Predicament Predictions - 2014 British Grand Prix

[TomWazzleshaw]

As usual, the deadline is the conclusion of FP3

Wizzie's Predictions
2014 British Grand Prix
1. Rosberg
2. Hamilton
3. Perez
4. Ricciardo
5. Bottas
6. Massa
7. Vettel
8. Alonso
9. Kvyat
10. Hulkenberg

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Rosberg
First retirement: Vergne
ROTR: Maldonaldo (Punts Sutil off before ending up beached in a gravel trap somewhere)
IIDOTR: Perez (Absolutely trashes Hulkenberg with his second podium of the season)
DBTMOTR: Hulkenberg
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: None

[Aerospeed]

2014 British GP Predictions
1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Vettel
4. Hulkenberg
5. Ricciardo
6. Bottas
7. Button
8. Alonso
9. Grosjean
10. Perez

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Rosberg
First DNF: Ericsson
ROTR: The FIA
IIDOTR: Grosjean
DBTMOTR: Raikkonen
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: None

Double points if they still exist, because I'm in a gambling mood today

[Jocke1]

2014 'Shrubberies are my trade. I am a shrubber. My name is Roger the Shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies' British Grand Prix

1. Gutierrez
2. DNF
3. DNF
4. DNF
5. DNF
6. DNF
7. DNF
8. DNF
9. DNF
10. DNF

Pole: Gutierrez
Fastest lap: Gutierrez
IIDOTR: Gutierrez
DNQ: Vettel & Alonso

[W12]

2014 British Grand Prix
1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Hulkenberg
4. Alonso
5. Ricciardo
6. Perez
7. Bottas
8. Vettel
9. Kvyat
10. Räikkönen

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Rosberg
First retirement: Kobayashi
ROTR: Maldonaldo (Causes a massive pile-up)
IIDOTR: The Hülk
DBTMOTR: Räikkönen
MLP: Kvyat
DNQ: Ericsson (Crashes in quali once again)

[Alextrax52]

2014 I was here last year GP

1 Rosberg
2 Massa
3 Alonso
4 Perez
5 Vettel
6 Hulkenberg
7 Bottas
8 Raikonen
9 Button
10 Vergne

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Ricciardo
First Retirement: Kobayashi
ROTR: Hamilton/Ricciardo (Stupid last lap crash)
IIDOTR: Perez
DBTMOTR: Raikonen
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: Number of 3rd's in the podium count of 2 wins 1 2nd (0)

[roblo97]

2014 I was here in 2009 GP

1.Rosberg
2.Bottas
3.Hulkenberg
4.Massa
5.Perez
6.Ricciardo
7.Vettel
8.K Mags
9.Button
10.Vergne

Pole:Rosberg
Fastest Lap:Ricciardo
First Retirement:Maldonado
ROTR:Hamilton (has a crap weekend and moans all the time)
IIDOTR:Hulkenberg
DBTMOTR:Hamilton
MLP:Magnussen
DNQ: 4 squared - 16 (0)

EDIT:
May I please run double points for this round?

[Miguel98]

2014 British Grand Prix

1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Bottas
4. Massa
5. Pérez
6. Alonso
7. Ricciardo
8. Hulkenberg
9. Vergne
10. Button

Pole Position: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Raikkonen
First Retirement: Vettel (POWERUNITFAILSLOL)
ROTR: Vettel
IIDOTR: Pérez
DBTMOTR: Vettel
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: Number of times that I've went to the British Grand Prix - Big fat zero

[Dj_bereta]

1. Rosberg
2. Hamilton
3. Perez
4. Bottas
5. Massa
6. Ricciardo
7. Hulkenberg
8. Vettel
9. Alonso
10. Raikkonen

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Rosberg
First Retirement: Button
ROTR: Mclaren (dreadful weekend)
IIDOTR: Pérez
DBTMOTR: Grosjean
MLP: Kvyat
DNQ: None

[dr-baker]

2014 the Susie Wolff/I was here in 1996 so GP

1. Hamilton
2. Bottas
3. Rosberg
4. Ricciardo
5. Massa
6. Alonso
7. Hulkenberg
8. Button
9. Grosjean
10. Raikkonen

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Ricciardo
First Retirement: Vettel (car problems again)
ROTR: Susie Wolff (throws the car into the gravel trap after 30 minutes in FP1!) EDIT: well, not quite, but I was close. Stopped after 20 minutes, AND IT WAS NOT HER FAULT!!!
IIDOTR: Button. Hopefully...
DBTMOTR: Gutierrez
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: combined chances of England, Wales, Scotland, Northern Ireland and Republic of Ireland winning this year's World Cup.

[DOSBoot]

DOSBoot's Predictions

2014 "Wingardium Leviosa" Grand Prix
1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Riccardo
4. Perez
5. Bottas
6. Massa
7. Alonso
8. Raikkonen
9. Button
10. Hulkenberg

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Hamilton
First Retirement: Gutierrez
ROTR: Maldonaldo
IIDOTR: Williams
DBTMOTR: Raikkonen
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: None

[RAK]

RAK's Predictions
2014 Very Thankful For The Dismal Showing Of The English Football Team In The World Cup Grand Prix

1) Hamilton
2) Rosberg
3) Bottas
4) Ricciardo
5) Vettel
6) Alonso
7) Massa
8) Perez
9) Hulkenberg
10) Magnussen

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Ricciardo
First Retirement: Ericsson
ROTR: Raikkonen
IIDOTR: Bottas
DBTMOTR: Raikkonen
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: None

[good_Ralf]

All 4 Tyres Intact This Time GP

1) Hamilton
2) Rosberg
3) Ricciardo
4) Vettel
5) Hulkenberg
6) Bottas
7) Massa
8) Raikkonen
9) Perez
10) Grosjean

Pole: Hamilton
FL: Rosberg
First DNF: Alonso (engine failure)
ROTR: McLaren
IIDOTR: Pirelli
DBTMOTR: Ericsson
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: Same as the number of World Cup titles for the Netherlands

[tommykl]

2014 British but people will inevitably be talking about the possible loss of the Italian Grand Prix
1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Alonso
4. Ricciardo
5. Bottas
6. Perez
7. Hülkenberg
8. Vettel
9. Massa
10. Vergne

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Rosberg
First retirement: Grosjean
ROTR: Kvyat
IIDOTR: Alonso by default
DBTMOTR: Räikkönen
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: nope

[UncreativeUsername37]

2014 Even More Hamilton Fanboys Than Usual GP (But This Time They're Right!)
1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Ricciardo
4. Bottas
5. Massa
6. Alonso
7. Hulkenberg
8. Perez
9. Raikkonen
10. Button

Pole: Hamilton
FL: Hamilton
First Ret: Vettel
ROTR: Maldonado
IIDOTR: Bianchi
DBTMOTR: Vettel
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: Ericsson

[Klon]

Klon's Predictions
2014 Operation Seelöwe Grand Prix
1. Rosberg
2. Vettel
3. Hülkenberg
4. Massa
5. Pérez
6. Alonso
7. Räikkönen
8. Kwjat
9. Magnussen
10. Vergne

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Hamilton
First retirement: Ricciardo
ROTR: The Sun (makes extremely pathetic Nazi joke after Hamilton retires after dominating the race, leading to a fully German podium)
IIDOTR: Hülkenberg (great podium for the Force India driver)
DBTMOTR: Pérez
MLP: Kwjat
DNQ: None

[W12]

Wizzie's Predictions

What the bathplug...

[watka]

Watka's Predictions
2014 See, Racing Circuits Can Be Flat And Still Be Good Grand Prix
1. Rosberg
2. Ricciardo
3. Alonso
4. Vettel
5. Bottas
6. Raikkonen
7. Hulkenberg
8. Massa
9. Magnussen
10. Perez

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Ricciardo
First retirement: Hamilton
ROTR: Hamilton, its set up for him to totally fail in front of the home fans
IIDOTR: Alonso (unexpected podium)
DBTMOTR: Maldonado
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: None

[Meatwad]

Meatwad's predictions

2014 Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen Grand Prix
1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Ricciardo
4. Pérez
5. Hülkenberg
6. Massa
7. Bottas
8. Vettel
9. Magnussen
10. Alonso

Pole: Rosberg
Fastest lap: Vettel
First retirement: Maldonado
ROTR: Ferrari
IIDOTR: Hülkenberg
DBTMOTR: Maldonado
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: None

[Normal32]

2014 Pirelli Puncture Show GP
1.Rosberg
2.Ricciardo
3.Hamilton
4.Vettel
5.Raikkonen
6.Alonso
7.Bottas
8.Bianchi
9.Ericsson
10.Grosjean

Pole:Rosberg
Fastest Lap:Ricciardo
IIDOTR:New ownership of Caterham
ROTR:Alonso,outperformed by team mate
DBTMOTR:Grosjean
MLP:Bianchi
DNQ:Maldonado,crashes in Qualying and is not allowed to take part(that will teach you )

[Enforcer]

1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Massa
4. Alonso
5. Ricciardo
6. Vettel
7. Bottas
8. Perez
9. Hulkenberg
10. Raikkonen

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Hamilton
First Retirement: Gutierrez
IIDOTR: Pfft... idk... Grosjean
ROTR: Lewisteria, and/or excessively anti-Lewis reaction to counter Lewisteria
DBTMOTR: Maldonado
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: None

[tristan1117]

tristan1117's Predictions
2014 British Grand Prix
1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Bottas
4. Ricciardo
5. Massa
6. Hulk
7. Perez
8. Alonso
9. Raikkonen
10. Magnussen

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Rosberg
First retirement: Grosjean
ROTR: Caterham
IIDOTR: Alonso?
DBTMOTR: Hulkenberg
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: None

[Londoner]

East Londoner's Predictions
2014 Racing for the Jilted Generation Grand Prix

1. Rosberg
2. Hamilton
3. Ricciardo
4. Alonso
5. Perez
6. Button
7. Magnussen
8. Bottas
9. Kvyat
10. Chilton

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Perez
First retirement: Massa (continues to be a straight busta at this circuit, binning it again at Stowe)
ROTR: Massa (what a tool )
IIDOTR: TALENT TALENT TALENT
DBTMOTR: Hulkenberg (knocks his front wing off on the first lap and we don't hear from him again the rest of the afternoon)
MLP: K-Mags
DNQ: The likelihood of an Englishman lifting the 2014 World Cup

And because it's the British GP, I'm gonna do my traditional thing and employ my double points joker here.

[Shizuka]

2014 Silver Arrows Grand Prix

1. Rosberg
2. Hamilton
3. Vettel
4. Ricciardo
5. Alonso
6. Perez
7. Magnussen
8. Hülkenberg
9. Bottas
10. Button

Pole: Rosberg
Fastest lap: Rosberg
First retirement: Kvyat
ROTR: Räikkönen (Q2 drop, wandering around in 13th)
IIDOTR: Perez will win it by default
DBTMOTR: Räikkönen
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: The bathplugs I give about the 2003 Robocop game

[mario]

1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Ricciardo
4. Alonso
5. Vettel
6. Hulkenberg
7. Bottas
8. Button
9. Magnussen
10. Kvyat

Pole: Rosberg
Fastest lap: Ricciardo
First retirement: Maldonado
ROTR: Kimi
IIDOTR: Hülkenberg
DBTMOTR: Kimi
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: None

[More_Blue_Flags]

2014 British GP

1. Hamilton
2. Alonso
3. Ricciardo
4. Vettel
5. Raikonnen
6. Kvyat
7. Button
8. Bottas
9. Hulkenberg
10. Magnussen

Pole: Hamilton (but it will be a close-run thing between the Mercs)
Fastest lap: Hamilton
First retirement: Sutil
ROTR: Another dubious tactical call or performance in the pits by Wiliams
IIDOTR: Kvyat or Alonso. I can't decide.
DBTMOTR: Maldonaldo
MLP: Kvyat
DNQ: None

[SgtPepper]

Not going again this weekend so I can afford Melbourne 2015 Grand Prix

1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Ricciardo
4. Alonso
5. Vettel
6. Hulkenberg
7. Bottas
8. Perez
9. Button
10. Kimi

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Rosberg
First retirement: Maldonado
ROTR: Maldonado
IIDOTR: Hulk
DBTMOTR: Massa
MLP: Bottas

[GwilymJJames]

Gwilym's Predictions
2014 British Grand Prix
1. Hamilton
2. Ricciardo
3. Massa
4. Bottas
5. Vettel
6. Perez
7. Alonso
8. Hulkenberg
9. Magnussen
10. Button

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Hamilton
First retirement: Ericsson
ROTR: Rosberg's gearbox
IIDOTR: Ricciardo
DBTMOTR: Raikkonen
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: None

[mash]

2014 Skittish Grand Prix
mash's predictions live from Woodcote A

1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Ricciardo
4. Bottas
5. Alonso
6. Vettel
7. Hulkenberg
8. Button
9. Magnussen
10. Kvyat

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Rosberg
First retirement: Maldonado
ROTR: Ericsson
IIDOTR: Bottas
DBTMOTR: Kimi
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: None

[Rocks with Salt]

Sorry about the late reply, but AFAIK qualifying hasn't even aired here in America yet because it was bumped by the Tour de France. Either way, if you're gonna penalize me, don't penalize RandomBot; he was an innocent victim in the alcohol-filled fireworks frenzy that was last night.

Rocks with Salt's Predictions
2014 Post-4th of July Hangover GP Predictions

1. Rosberg
2. Hamilton
3. Vettel
4. Hulkenberg
5. Ricciardo
6. Bottas
7. Kvyat
8. Massa
9. Alonso
10. Button

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Ricciardo
First DNF: Raikkonen
ROTR: The Stewards
IIDOTR: Hulkenberg
DBTMOTR: Raikkonen
MLP: Kvyat
DNQ: None

Random Number Generator's Predictions
2014 British GP Predictions

1. Grosjean
2. Raikkonen
3. Gutierrez
4. Chilton
5. Rosberg
6. Bianchi
7. Hulkenberg
8. Magnussen
9. Alonso
10. Bottas

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Kvyat
First DNF: Raikkonen
ROTR: Vergne
IIDOTR: Button
DBTMOTR: Chilton
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: None

[TomWazzleshaw]

Either way, if you're gonna penalize me, don't penalize RandomBot; he was an innocent victim in the alcohol-filled fireworks frenzy that was last night.

Based RNG will be spared from any possible penalty, solely because I know it's one vengeful identity and has no problem with beating me up afterwards

[dinizintheoven]

You'll notice I did no predictions this time. Real life has taken over... and, likely as not, will take over in Germany as well.

I may not be seen here again for anything up to three weeks... depending on how quickly I can shake of the real life intervention.