didn't crash and only got faster as the race went on!)
Senna - 8 (Was actually quite good today. As much as it pains me to say it!)

Kovalainen - 7 (Did the best he could)
Petrov - 4 (Did the best he could....to get the tin tack)

de la Rosa - 7 (Bonus points for reject gold)
Karthikeyan - 5 (Slow, anonymous, then engine failure. Sounds like a typical HRT weekend.)

Glock - 7 (Respectable effort)
Pic - 7 (Why won't no one hire this kid?)

[SuperAguri]

Vettel - 4 - Yeah, he came 3rd but he was helped so much by the safety cars. You do wonder if Red Bull had paid HRT and Sauber to cause the safety car to come out, they certainly ruined Marks race.
Webber - 4 - Was involved in too many accidents, most his own fault. However he was hindered by his own team pitting him.

Button - 7 - Lacked pace and did well to get 4th
Hamilton - 8 - Drove a flawless race and show have bagged the win but once again the car let him down.

Alonso - 9 - Pushed Raikkonen at the end of the race, but the Ferrari is still too slow. On the podium it looked like he was thinking "What do I have to do to stop Vettel...."
Massa - 2 - Was well off the pace, 7th was pathetic compared his team mate once again. The spin was amateurish.

Schumacher - 5 - Drove an average race, should have got points if he did not have the puncture.
Rosberg - 3 - Was doing nothing of note even before the crash.

Raikkonen - 10 - Wonderful radio messages and a great win.
Grosjean - 5 - Recovered well and was unlucky to be crashed out.

Di Resta - 3 - Although he got a few points, he crashed his team mate out.
Hulkenberg - N/A - Out at turn 1 so can't really rate him.

Kobayashi - 9 - Had a great start, drove a good race to come 6th, or a point in old money.
Perez - 2 - Made a few mistakes and had brain fade for swiping back on the track from being well off it.

Ricciardo - 6 - Got a point, but drove an average race.
Vergne - 4 - Drove a boring race, got overtaken by Schumacher in the end.

Maldonado - 7 - Drove a good race, but the Williams did show how slow it could be as he ended up only in 5th.
Senna - 8 - Recovered well from his enforced pit stop and got some good points in 8th.

Kovalainen - 7 - Drove a good race and was 12th a large part of the race, if only a few more cars retired then he could have got some points.
Petrov - 2 - Being 7 seconds ahead of an HRT is not a good way to keep your job

De la Rosa - 7 - He was not too far behind the Caterham of Petrov and still on the lead lap.
Karthikeyan - 6 - Created some good TV.

Glock - 6 - Ahead of Petrov.
Pic - 6 - Was doing okay in the race before his engine went poof.

[pi314159]

Vettel 9
Webber 4

Button 6
Hamilton 9

Alonso 9
Massa 3

Schumacher 4
Rosberg 3

Räikkönen 10
Grosjean 6

Di Resta 3
Hülkenberg /

Kobayashi 8
Perez 2

Ricciardo 5
Vergne 5

Maldonado 9
Senna 7

Kovalainen 6
Petrov 4

de la Rosa 6
Karthikeyan 4

Glock 7
Pic 5

[QuickYoda41]

Vettel 8
Webber 4

Button 6
Hamilton 9

Alonso 8
Massa 6

Schumacher 5
Rosberg 3

Raikkonen 9
Grosjean 6

Di Resta 6
Hulkenberg N/A

Kobayashi 7
Perez 7

Ricciardo 7
Vergne 6

Maldonado 8
Senna 7

Kovalainen 7
Petrov 4

De la Rosa 6
Karthikeyan 5

Glock 7
Pic 7

[GwilymJJames]

Vettel 9
Webber 3

Button 7
Hamilton 10

Alonso 8
Massa 6

Schumacher 5
Rosberg 4

Raikkonen 10
Grosjean 6

Di Resta 7
Hulkenberg 4

Kobayashi 8
Perez 4

Ricciardo 7
Vergne 5

Maldonado 8
Senna 6

Kovalainen 7
Petrov 5

De la Rosa 6
Karthikeyan 5

Glock 6
Pic 5

[Salamander]

Vettel - 9: That was a pretty impressive drive, all in all.
Webber - 0: What the hell WAS that!?
Red Bull - 2: You can argue that the fuel thing helped Vettel, but they really should not have let it happen in the first place.

Button - 7: Reasonable, but nowhere near Hamilton when it mattered
Hamilton - 10: He really should've won that one.
McLaren - 5: SORT OUT THE GODDAMN RELIABILITY ALREADY JESUS CHRIST

Alonso - 9: Another sterling effort to maximise his position, sadly Vettel cancelled out most of his gains.
Massa - 6: Pretty anonymous, but not as bad as he was earlier in the year.
Ferrari - 7: They did well, but they're not going to overhaul Vettel with this level of performance.

Schumacher - 4: What was he even doing all day?
Rosberg - 6: Gains a point for the awesome qualifying form.
Mercedes - 0: Still pathetic.

Raikkonen - 10: Hamilton's DNF was a stroke of luck for him, but he did well to hang on to the lead.
Grosjean - 6: Meh.
Lotus - 8: Solid performance, finally delivering on their promising early season form.

Di Resta - 6: Alright, I guess. Collision with Perez wasn't really his fault.
Hulkenberg - 3: Blew a solid grid position.
Force India - 5: Good form still, but did not capitalise as much as they could've on all the chaos.

Kobayashi - 8: He may well have saved his career with that one.
Perez - 2: Come on, Sergio, you're better than that...
Sauber - 7: On course to overhaul Mercedes, if they can get Perez to start finishing again.

Ricciardo - 7: I don't really see how he was at fault for the incident with Vettel. Another solid performance, regardless
Vergne - 4: It's starting to seem like Ricciardo's form is psyching him out...
Toro Rosso - 5: Eh, not too bad.

Kovalainen - 7: So close to that vaunted 12th place...
Petrov - 5: Pretty average
Caterham - 4: They're running out of time here...

De La Rosa - 5: Didn't see him
Karthikeyan - 5: Or him
HRT - 6: They did finish on the lead lap for once, even if it was SC assisted.

Glock - 6: Alright.
Pic - 8: Was doing great before the car broke down.
Marussia - 6

[FullMetalJack]

Vettel - 9 - Was quite fortunate, but that was a very good drive.
Webber - 2 - And what is Webber doing? It doesn't matter what he's doing, it's what Alonso and Vettel are doing.

Button - 8 - Solid race from him.
Hamilton - 9 - Was leading until another retirement through no fault of his own.

Alonso - 8 - Another solid performance from him.
Massa - 6 - Was quite anonymous, but better than early season Massa.

Schumacher - 5 - Out of the points again, but the car is 4th/5th worst at the moment.
Rosberg - 6 - Dragged that shitbox into Q3, somehow.

Raikkonen - 10 - You won didn't you Kimi? Yes.
Grosjean - 6 - Was involved in a first lap incident again, but recovered well and unluckily got caught up in the Webber/Di Resta/Perez incident.

Di Resta - 5 - Turn 1 was clumsy, but done well to get some points.
Hulkenberg - 5 - Done okay in qualifying, didn't really have a race.

Kobayashi - 8 - Nice points haul, was good to see.
Perez - 4 - The curse of Enoch continues for Perezsan.

Ricciardo - 7 - Another points finish for him.
Vergne - 6 - Strategy didn't quite pay off, but he wasn't bad.

Maldonado - 9 - Finally, another good finish.
Senna - 7 - Great recovery, but was overshadowed by Maldonado.

Kovalainen - 7 - Did a good job with his equipment.
Petrov - 2 - Had a very poor weekend.

De La Rosa - 6 - Finished on the lead lap, despite troubles at the start.
Karthikeyan - 5 - Was running at the back as usual before the crash.

Glock - 6 - Good effort, a decent finish.
Pic - 6 - Excellent qualifying, fell back in the race though.

[QuickYoda41]

Results of the ratings round of Abu Dhabi:

1. Kimi Räikkönen 9,83
2. Sebastian Vettel 8,96
3. Fernando Alonso 8,92
4. Lewis Hamilton 8,92
5. Pastor Maldonado 8,57
6. Kamui Kobayashi 7,67
7. Bruno Senna 7,17
8. Jenson Button 7,00
9. Heikki Kovalainen 6,79
10. Daniel Ricciardo 6,75
11. Timo Glock 6,25
12. Charles Pic 6,13
13. Felipe Massa 6,00
14. Pedro De La Rosa 5,96
15. Romain Grosjean 5,88
16. Jean-Eric Vergne 5,17
17. Michael Schumacher 5,00
18. Paul Di Resta 4,96
19. Narain Karthikeyan 4,63
20. Vitaly Petrov 4,25
21. Nico Rosberg 4,21
22. Nico Hülkenberg 3,84
23. Mark Webber 2,75
24. Sergio Perez 2,71

Race average: 6,18 (from 5,04 (eurobrun) to 7,38 (Meatwad))

Teams:

1. Lotus 8,33
2. Williams 7,50
3. Ferrari 7,33
4. McLaren 6,33
5. Sauber 6,00
6. Marussia 6,00
7. Force India 5,67
8. HRT 5,33
9. Caterham 5,00
10. Toro Rosso 4,67
11. Red Bull 4,00
12. Mercedes 3,67