Predicament Predictions - 2012 Korean Grand Prix

[TomWazzleshaw]

No, there are no gimicky deadlines this time as it's been moved back to the conclusion of Saturday Free Practice

Wizzie's Predictions
2012 Gangnam F1 Style Grand Prix
1. Vettel
2. Webber
3. Button
4. Alonso
5. Hamilton
6. Kobayashi
7. Raikkonen
8. Perez
9. Massa
10. Rosberg

Pole: Vettel
Fastest lap: Webber
First Retirement: Pic/Glock
ROTR: Marussia (Embarrassing first lap collision caps off miserable weekend)
IIDOTR: Kimi Raikkonen (Qualifying zero, Race day hero)
DBTMOTR: Schumacher
MLP: Vergne
The Fall Guy: Raikkonen
DNQ: None

[Londoner]

East Londoner's Predictions
2012 Demilitarized Zone Grand Prix

1. Vettel
2. Alonso
3. Button
4. Raikkonen
5. Schumacher
6. Massa
7. Maldonado
8. Webber
9. Perez
10. Rosberg

Pole: Vettel
Fastest lap: Raikkonen
First retirement: Petrov (car breaks down on the warm-up lap )
ROTR: Kobayashi (Japan hero, Korea zero. Miles off the pace)
IIDOTR: Schumacher (the latest victim of draconian gearbox penalties, fights his way through the field in a sub-par car)
DBTMOTR: Crashjean
MLP: Ricciardo
The Fall Guy: Kobayashi
DNQ: None

[Phoenix]

Phoenix's predictions

2012 Yeongangnam GP
1.- Vettel
2.- Button
3.- Webber
4.- Alonso
5.- Hamilton
6.- Massa
7.- Räikkönen
8.- di Resta
9.- Kobayashi
10.- The First Lap Nutcase

Pole position: Vettel
Fastest lap: Button
ROTR: Senna
IIDOTR: Kovalainen!
DBTMOTR: Pérez
MLP: The First Lap Nutcase
First retirement: The Other Nutcase In The Williams.
The Fall Guy: Senna
DNQ: none

[ranig]

Ranig's predictions

2012 There is no supporters 'cause they are all playing WoW GP
1.- Vettel
2.- Raikkonen
3.- Webber
4.- Alonso
5.- Hamilton
6.- Perez
7.- Maldonado
8.- di Resta
9.- Ricciardo
10.- Rosberg

Pole position: Vettel
Fastest lap: Vettel
Firt retirement: Grosjean
ROTR: Mercedes
IIDOTR: Raikkonen
DBTMOTR: Kobayashi
MLP: Ricciardo
The Fall Guy: Vergne
DNQ: none

[the Masked Lapwing]

TMLW's Predictions
2012 Korean Grand Prix

1. Webber
2. Vettel
3. Button
4. Grosjean
5. Alonso
6. Raikkonen
7. Kobayashi
8. Di Resta
9. Hamilton
10. Perez

Pole position: Vettel
Fastest lap: Webber
First retirement: Glock
ROTR: Hamilton
IIDOTR: Grosjean
DBTMOTR: Massa
MLP: Grosjean
The Fall Guy: Senna
DNQ: None

Edit: Double points

[Shizuka]

2012 Gangnam F1 Style Grand Prix

"F1 Style (ver. Korean..."
This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Formula One Management.

Goddamn it

Anyway...

2012 Vettelwinslol Grand Prix

1. Vettel
2. Button
3. Webber
4. Perez
5. Hamilton
6. Räikkönen
7. Kobayashi
8. Hülkenberg
9. Alonso
10. Massa

Pole: Vettel
Fastest lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Grosjean
ROTR: Grosjean
IIDOTR: Perez
DBTMOTR: Grosjean
MLP: Vergne
The Fall Guy: Senna
DNQ: None

[Pamphlet]

Pamphlet's Predictions
2012 WHERE 'NANDO? Grand Prix

1. Vettel
2. Grosjean
3. Massa
4. Raikkonen
5. Webber
6. Alonso
7. Hamilton
8. Maldonado
9. Ricciardo
10. Hülkenberg

Pole: Vettel
Fastest lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Button (gearbox failure)
ROTR: Perez (takes out Schumacher)
IIDOTR: Grosjean (redeems himself in style) / Massa (beats Alonso once more, and in a straight fight too)
DBTMOTR: Senna
MLP: Grosjean
The Fall Guy: Vergne
DNQ: None

[WaffleCat]

2012 Why are we even here? Grand Prix

1. Raikkonen
2. Vettel
3. Button
4. Perez
5. Hulkenberg
6. Webber
7. Alonso
8. Grosjean
9. Massa
10. Kobayashi

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Raikkonen
First Retirement: McDonaldo
ROTR: McDonaldo
IIDOTR: Raikkonen
DBTMOTR: Di Resta
MLP: Ricciardo
The Fall Guy:Jean-Eric VVVVRRRRRGGGNNNNNN
DNQ: None

[Daxam_Stark]

2012 Gangnam Style Grand Prix
((Hope no one minds if I jump in on this.))
1. Perez
2. Alonso
3. Vettel
4. Button
5. Hamilton
6. Kobayashi
7. Schumacher
8. Raikonnen
9. Di Resta
10. Rosberg


Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Vergne ((Car was actually a caravan Franz Tost stole from a group of pikeys.))
ROTR: Maldonado ((Thought he was in a Burnout game and tried to see how many takedowns he could get))
IIDOTR: Grosjean(( hopefully he can oust one of the guys I picked for the podium and shut the media up.))
DBTMOTR: Hulkenberg
MLP: Ricciardo
The Fall Guy: Senna
DNQ: Glock((So busy dancing the Gangnam style he forgot he had a race to qualify for.))

The Fall Guy and MLP I was stuck on....Someone correct me if I did my predictions wrong.

[tommykl]

MLP looks good, but the Fall Guy looks unlikely. The MLP is for rookies (Ricciardo, Vergne, Grosjean and Pic), and the Fall Guy is the seventh driver to get knocked out in Q1 with the new teams.

[Ataxia]

BLN's Predictions
2012 I discovered Gangnam Style before it was cool, LOL JK I'm not a complete anusraptor Grand Prix

1. Vettel
2. Alonso
3. Button
4. Maldonado
5. Grosjean
6. Raikkonen
7. Massa
8. Hulkenberg
9. Perez
10. Rosberg

Pole: Vettel
Fastest lap: Perez
First Retirement: Wibbah
ROTR: Wibbah
IIDOTR: Maldonado
DBTMOTR: Senna
MLP: Grosjean
The Fall Guy: Vergne
DNQ: None

[FantometteBR]

FantometteBR's predictions
2012 Y U NO ADD HYUNDAI AND KIA HERE?

1. Hulkenberg
2. Vettel
3. Webber
4. Grosjean
5. Alonso
6. Senna
7. Di Resta
8. Raikkonen
9. Vergne
10. Massa

Pole: Vettel
Fastest lap: GRJN
First Retirement: Schumacher
ROTR: Mercedes (MSC will suck and so do will ROS)
IIDOTR: Hulkenberg (something weird happens and he will win)
DBTMOTR: Maldonado
MLP: Grosjean
The Fall Guy: Maldonado
DNQ: None

[Daxam_Stark]

2012 Gangnam Style Grand Prix
((Hope no one minds if I jump in on this.))
1. Perez
2. Alonso
3. Vettel
4. Button
5. Hamilton
6. Kobayashi
7. Schumacher
8. Raikonnen
9. Di Resta
10. Rosberg


Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Vergne ((Car was actually a caravan Franz Tost stole from a group of pikeys.))
ROTR: Maldonado ((Thought he was in a Burnout game and tried to see how many takedowns he could get))
IIDOTR: Grosjean(( hopefully he can oust one of the guys I picked for the podium and shut the media up.))
DBTMOTR: Hulkenberg
MLP: Ricciardo
The Fall Guy: Senna
DNQ: Glock((So busy dancing the Gangnam style he forgot he had a race to qualify for.))

The Fall Guy and MLP I was stuck on....Someone correct me if I did my predictions wrong.

This guy's gonna be spot on with his predictions, I'd say

[pasta_maldonado]

Pasta's Predictions

2012 Gangnam Prix

1. Alonso
2. Button
3. Vettel
4. Massa
5. Hamilton
6. Perez
7. Raikkonen
8. Maldonado
9. Webber
10. Hulkenberg

Pole: Vettel
Fastest lap: Perez
First Retirement: Rosberg
ROTR: Rosberg (Poor Quali, stupid crash)
IIDOTR: Massa
DBTMOTR: Webber
MLP: Grosjean
The Fall Guy: Paul Di 'Boring' Resta
DNQ: None

[DOSBoot]

DOSBoot's Perdictions:

2012 Korean Grand Prix
1. Vettel
2. Webber
3. Alonso
4. Button
5. Massa
6. Raikkonen
7. Kobayashi
8. Hamilton
9. Grojean
10. Perez

Pole: Vettel
Fastest lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Rosberg
ROTR: Mercedes
IIDOTR: Raikkonen
DBTMOTR: Hamilton
MLP: Grojean
The Fall Guy: Vernge
DNQ: None

[tristan1117]

tristan1117's Predictions
2012 Korean Grand Prix
1. Vettel
2. Alonso
3. Hulkenberg
4. Webber
5. Hamilton
6. Button
7. Raikkonen
8. Kobayashi
9. Massa
10. Perez

Pole: Vettel
Fastest lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Karthikeyan
ROTR: Caterham
IIDOTR: Hulkenberg
DBTMOTR: Senna
MLP: Grosjean
The Fall Guy: Senna
DNQ: None

[Meatwad]

Meatwad's predictions

2012 Korean Grand Prix
1. Vettel
2. Hamilton
3. Webber
4. Alonso
5. Di Resta
6. Massa
7. Räikkönen
8. Maldonado
9. Kobayashi
10. Schumacher

Pole: Vettel
Fastest lap: Pérez
First retirement: Grosjean
ROTR: Grosjean (yet another first lap crash)
IIDOTR: Di Resta
DBTMOTR: Senna
MLP: Vergne
Fall Guy: Rosberg
DNQ: None

[Sunshine_Baby_[IT]]

Sunshine's Predictions

1. Button
2. Alonso
3. Webber
4. Hamilton
5. Vettel
6. Perez
7. Raikkonen
8. Rosberg
9. Grosjean
10. Ricciardo

Pole: Webber
Fastest lap: Raikkonen
First Retirement: Petrov
ROTR: Vergne
IIDOTR: Perez
DBTMOTR: Vergne
MLP: Grosjean
The Fall Guy: Ricciardo
DNQ: None

[UncreativeUsername37]

2012 Grand Prix of Vettel
1. Vettel
2. Alonso
3. Webber
4. Hamilton
5. Raikkonen
6. Grosjean
7. Button
8. Massa
9. Perez
10. Maldonado

Pole: Vettel
Fastest lap: Vettel
First retirement: Karthikeyan
ROTR: Stewards
IIDOTR: Grosjean (doesn't kill anyone)
DBTMOTR: Senna
MLP: Grosjean
The Fall Guy: Vergne
DNQ: None

[RAK]

RAK's Predictions:
2012 Zerg Rush Grand Prix

1) Hamilton
2) Button
3) Webber
4) Alonso
5) Vettel
6) Raikkonen
7) Perez
8) Kobayashi
9) Grosjean
10) Schumacher

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Karthikeyan
ROTR: Senna
IIDOTR: Grosjean (he keeps his nosecone out of other drivers' cars)
DBTMOTR: Vergne
MLP: Grosjean
The Fall Guy: Vergne
DNQ: None

[Ed24]

Ed24's Predictions
2012 RoK Grand Prix

1. Vettel
2. Alonso
3. Massa
4. Button
5. Hamilton
6. Raikkonen
7. Maldonado
8. Perez
9. Hulkenberg
10. Grosjean

Pole: Vettel
Fastest lap: Webber
First Retirement: Senna
ROTR: Button
IIDOTR: Massa
DBTMOTR: Senna
MLP: Ricciardo
The Fall Guy: Senna
DNQ: None

[pi314159]

1. Vettel
2. Alonso
3. Button
4. Perez
5. Massa
6. Hamilton
7. Räikkönen
8. Kobayashi
9. Maldonado
10. Vergne

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Massa
First Retirement: Grosjean
ROTR: Caterham (get outqualifyed by both Marussias)
IIDOTR: Perez (finishes 4th after starting from the midfield)
DBTMOTR: Karthikeyan
MLP: Vergne
Fall Guy: Senna
DNQ: None

[RonDenisDeletraz]

2012 Cup of Coffee GP
1. Hamilton
2. Raikkonen
3. Webber
4. Grosjean
5. Alonso
6. Rosberg
7. Kobayashi
8. Massa
9. Button
10. Senna

Pole: Raikkonen
Fastest lap: Rosberg
First Retirement: Di Resta
ROTR: Vettel (Chokes his way out of championship contention by crashing into Petrov while lapping him)
IIDOTR: GRSJN (Doesn't crash for once)
DBTMOTR:Di Resta
MLP: Grosjean
The Fall Guy: Vernge
DNQ: None

[McDuck]

2012 Eternal President of the Republic Kim Il-sung Memorial Eternal General Secretary Kim Jong-Il Memorial "Best Korea" (DPRK) North Korean Grand Prix, Presented by our new and duly elected Supreme Leader of North Korea Kim Jong-un!*






*Hosted and paid for by our corrupted and decadent capitalist enemies in the South!!!

Results:

1. The wonderful 2012 FIA Formula 1 Champion-elect, Fernando Alonso!
2. His consistent and 2012 FIA Formula 1 Champion-runner-up-elect, Felipe Massa!
3. The vile pilot of the white Ferrari-powered chariot, Kamui Kobayashi.
4. The duplicitous pilot of the white Ferrari-powered chariot, Sergio Perez.
5. The wicked pilot of the blue Ferrari-powered chariot, Jean-Eric Vergne.
6. The scurrilous pilot of the blue Ferrari-powered chariot Daniel Ricciardo.

7-24 DNQ (Reason: Not Ferrari powered.)

[tommykl]

tommykl's Predictions
2012 Ghost Town Grand Prix
1. Alonso
2. Webber
3. Vettel
4. Button
5. Hamilton
6. Massa
7. Raikkonen
8. Kobayashi
9. Ricciardo
10. Rosberg

Pole: Vettel
Fastest lap: Button
First Retirement: Vergne
ROTR: Vergne
IIDOTR: Ricciardo
DBTMOTR: Vergne
MLP: Ricciardo
The Fall Guy: di Resta
DNQ: None

[mario]

2012 Korean Grand Prix

1. Alonso
2. Vettel
3. Button
4. Hamilton
5. Grosjean
6. Raikkonen
7. Perez
8. Webber
9. Kobayashi
10. Hulkenberg

Pole position: Vettel
Fastest lap: Webber
First retirement: Glock
ROTR: Caterham
IIDOTR: Grosjean
DBTMOTR: Massa
MLP: Grosjean
The Fall Guy: Vergne
DNQ: None

[DanielPT]

2012 Korean Grand Prix

1. Webber
2. Hamilton
3. Alonso
4. Button
5. Vettel
6. Kobayashi
7. Raikkonen
8. Perez
9. Massa
10. Maldonado

Pole position: Webber
Fastest lap: Hamilton
First retirement: Grrrrjjjjjjnnnnnn
ROTR: Mercedes
IIDOTR: Maldonado
DBTMOTR: Grrrrjjjjjnnnnnnn
MLP: Ricciardo
The Fall Guy: Senna
DNQ: None

[Dj_bereta]

1. Vettel
2. Hamilton
3. Webber
4. Maldonado
5. Perez
6. Raikkonen
7. Kobayashi
8. Grosjean
9. Massa
10. Hulkenberg

Pole position: Vettel
Fastest lap: Schumacher
First retirement: Alonso
ROTR: Alonso (another mistake)
IIDOTR: Maldonado
DBTMOTR: Senna
MLP: Grosjean
The Fall Guy: Vergne
DNQ: None

[dr-baker]

2012 Beaker GP

1. Button
2. Alonso
3. Hamilton
4. Grosjean
5. Vettel
6. Raikkonen
7. Vergne
8. Massa
9. Perez
10. Ricciardo

Pole position: Hamilton
Fastest lap: a Sauber
First retirement: Grosjean
ROTR: Grosjean
IIDOTR: Grosjean/Vergne
DBTMOTR: Massa
MLP: Grosjean/Vergne
The Fall Guy: Schumacher
DNQ: None

[Aerospeed]

JeremyMcClean's Predictions
2012 Gangnam Style GP
1. Not Lotus!

Lol, being sensible now
1. Webber
2. Vettel
3. Alonso
4. Raikkonen
5. Hamilton
6. Button
7. Rosberg
8. Hulkenburg
9. Di Resta
10. Maldonado
Pole: Button
Fastest Lap: Ummm... erm... GGRRRRRJJJJNNNN
First DNF: Pic
ROTR: Massa, who decides to get out of Alonso's way again by trudging about in 15th place
IIDOTR: Not Lotus! Uhh... Webber
DBTMOTR: Massa
MLP: Me! No, Ricciardo
Fall Guy: Senna
DNQ: Given the pace of the HRTs these days.... none

[Cynon]

Oppa F1 Style:

1. Vettel
2. Grosjean
3. Button
4. Perez
5. Alonso
6. Hamilton
7. Massa
8. Räikkönen
9. Maldolan
10. Kobayashi

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: None
ROTR: Räikkönen
IIDOTR: Grosjean (Haters Gonna Hate)
DBTMOTR: Räikkönen
MLP: Ricciardo
Fall Guy: Senna
DNQ: None

[QuickYoda41]

QuickYoda41's Predictions
2012 Stupid use of DRS GP

1. Vettel
2. Alonso
3. Button
4. Webber
5. Massa
6. Räikkönen
7. Hamilton
8. Hülkenberg
9. Rosberg
10. Kobayashi

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Perez
First DNF: Vergne
ROTR: Hamilton
IIDOTR: Rosberg
DBTMOTR: Senna
MLP: Grosjean
Fall Guy: Vergne
DNQ: none

[sswishbone]

Wizzie's Predictions
2012 Kangoku Grand Prix
1. Vettel
2. alonso
3. Webber
4. Button
5. Hamilton
6. Raikonnen
7. Schumacher
8. Perez
9. Massa
10. Di resta

Pole: Vettel
Fastest lap: Schumacher
First Retirement: Grosjean (Bins it on the first lap again)
ROTR: Grosjean (Does it again during a mid-field scrap bringing out avoidable safety car at the start of the race)
IIDOTR: Webber (Hauls himself onto podium after string of poor results)
DBTMOTR: Massa
MLP: Vergne
The Fall Guy: Senna
DNQ: None

DOUBLE POINTS PLAYED

[Bleu]

2012 Republic of Korea Grand Prix
1. Vettel
2. Alonso
3. Hamilton
4. Räikkönen
5. Button
6. Massa
7. Rosberg
8. Grosjean
9. Schumacher
10. Perez
Pole: Vettel
FL: Kobayashi
1st retirement: Pic
ROTR: Webber
IIDOTR: Alonso
DBTMOTR: Webber
MLP: Grosjean
The Fall Guy: Schumacher
DNQ: None

[Rocks with Salt]

2012 Okay NOW Go Crazy Gangnam Style Grand Prix
1. Vettel
2. Alonso
3. Webber
4. Button
5. Massa
6. Hamilton
7. Raikkonen
8. Hulkenberg
9. Grosjean
10. Rosberg

Pole: Vettel
FL: Hamilton
1st retirement: Vergne
ROTR: The Stewards
IIDOTR: Hulkenberg
DBTMOTR: Schumacher
MLP: Riccardo
The Fall Guy: Kobayashi
DNQ: None

[mash]

mash's Predictions
2012 Jim Courier Grand Prix
1. Vettel
2. Webber
3. Hamilton
4. Button
5. Alonso
6. Massa
7. Perez
8. Maldonado
9. Raikkonen
10. Rosberg

Pole: Vettel
Fastest lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Petrov
ROTR: Senna
IIDOTR: Maldonado
DBTMOTR: Senna
MLP: Di Resta
The Fall Guy: Senna
DNQ: None

[RealRacingRoots]

RRR's Pridictions:

I like Seoul Central, I am the 1%. Oh, and there's that OTHER South Korean Track which happens to have a F1 Grand Prix. Don't even get me started on the North Koreans..

1. Vettel
2. Alonso
3. Webber
4. Hamilton
5. Raikkonen
6. Hulkemberg
7. Rosberg
8. Massa
9. Perez
10. Ricciardo

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Alonso
First Retirement: Button, Kobayashi
ROTR: Kobayashi
IIDOTR: Ricciardo
DBTMOTR: Vergne
MLP: Grosjean
The Guy: Ricciardo
DNQ: Nobody

GO-GO GADGET DOUBLE POINTS

[MinardiFan95]

MinardiFan's predictions
Gangnam Style is too mainstream Grand Prix

1. Kobayashi
2. Webber
3. Button
4. Raikonnen
5. Massa
6. Grosjean
7. Perez
8. Rosberg
9. Maldonado
10. Glock

Pole: Vettel
Fastest lap: Raikonnen
First Retirement(s): Alonso, Vettel and Hamilton
ROTR: Hamilton (makes a desperate move into turn 1 and takes out both title contenders)
IIDOTR: Glock
DBTMOTR: Hamilton
MLP: Grosjean
The Fall Guy: Ricciardo
DNQ: None

[RonDenisDeletraz]

MinardiFan's predictions
Gangnam Style is too mainstream Grand Prix

Even though I totally agree

[TomWazzleshaw]

2012 Korean Grand Prix
1. Vettel
2. Webber
3. Alonso
4. Massa
5. Raikkonen
6. Hulkenberg
7. Grosjean
8. Vergne
9. Ricciardo
10. Hamilton

Pole: Webber
Fastest lap: Webber
First Retirement: Button
ROTR:
IIDOTR:
DBTMOTR: di Resta
Minor League Premiership: Grosjean
The Fall Guy: Senna
Non-Qualifiers: Karthikeyan

STANDINGS:

They'll be up once ROTR and IIDOTR have been decided