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The A-Z guide of F1 stewarding - Stevie Wonder.
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"Racing in 1990" by Life Racing Engines
"How to make a decent F1 game" by Studio Liverpool with foreword by Sumo Digital
"Team Unity" by Christian Horner
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"Making the most of your racing budget" by Toyota Motorsport.

"Fair Play" by Michael Schumacher.
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"Success" - Mastercard Lola
"How to get Sponsors in 2010" - Sauber
"Tax evation" - Vijay Mallya
"How to drive fast" - Yuji Ide
"Tooth aches and driving fast" - Taki Inoue
"It was my decision" - Felipe Massa
"Creating a national team" - Alain Prost
"Blaim it on the front tires" - Michael Schumacher
"Springing back into racing" - Felipe Massa
"Gone with the Wind" - Geoff Willis (this book based on when Honda F1 engineers let a full size car get sucked into the wind tunnel)
"The art of turning left" - Michael Andretti
"Successfull pit strategies" - Mclaren
"Taking Eau Rouge without crashing" - Jaques Villeneuve
"Going backwards in the 130R" - Alan Mcnish
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"The Art of Consistency" Nigel Mansell
"Getting the TV Viewer Interested" Jonathan Palmer
"For the love of Motor Racing" Sky Sports
"Going up against F1 and winning" Superleague Formula
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"How to look good naked" by Max Mosley

"How to avoid needing to go on 10 Years Younger" by Bernie Ecclestone

"Being a charismatic racing driver" by Nigel Mansell
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"Getting into F1 on merit" by Sakon Yamamoto
"My life as an F1 team boss" by Adrian Campos
"Consistency" by Vitantonio Liuzzi

and finally ...

"Regular F1 podcasting" by Enoch Law and Jamie McGregor

(Plus, here's a contender for "Longest F1 Book of 2010": "How a Scientologist Went Faster than F1 Drivers" by Tom Cruise)
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eytl wrote:(Plus, here's a contender for "Longest F1 Book of 2010": "How a Scientologist Went Faster than F1 Drivers" by Tom Cruise)

He should. The cruise speed of a DC-8 is 946 km/h :lol:
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"Guide to religions", by Zsolt Baumgartner.
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My F1 career - written by Gianmaria Bruni, Giorgio Pantano, Scott Speed, Sakon Yamamoto, Franck Montagny, and Yuji Ide
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Shizuka wrote:My F1 carrier - written by Gianmaria Bruni, Giorgio Pantano, Scott Speed, Sakon Yamamoto, Franck Montagny, and Yuji Ide


Foreword by Marco Apicella?
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And Adrian Campos!

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RejectSteve wrote:
eytl wrote:(Plus, here's a contender for "Longest F1 Book of 2010": "How a Scientologist Went Faster than F1 Drivers" by Tom Cruise)

He should. The cruise speed of a DC-8 is 946 km/h :lol:

As much as I like the later series DC-8s (Supers 70s FTW) I fail to see the relevance of it :lol:

Anyways my latest additions to my bookshelf:

"Self help guide to managing your drivers" by Christian Horner & Franz Tost
"Discretion" by Michael Schumacher
"Consistancy" by the FIA
"How to be successful" by Red Bull (Before flaming papayas are thrown let me explain... even though they are leading both championships right now they could easily be leading the constructors championship by 200 points right now)
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A guuide to Aerial Photography at high speed by Chris Van Der Drift and Mark Webber
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Waris wrote:
Shizuka wrote:My F1 carrier - written by Gianmaria Bruni, Giorgio Pantano, Scott Speed, Sakon Yamamoto, Franck Montagny, and Yuji Ide


Foreword by Marco Apicella?

I'd rather say Scania or DAF :lol: I think he/she meant to say career.
Other worthless reads:
-Good temper in the face of adversity, by Sebastian Vettel and Michael Schumacher, foreword by Juan Pablo Montoya.
-How to send an e-mail, by Bruno Senna.
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Waris wrote:
Shizuka wrote:My F1 carrier - written by Gianmaria Bruni, Giorgio Pantano, Scott Speed, Sakon Yamamoto, Franck Montagny, and Yuji Ide


Foreword by Marco Apicella?

Cowritten by Masami Kuwashima!
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Wizzie wrote:
RejectSteve wrote:
eytl wrote:(Plus, here's a contender for "Longest F1 Book of 2010": "How a Scientologist Went Faster than F1 Drivers" by Tom Cruise)

He should. The cruise speed of a DC-8 is 946 km/h :lol:

As much as I like the later series DC-8s (Supers 70s FTW) I fail to see the relevance of it :lol:

From the source of all knowing and some falsification:
The Almighty Wikipedia wrote:Scientology ... Xenu ... psychiatrists ... income tax ... alcohol and glycol ... loaded into spacecraft ... The appearance of these spacecraft would later be subconsciously expressed in the design of the Douglas DC-8, the only difference being: "the DC8 had fans, propellers on it and the space plane didn't".


I couldn't make this reference without the guys at South Park Studios :P
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Phoenix wrote:I think he/she meant to say career.


You're right, I fixed it. Sorry. :)

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Shizuka wrote:
Phoenix wrote:I think he/she meant to say career.


You're right, I fixed it. Sorry. :)

No need to apologise. I'm the Phoenglish Guy, after all :lol:
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Monstrobolaxa wrote:"Gone with the Wind" - Geoff Willis (this book based on when Honda F1 engineers let a full size car get sucked into the wind tunnel)


Ooops? :shock:

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"Building Public Interest in F1" by the FIA
Some say he plans to put an S921 on the Goodwood 2012 run, and that he DOES know what Deletraz is doing.
All we know is...he's called Perry McCarthy!

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BUMP:

"The Singapoeran Crash", Flavio Briatore, Pat Symonds, Nelsinho Piquet
"Shoes and the F1", Andrea Sasetti
"Disputeous Saga", Ken Anderson, Peter Windsor

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"How to be profissional" by HRT
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"How to keep you're cool when things aren't going you're way" by Lewis Hamilton.
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"How to transform your streak of finishes in wins" by Nick Heidfeld
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"Bringing F1 To Glory" by the FIA
Some say he plans to put an S921 on the Goodwood 2012 run, and that he DOES know what Deletraz is doing.
All we know is...he's called Perry McCarthy!

...we'll never see an S921 at Goodwood, will we?
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EPIC BUMP!

I've only got one for longest F1 books "HWNSNBM Facts"
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"How to run an F1 Team" by Andrea Sassetti
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How to enter your own Lotus F1 team.
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How to use your #2 driver successfully - Stefano Domenicali

HWNSNBM vs. Minardi - Not sure about the author, but the book would take about eleven seconds to read.
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Adulthood -- by Wizzie, tommykl and Jeroen Krautmeir
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-Zen and the Art of Moderation , by CarlosFerreira and thehemogoblin.
-Podcastery: An Essay, by Enoch Law and Jamie McGregor, foreword by Tim Bendall.
-The quest for the biggest poster, by me.
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thehemogoblin wrote:Adulthood -- by Wizzie, tommykl and Jeroen Krautmeir

That made me chuckle. :lol:
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The Question: Victory or Technology - Soichiro HONDA (John SURTEES foreword)

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"F1 & Fame" by Lucas...who?...Di Grassi?...never heard of him
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