Grand Prix Rejects

MyHamsterRacedAnOnyx

go_Rubens wrote:
By the way, I'll say this right now. I think a pink F1 car would be cool.

I present...

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I would also add in: Teams will not be penalized if they do not attend every event. That was what killed off some of the smaller teams in the late 90s-having to trek to races at the end of season they knew they would not do well(or even qualify at),just to avoid the fine.It did for Larrousse in '95-...

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OK-remove the huge tarmac areas.Some of them can surely be replaced with grass or gravel,so if you make a mistake and go off,you pay the penalty-you may end up beached or with gravel in the radiator or grass blocking your air ducts or damage to your floor.That's what happens if you go offtrack-you s...

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The nose I don't have so much of a problem with as those wing sections. Why do they have to have bits sticking up,out,every which way like someone's dropped something heavy into the middle of them.

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More attempts to get the cars going out without running over each other,the crew,the guy in the next pit...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GppwHoYwr5k

And how to eliminate half the field in two accidents...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB5a9XAxMRU

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Since it's his forum,van de Poele on course to get a 5th place and two points at San Marino '91 when a fuel pump went bang in sight of the finish...

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How to win Brambilla-style...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taKz4CnMKgc

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The banana part...

It made my imagination wander off for a while....

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Excellent

I think I have that one of her in the field somewhere....

And it goes so perfectly with your signature

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Due to Hamilton swearing on the pit radio, he has been given a 10 place grid penalty. More details here: m You sir. Go and sit in the corner with the Andrea Modas and the EuroBruns!! Evil Hamster judges you Overall,one of the better races of a pretty dismal year so far-as always Vettel gets the luc...

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m If you are going to play the national anthem for the winner 1.Make sure you play the right anthem 2.Make sure you have a copy of the right anthem 3.Especially if that's the Portuguese anthem and you're in Macao.A PORTUGUESE colony for over 100 years. Oops. Everybody sing loud... m Celebrate. But n...

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When Indycar pit stops go bad....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4sdBi1nPRU

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No idea what or where this is...but even if you can;'t understand the language,you understand that this is a twit....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xURZnnsaDOI

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So... who actually came out of this race with some credit then? Virtually every time seemed to manage to go home disappointed or miserable Red Bull:Controversy over team orders and drivers unhappy with each other. Mercedes:Ditto.Plus Lewis can't tell one pit from another. Ferrari:Well Massa was OK i...

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpTIDGFwx7s

More fun with safety cars.....

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I think it very telling that our friend's page The Reality of Force1 USA racing.... is 404 Error.Not found

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I wouldn't blame Ben Edwards for getting the names confused-they're different names for the same place.Some places use Persian,others Arabian-there's quite a controversy over it.I'm guessing since we're in the UAE,someone went and moaned after he referred to it as the Persian Gulf.

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Well he had a fairly quiet weekend

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Hmm...tastes slightly salty...oh hell..it says with CUMIN......aargghghhh!

When cooking,always read the recipe VERY VERY carefullly...

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Vettel bonks the wall.If Alonso's tyres hit the cliff, perhaps a Perez podium?

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Vettel pits...

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Hamilton 13 seconds behind-16 laps to go...

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Perhaps Mr.Hamilton's wheels and airguns are magnetically similar so as soon as they come near they repel each other,delaying the changing of the wheel...

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Drive through for Vergne-pit lane speeding

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Button. To paraphrase Mr O.Wilde to have one bad set of tyres may be regarded as unfortunate. Two or three is just careless.

ETA:16th when your teammate is the winner is not good....

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WeirdKerr wrote:
MyHamsterRacedAnOnyx wrote:Glock out.

was he in the race....

Probably not. Five Live Extra need to learn-when a car pits, the driver has pitted the car. If you say the driver has stopped the car without specifying where,we assume he is out

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Glock out.

Meh maybe not.Stuppid Five Live Extra

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Next performer Mr.Karthikeyan 1 3/4 turn spin through 300 degrees-technical ability 3.4 artistic impression 5.7

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Schumacher and di Resta pit

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Grrr.I don't want to have drivers having to drive slowly and carefully to conserve tyres and save their fuel.They should be out there racing at full pelt.

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Wizzie wrote:Marussia need to do the same thing with HWNSNBM, pronto!

Fixed.

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What the odds of a parade of naked students conga-ing onto the track? Or a single nude protestor leaping out of some shrubbery?

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As for all-time unrejectifications by way of a victory, apart from 1950 I can only think of Giancarlo Baghetti and Peter Gethin before Pastor Maldonado, off the top of my head. Anyone come up with any others? What about Jean-Pierre Jabouille? Had he scored any points before he won France '79... Apa...

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And a super collection of safety car fails

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oIZUFmsqYU

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Only seven seconds but quite an impressive interruption to a race(it appears to be the 1972 New Lisbon International 6 hours)-maybe there's a longer clip out there somewhere....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8agNuI-c2UY

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The 1982 South African GP was in January too, and counted for the championship so can't be that. How about the qualifying sessions took place in the previous year? Indeed Well done! Just thinking along what might be a spurious line, were those races held on a day other than Sunday? Keep thinking al...

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Just a little recap so far 1.What was unusual about the podium at the 2003 Brazilian Grand Prix? Got this.No-one was actually in their correct position.Alonso was in hospital,Kimi was in 1st and he should have been in 2nd,whilst Fisi was in 2nd and he should have been in 1st 2.Which was the first Fo...

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OK guys... so far we're still waiting for 2,3,8 and 10 to be answered. 4 was correct-it was the Montreal raft race and having been convinced Williams' model was cheating somehow,Mike Gascogne and his team got hold of it and sank it! And here's a bonus one. Gabriele Tarquini qualified for the 1992 Br...

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OK folks,so far you have No.1 right-no one was actually in the correct position,No.5-Gilles Villeneuve,No.6 Rene Arnoux No.7 there is one more I can find past Revson Nearly there with No.8 No.9-I hadn't realized that was the case that it was last win by Italian in a Ferrari so brownie points There i...

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OK fiends here's some more. 1.What was unusual about the podium at the 2003 Brazilian Grand Prix? 2.Which was the first Formula One race to start behind a pace car? 3.What was special about the 1975 British Grand Prix that has not occurred since? 4.In 2010,Williams were accused of cheating and a riv...

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