CoopsII wrote:Oh.
Mind you turn 15 at China is pretty lame too so it's not on it's own.
Surprised there was such a big conversation about small corners, but then I remembered you guys were into kinky stuff...
CoopsII wrote:Oh.
Mind you turn 15 at China is pretty lame too so it's not on it's own.
Mitch Hedberg wrote:I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Man, you really like Tide...
Rocks with Salt wrote:Actually, that sounds like a good idea in case another Korean GP fiasco occurs.
mario wrote:I'm wondering what the hell has been going on in this thread [...] it's turned into a bizarre detour into mythical flying horses and the sort of search engine results that CoopsII is going to have a very hard time explaining ...
Rocks with Salt wrote:Usually you guys are much more vigilant about this than I am, but I'm surprised nobody posted this yet:
The Walloon government has invested enough capital to keep the Belgian Grand Prix on the calendar until 2018.
This essentially means that every track on my track board that I posted on the last page is slotted in the "A-OK" column. With so many locations wanting to host an F1 race, this is going to become a bidding war that can only benefit Bernie's pockets unless they want to expand the calendar again.
Soon they'll have tracks that will bid for a spot on the "Backup List" just in case one track can't fulfill its obligations and they need a replacement on the fly. Actually, that sounds like a good idea in case another Korean GP fiasco occurs.
Ataxia wrote:CoopsII wrote:Oh.
Mind you turn 15 at China is pretty lame too so it's not on it's own.
Surprised there was such a big conversation about small corners, but then I remembered you guys were into kinky stuff...
watka wrote:I find it amusing that whilst you're one of the more openly Christian guys here, you are still first and foremost associated with an eye for the ladies!
MCard LOLAdinizintheoven wrote:GOOD CHRISTIANS do not go to jail. EVERYONE ON FORMULA ONE REJECTS should be in jail.
Simtek wrote:The 'ring's gone.
AdrianBelmonte_ wrote:Simtek wrote:The 'ring's gone.
And this is the part when the 'ring gets proofly Tilked
Like this (dramatization)
Everything's great.Sebastian Vettel wrote:If I was good at losing I wouldn't be in Formula 1.
Salamander wrote:AdrianBelmonte_ wrote:Simtek wrote:The 'ring's gone.
And this is the part when the 'ring gets proofly Tilked
Like this (dramatization)
... you do realise they already "Tilked" the Nurburgring, right?
AdrianBelmonte_ wrote:Salamander wrote:AdrianBelmonte_ wrote:And this is the part when the 'ring gets proofly Tilked
Like this (dramatization)
... you do realise they already "Tilked" the Nurburgring, right?
Yes, but i mean more intensely Tilked
Everything's great.Sebastian Vettel wrote:If I was good at losing I wouldn't be in Formula 1.
Salamander wrote:Except that such a modification would only waste money, since it's (presumably) track attendance that is causing the GP to move.
Simtek wrote:Salamander wrote:Except that such a modification would only waste money, since it's (presumably) track attendance that is causing the GP to move.
It doesn't seem like a very good reason to move it. Hockenheim's attendance wasn't exactly impressive last year either...
Mitch Hedberg wrote:I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Man, you really like Tide...
Simtek wrote:The 'ring's gone.
watka wrote:I think part of the problem with Tilke, aside from the fact that he usually has an awful canvas to work with in terms of being forced to design street circuits, is that his circuits try to be all things to all people. Look at the older circuits and most of them have a distinct character, like Monza and Hockenheim are/were known as power circuits, Silverstone being known as a big aero circuit, Suzuka as a technical circuit and Hungaroring as a tight circuit. Very few of the Tilke tracks are talked about in the same manner, its as if there is a requirement for each track to have a certain number of hairpins, or sweepers, or long straights. Tilke tracks are often a great challenge for the drivers, but by having all these elements on the same track in order to produce a rounded challenge, it actually makes the racing more predictable. A car suited to one Tilke circuit is likely to be suited to all Tilke circuits - look at Red Bull in recent years and the races that they didn't win were primarily on non-Tilke circuits. At least with say Monza and Hungaroring, you're more likely to see different teams coming to the fore than the "normal pecking order".
kevinbotz wrote:Cantonese is a completely nonsensical f*cking alien language masquerading as some grossly bastardised form of Chinese
Gonzo wrote:Wasn't there some sort of communisim in the East part of Germany?
tommykl wrote:watka wrote:I think part of the problem with Tilke, aside from the fact that he usually has an awful canvas to work with in terms of being forced to design street circuits, is that his circuits try to be all things to all people. Look at the older circuits and most of them have a distinct character, like Monza and Hockenheim are/were known as power circuits, Silverstone being known as a big aero circuit, Suzuka as a technical circuit and Hungaroring as a tight circuit. Very few of the Tilke tracks are talked about in the same manner, its as if there is a requirement for each track to have a certain number of hairpins, or sweepers, or long straights. Tilke tracks are often a great challenge for the drivers, but by having all these elements on the same track in order to produce a rounded challenge, it actually makes the racing more predictable. A car suited to one Tilke circuit is likely to be suited to all Tilke circuits - look at Red Bull in recent years and the races that they didn't win were primarily on non-Tilke circuits. At least with say Monza and Hungaroring, you're more likely to see different teams coming to the fore than the "normal pecking order".
This. This, so much.
Apart from a couple of exceptions, Tilke's circuits don't give generally bad racing, and those saying they do are saying it because they don't want to mention their actual reason. That, or they're just complaining for the sake of complaining.
Anyways, the main problem with Tilkedromes is the fact that they can be regrouped in one word. "Tilkedrome". When you hear/read that word, what do you think of? Overly long straights into tight corners, occasionally preceded by tight hairpins as well, obligatory section with fast and flowing corners, expansive run-off areas, flashy architecture in the pits and grandstands... If you try to describe a Tilkedrome, the description you come up with can also describe most others, and that's why a lot of people dislike them. They lack character, something that sets them apart from others. The lack of corner names doesn't help. It's easier to remember an overtake if it's "slipstreaming past into Stowe" rather than "outbraking into Turn 5".
Tilke's tracks correspond to a formula for successful tracks. And they're completely artificial. The reason older circuits are so revered is that their layout was determined by nature, by streams, hills, valleys, forests. They feel natural. You're going around the hill instead of negotiating a low-speed hairpin complex. In trying to make good circuits, Tilke hasn't been given the most crucial thing in making a circuit that stands out: geology. Without natural elevation changes, every corner seems forced, unnecessary. They don't feel right.
And that's the problem with Tilkedromes.
Spectoremg wrote:I've mixed feelings about Tilkodromes. I do think they get some unfair criticism though. Something they do have is a long straight or two - excellent in the DRS age but sadly no good for lunching ultra reliable engines. And I'd take one of them any day over the Hungaroring or Monaco.
I lament the alterations made to the old classic circuits; Hockenheim and Silverstone have been neutered - thank god Monza's been left alone.
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UgncreativeUsergname wrote:Spectoremg wrote:I've mixed feelings about Tilkodromes. I do think they get some unfair criticism though. Something they do have is a long straight or two - excellent in the DRS age but sadly no good for lunching ultra reliable engines. And I'd take one of them any day over the Hungaroring or Monaco.
I lament the alterations made to the old classic circuits; Hockenheim and Silverstone have been neutered - thank god Monza's been left alone.
At what point was Monza "left alone"? It's had more layout changes than anyone can remember.
Everything's great.Sebastian Vettel wrote:If I was good at losing I wouldn't be in Formula 1.
Salamander wrote:To be honest - and I expect to get a lot of flak for this but whatever - Monza could do with an adjustment. There are only 3 corners worth mentioning on the track, the Lesmos and the Parabolica. Everything else is either flat out or chicanes.
Salamander wrote:To be honest - and I expect to get a lot of flak for this but whatever - Monza could do with an adjustment. There are only 3 corners worth mentioning on the track, the Lesmos and the Parabolica. Everything else is either flat out or chicanes.
Albert Einstein wrote:Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
watka wrote:Salamander wrote:To be honest - and I expect to get a lot of flak for this but whatever - Monza could do with an adjustment. There are only 3 corners worth mentioning on the track, the Lesmos and the Parabolica. Everything else is either flat out or chicanes.
That's the point. It's different from other tracks by its primitive nature.
Everything's great.Sebastian Vettel wrote:If I was good at losing I wouldn't be in Formula 1.
Salamander wrote:watka wrote:Salamander wrote:To be honest - and I expect to get a lot of flak for this but whatever - Monza could do with an adjustment. There are only 3 corners worth mentioning on the track, the Lesmos and the Parabolica. Everything else is either flat out or chicanes.
That's the point. It's different from other tracks by its primitive nature.
Yeah, but would it kill them to maybe spice it up a bit? It's dull as dishwater for me as-is.
Albert Einstein wrote:Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
go_Rubens wrote:I'd like to knpw how you'd think Monza could be spiced up. I think it's fine as is, and I'm intrigued to know why.
Everything's great.Sebastian Vettel wrote:If I was good at losing I wouldn't be in Formula 1.
Mario on Gutierrez after the Italian Grand Prix wrote:He's no longer just a bit of a tool, he's the entire tool set.
Spectoremg wrote:Leave Monza alone, it would be change for the sake of it. It's old-fashioned and it's got charm. And as for Hockenheim, I could weep!
Everything's great.Sebastian Vettel wrote:If I was good at losing I wouldn't be in Formula 1.
Salamander wrote:Spectoremg wrote:Leave Monza alone, it would be change for the sake of it. It's old-fashioned and it's got charm. And as for Hockenheim, I could weep!
Hockenheim was even worse, that didn't even have a single interesting corner before it was modified.
Spectoremg wrote:Salamander wrote:Spectoremg wrote:Leave Monza alone, it would be change for the sake of it. It's old-fashioned and it's got charm. And as for Hockenheim, I could weep!
Hockenheim was even worse, that didn't even have a single interesting corner before it was modified.
I think we're arguing about personal taste here so let's leave it at that. Or maybe I just prefer trees to deserts?
Everything's great.Sebastian Vettel wrote:If I was good at losing I wouldn't be in Formula 1.
Salamander wrote:Spectoremg wrote:Salamander wrote:Hockenheim was even worse, that didn't even have a single interesting corner before it was modified.
I think we're arguing about personal taste here so let's leave it at that. Or maybe I just prefer trees to deserts?
Or perhaps I prefer corners to straights.
Rob Dylan wrote:Mercedes paying homage to the other W12 chassis by breaking down 30 minutes in
Salamander wrote:Or perhaps I prefer corners to straights.
UgncreativeUsergname wrote:Any track seems like a magical adventure when it's through a forest. If you built the old Hockenheimring today in the middle of a desert, it would be universally hated.
This wrote:Salamander wrote:Or perhaps I prefer corners to straights.
A good racing track is like a beautiful woman: curvy
Everything's great.Sebastian Vettel wrote:If I was good at losing I wouldn't be in Formula 1.
Salamander wrote:UgncreativeUsergname wrote:Any track seems like a magical adventure when it's through a forest. If you built the old Hockenheimring today in the middle of a desert, it would be universally hated.
Did I ever say I liked tracks in deserts?
Rob Dylan wrote:Mercedes paying homage to the other W12 chassis by breaking down 30 minutes in
Salamander wrote:Spectoremg wrote:Leave Monza alone, it would be change for the sake of it. It's old-fashioned and it's got charm. And as for Hockenheim, I could weep!
Hockenheim was even worse, that didn't even have a single interesting corner before it was modified.
Miguel98 wrote:The thing I'm surprised about the Ring is that Bernie says "there's nobody there". *points to Hockheinheim stands this year".
mario wrote:I'm wondering what the hell has been going on in this thread [...] it's turned into a bizarre detour into mythical flying horses and the sort of search engine results that CoopsII is going to have a very hard time explaining ...
Captain Hammer wrote:Miguel98 wrote:The thing I'm surprised about the Ring is that Bernie says "there's nobody there". *points to Hockheinheim stands this year".
Some of the comments about the Hockenheim crowd were a joke - especially from Toto Wolff when he was whinging about low attendance on the Friday. For one, Friday is a working day, so attendance at any Grand Prix is always low. And two, it was a week after Germany won the World Cup in Brazil. Given the time difference, that match would have been broadcast at an awkward hour in Europe, no doubt leading to many people calling in "sick" on Monday morning, and it's unlikely that they would have wanted to call in "sick" on Friday as well.