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MinardiFan95 wrote:Only Rubens' dry cleaner will know how close he was to the wall.

:lol:

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Can I play now, mommy?

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fjackdaw wrote:"Oh hi, Michael, how are you?"
"Hi Rubens, didn't see you there. What's new?"
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"Okay. Enjoy the rest of the race."
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"Will do. Bye!"
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I think this takes out the "Refuge in Audacity" and "So Bad it's Good" awards :lol:
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Vettel tries to deny accusations that he is still hot under the collar over his penalty at the Hungaroring...
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Khausen Effect wrote:Image

Michael: "Ross, Barrichello has passed me with all 4 wheels off the circuit. He has to give the place back!"


That is hilarious. :lol:
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Vettel does his impersonation of Tomas Enge.
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RejectSteve wrote:Image
Vettel does his impersonation of Tomas Enge.

You are a clever man. Gotta love the stoner F3000 champion stripped of his title.
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No caption necessary :lol:

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Radio to Schumacher: Rubens is faster than you, can you confirm you understand this?
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I ain't got a caption for this.
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[quote="redbulljack14"]Image

And God saw that it was good.
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"Left a bit, yeah, just there, thats it, oooaaaaaarrgh, yeah baby!"
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F1000X wrote:
RejectSteve wrote:Image
Vettel does his impersonation of Tomas Enge.

You are a clever man. Gotta love the stoner F3000 champion stripped of his title.

"I was gonna win the race, but then I got high, then I got high, then I got high, nah nah nah nah nah naaah"
No Afro Man fans out there? Fair enough.
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mario wrote:Image

"Why won't Mr Brownstone leave me alone?" (GNR fans should get this)
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They call him the Dry Iceman
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coops wrote:
F1000X wrote:
RejectSteve wrote:Image
Vettel does his impersonation of Tomas Enge.

You are a clever man. Gotta love the stoner F3000 champion stripped of his title.

"I was gonna win the race, but then I got high, then I got high, then I got high, nah nah nah nah nah naaah"
No Afro Man fans out there? Fair enough.

"I was gonna drive my car real fast, then I got high... Now I'm in GT1 and I know why... Because I got high, because I got high, because I got hi-iiigh... nananananana..."
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coops wrote:Image
"Left a bit, yeah, just there, thats it, oooaaaaaarrgh, yeah baby!"


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redbulljack14 wrote:Image


Mechanic 1: Oh god he's switched himself off again
Mechanic 2: have you tried all the steps in the hand book
Mechanic 1: yes look I'm pressing the reset button now and nothing
Mechanic 2: Right the only one thing left..Can someone kidnap Gerri Halliwell and cover her in marmite ready for the midnight sacrificial ceremony.
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coops wrote:
F1000X wrote:
RejectSteve wrote:Image
Vettel does his impersonation of Tomas Enge.



Horner (on radio): Seb is that fumes of outrage or is the car f****d
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kostas22 wrote:No caption necessary :lol:

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What a pair of tits..
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HWNSNBM: OOOOOH... yeaaaaah!

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redbulljack14 wrote:Image


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Tony Fernandes: "So here's this Giant Enemy Webber. What I'll do is use Heikki here to flip over this Webber on it's back. And you attack it's weak point for massive damage!"
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Klon wrote:Image


At this point Webber regretted signing up to test AirAsias' new takeoff procedures
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Klon wrote:Image


Webber to pits: Oh sh*t! I didn't mean to hit 'Z' twice!

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Klon wrote:Image


Webber: "Goddamnit. Touched the bloody turtle again."
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Webber: "F***ing blue shells..."
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redbulljack14 wrote:Image

New one from me:

HWNSNBM: "My hovercraft is full of eels."
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To do a barrel roll, press R or Z twice.

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Zakspeed test their new front wing using CFD
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WeirdKerr wrote:Image
Zakspeed test their new front wing using CFD


Hahahaha, that's a good one. :lol:
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Shizuka wrote:Image

To do a barrel roll, press R or Z twice.


"Try Hovering!"
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Cynon wrote:
Shizuka wrote:Image

To do a barrel roll, press R or Z twice.


"Try Hovering!"


How? I thought HWNSNBM told you the hovercraft was full of eels
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Red Bull gives you wings... then at the next round, takes them away from you.
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Wizzie wrote:
Cynon wrote:
Shizuka wrote:Image

To do a barrel roll, press R or Z twice.


"Try Hovering!"


How? I thought HWNSNBM told you the hovercraft was full of eels


OK Wizzie, be calm, and back away from the Monty Python.
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