Grand Prix Rejects

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The handshake, seals the contract, from the contract, there's no turning back. The turning point of a career in Korea being insincere. The holiday was fun packed, the contract still in tact. The Grabbing hands Grab all they can, all for themselves after all. Surely the first Depeche Mode reference ...

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Sakon:"I cant believe HRT have got me into this stupid cow costume as part of the latest round of PR work!"
Bruno:"Moooo"

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HRTs 2011 car fails its first FIA crash test.

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Its nice to explore the fantasies but in reality it would have to be an existing calendar track having a double header or no race at all.

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CarlosFerreira wrote:130R the other way around wouldn't be so interesting, but the first sector done downhill should be a belter. Alguersaurus, meet some walls!

I bet the guys at Interlagos are hoping Korea goes ahead. For once they wont be the circuit that gets the grief about poor standards!

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Brundle has mentioned the possibility of one of the final races hosting a second race if it all goes wrong. Suzuka 1 and Suzuka 2, for example. Its not ideal but it would be fascinating, especially at a track like Suzuka or Interlagos, I kinda hope it happens. For Race 2 they could go round the othe...

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Wizzie wrote:Res
=8. Coops: 8 + 2 points

I suck.

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Ross Prawn wrote:KOBAYASHI !! Come on admit it, he did hit as lot of stuff.

To be fair, it was well past his bed-time.

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"I am a Jedi, like my Father before me..."

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"For sure Im very happy with my return to Formula One. I was as dull this time as I was in the past."

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ADx_Wales wrote:I wonder if the inhabitants of the planet Krikkit are staying in that hotel in Singapre that looks very much like the Wikkit Gate.

Maybe, but thats an SEP.

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The race itself, kind of underwhelming. Vettel never had enough pace to pass Alonso, Webber was given a difficult race by his team (raises an eyebrow), Jenson sort of hung on and Hamilton was brave but a bit daft. Im being too negative, I did enjoyed watching it so I'll nominate Bruno Lalli for cras...

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HWNSNBM thought you'd all forgotten about him.

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This wrote:
coops wrote:
Phoenix wrote:I have a better pun:
The guy will certainly need a Klienex after the race.

Is that a masturbation reference?

for hwnsnbm's sake, this is a family forum!

OK, it wasnt.

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Phoenix wrote:I have a better pun:
The guy will certainly need a Klienex after the race.

Is that a masturbation reference?

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With him not knowing the track Christian is really being thrown to the lions!

(Aw, come on. Thats a bit better than all these Klien/Clean puns that are being bandied about)

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patrick wrote:I'm disappointed at the lack of puns in this thread. You lot need to Klien up your act!

I think you've exhausted them all there.

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dr-baker wrote:Karun Chandok should be our new HWNSNBM - the driver who gets mentioned so often as the person we would like to see back in F1 that we can no longer mention his name.

How very dare you! What if Takuma Sato had read that?

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CarlosFerreira wrote:I'm sorry, but you could write a sitcom about them.

Matt Le Blanc as Felipe Massa!

"How YOU doin?"

"Better than you, Im in the lead. Could I BE anymore in front?"

(How many Friends references can I shoe-horn into one day?)

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Wizzie wrote:I will make an announcement concerning the Yamamoto/Klien situation tomorrow morning once I get some sleep

Sounds intriguing. Did you slip something into his beef sukiyaki to make him ill?

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Phoenix wrote:Just realizing now (shame on me!) that Yamamoto's head won't have a chance to fly off in this round
I've lost a point in my predictions in silly circumstances...

It doesnt say he has to be on the track when his head flies off.

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F1000X wrote:
coops wrote:Are you sure you're from America?

I never watched Friends. Ever.

I thought Friends was a bit like Star Trek or I Love Lucy; everyones seen at least one! Nevermind, you unintentionally made me laugh so thanks for that.

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F1000X wrote:
coops wrote:
F1000X wrote:WOW BRUNO, COULD YOU GO ANY FURTHER OVER THE RUMBLE STRIPS.

In my head it was Chandler Bing saying that and therefore utterly hilarious.

Who is Chandler Bing?

Are you sure you're from America?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qz2vodG6 ... re=related

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He gets a nice holiday every two weeks, what more does he want?

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F1000X wrote:WOW BRUNO, COULD YOU GO ANY FURTHER OVER THE RUMBLE STRIPS.

In my head it was Chandler Bing saying that and therefore utterly hilarious.

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Its sort of unfortunate that Klien is returning at a race where he wont know where the corners are, fingers crossed hes been using his PS3 to the full.

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Im really hoping he gives a good showing to prove that experience pays more dividends than pay drivers (unless you're name is Heidfeld).

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And I'm back in the lead.

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Oh bugger

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Loser

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dr-baker wrote:But you don't have to obey team orders...

I know but I want to be here next year.

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You beat me to it, coops! But whose thread will stay on top? FJackdaw or mine? I think it will be mine, ive got the team behind me and this thread really suits my typing style. I know ive lost threads in the past (Best Thing To Say On Winning A Championship, for example) but Ive put that behind me ...

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/motorsp ... 030027.stm

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madmark1974 wrote:Out of interest, who is the oldest driver to win an F1 race? There always seems to talk of 'the youngest driver to do such-and-such', but nothing about the oldest.

Luigi Fagioli. Read about this legend..

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luigi_Fagioli

Italians and team orders....

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Mark Webber wasnt entirely happy with the pit crew he'd been allocated for the last five races.

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Coops' predictions 2010 Singapore Grand Prix: 1. Hamilton 2. Alonso 3. Button 4. Webber 5. Vettel 6. Massa 7. Schumacher (I still believe) 8. Barrichello 9. Rosberg 10. Sutil Pole: Hamilton Fastest lap: Button First Retirement: Yamamoto ROTR: Vettel IIDOTR: KLIEN! (Its his first time here! DBTMOTR: ...

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I wonder if Williams will ever win again... I hope so. I concur, I hope they will conquer again... Anyone else thinking about a game of conkers? Williams always seem to be on the verge of getting back to the front dont they? I truly believe they should hang on to Rubens for as long as possible as a...

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Sillyarse. Actually, the sight of sparks pelting off the back of every car up until 1994, what was so dangerous about them? The sparks? Nothing, although I do remember reading that at the point Senna went off for the last time it was partly caused by that "spark-moment" as the car was mom...

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"For sure, Im targetting a top 15 finish. Anything less than that will be a complete failure."

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Phoenix wrote:What about this points system?

Phoenix, why do you want life to be more complicated?

I hope Bernie doesnt cast a glance over your points system as he may well take them up!

What about 5 points for the most shiny helmet and points deducted for terminally dull press conferences?

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