Now I know why Williams isn't doing so well

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They're putting all their aerodynamic efforts into their new Golf Club line.

http://www.williams-sports.co.uk/
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I read about this during the off-season... Didn't check the website out though.
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Row Man Gross-Gene wrote:They're putt-ing all their aerodynamic efforts into their new Golf Club line.

This news has tee'd me off.
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Yep, designing golf clubs and unnecessarily slow web sites.
Better than 'Tour in a suit case' Takagi.
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shinji wrote:Yep, designing golf clubs and unnecessarily slow web sites.



At least the web site mirrors the car. ;)


I like the fact that the driver has a diffuser. Assuming the development time is pretty long on golf clubs, I wonder if the driver got it before the car did?

Do you think it will have an F-duct soon? :ugeek:
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Oh God... :|
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Can anybody sandwich a few more golf puns in here?
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Well, the VW goes to F1 rumors still have some puns in them, so we need to save a bit
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Ok, lets leave it fore now.
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There's got to be a joke in Adam Parr's name. I just can't figure it out.
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JeanDenisAlcatraz wrote:There's got to be a joke in Adam Parr's name. I just can't figure it out.


That's probably Parr for the course then :lol:
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Wizzie wrote:
JeanDenisAlcatraz wrote:There's got to be a joke in Adam Parr's name. I just can't figure it out.


That's probably Parr for the course then :lol:


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kostas22 wrote:
Wizzie wrote:
JeanDenisAlcatraz wrote:There's got to be a joke in Adam Parr's name. I just can't figure it out.


That's probably Parr for the course then :lol:


Booooooooooooooooooooooooo. GET AFF THE STAGE!!!!!!!!!!!


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JeanDenisAlcatraz wrote:There's got to be a joke in Adam Parr's name. I just can't figure it out.


I feel that his stint as CEO will see the team falling ever below Parr.
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CarlosFerreira wrote:I feel that his stint as CEO will see the team falling ever below Parr.


*Facepalm*
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Where's Goblin when we need him?
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CarlosFerreira wrote:Where's Goblin when we need him?


Probably asleep or doing an all nighter :lol:
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I almost feel that I need to retract my original statement after the last two races. Rubens and Williams have improved greatly. I'd like to say they are no longer performing subpar, except in golf it's good to be subpar.
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Wizzie wrote:
CarlosFerreira wrote:Where's Goblin when we need him?


Probably asleep or doing an all nighter :lol:


Sorry, I sprained my finger flipping Williams the birdie.
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With all of these puns, we could start a club.
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JeanDenisAlcatraz wrote:With all of these puns, we could start a club.


We may have started a whole new branch of punditry
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Row Man Gross-Gene wrote:I like the fact that the driver has a diffuser. Assuming the development time is pretty long on golf clubs, I wonder if the driver got it before the car did?

They took two to Silverstone but only Rubens ran with it as there was a hole-in-one.
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Williams need concentrate on racing. They need a win soon to get the albatross from around their neck.
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Wood you believe they haven't gotten their problems ironed out?
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I hope so... just keep them out of the bunkers...
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They need a good driver.
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They need to putt a better driver in Hulk's seat, one who wood drive in a fair way.
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shinji wrote:They need to putt a better driver in Hulk's seat, one who wood drive in a fair way.


He complains too much as well, he keeps complaining the track is too green.

It's just as well Yamamoto wasn't driving for WIlliams - with his stamina he'd probably have a stroke.
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